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Title: Feeders
Post by: Andrew on August 17, 2008, 11:15:13 AM
Aliens land in Pennsylvania and start eating the populace, even the geek with the thigh-high white crew socks.  To tell the truth, I was cheering when the little creeps ate "Mr. Socks."

Click here to go to the Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/feeders/)

PS:  This is scary, but I almost gave this movie 1 Slime, vice a Skull, and this is almost entirely due to a single shot that lasts about 2 seconds.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: CHRIS.M on August 17, 2008, 12:24:02 PM
 :bouncegiggle:  this movie looks like it was made by somebody that runs one of those public access channels that i run across on cable every once in awhile, lol. i love how in the clip shes holding the alien down while it munches on her, probably in the hopes that it wont fall off the guys hand thats in it :teddyr:


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Rattrap007 on August 17, 2008, 07:02:17 PM
I concur completely. As soon as I saw the video I figured it was shot with someone's home camera. This one just looks awful though...


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Torgo on August 18, 2008, 04:20:29 PM
Man, this one looks thoroughly wretched.

Andrew, would you say this one is worse than Weasels Rip My Flesh? I unfortunately got subjected to that a couple of weeks ago and I haven't quite recovered.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Andrew on August 18, 2008, 04:38:47 PM
Man, this one looks thoroughly wretched.

Andrew, would you say this one is worse than Weasels Rip My Flesh? I unfortunately got subjected to that a couple of weeks ago and I haven't quite recovered.


This is definitely better than Weasels Rip My Flesh (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/weaselsrip/).  I almost gave it a single slime.  Eh, I guess that "I thought about giving it a single slime" is more accurate.

The scary thing: this is not the worst Polonia Brothers film.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Lurple on August 19, 2008, 04:13:57 PM
This looks like the kind of movie where you just pray for the monsters to kill everyone faster... except in this case the monsters are so horribly done you don't want to see them either. Tragic.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Kevin on August 19, 2008, 06:30:36 PM
I never saw the first, but because of a review by Lowtax at Something Awful, I picked up Feeders 2 (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/movie-review-feeders.php) on VHS back in 2000.  That movie is sheer PAIN.  It's a train wreck that you simply cannot stop laughing at.  It is a movie that you cannot ever forget.  The best part is that you don't need to see Feeders because half of Feeders 2 is flashback scenes from the first.  And you gotta love how the Polonias recycled actors (including themselves!) for the sequel.  Words cannot properly describe the experience of watching a Polonia brothers movie.  For a double-feature that is guaranteed to make all your friends hate you, watch Feeders 2 and Troll 2 back-to-back.  Then have a vote on which is worse, seeing a man seduced by an ear of corn, or Santa Claus blasting paper-machet aliens with a Laser Tag gun.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on August 19, 2008, 07:25:50 PM
I saw the main-page shot of the alien head and thought, "what's this?". I saw the word "Polonia" and chuckled. I watched the clip and it made my day :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: The Beerman on August 21, 2008, 06:52:01 PM
Oh, man I hadn't thought about this piece of -- film in years! Bad Muppet Theater Presents The Invaders, that was what I always referred to it as. Never could remember the title. Thanks! I think...



Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: HarlotBug3 on August 22, 2008, 11:44:15 AM
"The reason that aliens abduct people is that the extraterrestrial maniacs enjoy filling humans with pancake batter."

I'll just let that one hang in the air for a minute...  :bouncegiggle:
 


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Earthbound_X on August 23, 2008, 01:19:27 AM
All right! Another crappy movie to buy!
I bet Amazon loves your site Andrew, hahah.

I bought Weasels Rip my Flesh after reading your review.
I still haven't watched it for some reason...


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Mofo Rising on August 23, 2008, 01:42:32 AM
This movie reminds me of that time I stage a coup in a third world country and attempted to install my own puppet dictatorship. Unfortunately, I completely misunderstood the meaning of the word "puppet."

The demonstration did not go so well.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Andrew on August 23, 2008, 08:08:46 AM
All right! Another crappy movie to buy!
I bet Amazon loves your site Andrew, hahah.

I bought Weasels Rip my Flesh after reading your review.
I still haven't watched it for some reason...

In all honesty, people rarely purchase the really horrible films that I review.  Classics, or crazy stuff like "Dead Alive" and "The Champions of Justice" do get purchased, but the really bad ones (like this movie) do not.  It is not hard to understand why.

If you know what is good for you, you will put "Weasels Rip My Flesh" in a box and bury it in your backyard.

I saw the main-page shot of the alien head and thought, "what's this?". I saw the word "Polonia" and chuckled.

"Polonia" instantly sets off warning bells in my head - every time.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Earthbound_X on August 24, 2008, 08:36:16 PM
Well I'm a huge fan of MST3K, so I've seen my share of bad movies(Red Zone Cuba, ha!).

I guess that why I watch them, so I can kinda riff em with the people I watch them with.
I really wish Rifftrax would do some older bad movies, but I guess they try to do movies that are easier for people to get a hand on.

So far the only movie I've bought and watched after reading one of your reviews was the Fleah Eaters, and I thought that was pretty good.

I've ordered a few others movies, such as The Stuff, and couple zombie flicks.

Though I actally bought this movie off Half.com.
It was going for around $13 new on Amazon, and only around $3 new at Half, weird.

Plus...I think the little Feeder aliens look pretty cute, hahah.



Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Flangepart on August 25, 2008, 05:55:30 PM
OUCH!... This fit the phraise 'Attempted film." Kinda like 'attempted murder, or attempted fraud." Oh wait...no attempt about it!
There is no statute of limitations on bad movies...mores the pity...


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Torgo on August 25, 2008, 09:38:56 PM
A friend of mine got this in on Net Flix and the worst part is that it's got a flipper disc with a sequel(!) and a 46 minute making-of-featurette(!) on it. He's going to make me a copy so I'll let you all know if I survive watching them both back to back.

My brain is still quite a bit sore from Weasels Rip My Flesh.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Earthbound_X on September 13, 2008, 02:22:56 AM
Well after watching both the Feeder movies, I gotta say, they aren't good movies, but they have some kinda goofy charm about them.
So they aren't great, but they are still better then Weasels rip my Flesh and Hands-Hands of Fate.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: frankofthefuture on January 30, 2009, 05:00:07 PM
I own this one on VHS and Feeders 2 on DVD. Feeders "1" is far superior and I agree with the previous post: these "movies"...cough...have a certain kind of z-grade charm. Especially the first IMO. In a way kind of like a black and white monster movie from the early fifties. Feeders 2 has a bit of nudity if I remember while the first was more of a tame PG production. The two guys in the first were so geeky in an early 80s way that I still watch this one every few years or so. Gotta love the mustache and the tube socks.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Jed Siple on March 13, 2010, 01:51:25 PM
Just got this in the mail.  Ugh.  I hate the Polonia brothers.  Guess I should have known what I was getting myself into when I bought this peace of crap for a penny on Amazon.


Title: Re: Feeders
Post by: Muednethay on May 29, 2010, 10:45:17 AM
This movie was by far the worst movie I've ever seen.  But I've never forgotten it and I may just buy it on dvd just to prove to my friends that it exists.  Also, wasn't the movie rated NC-17?