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Title: No I have not been drinking! Post by: sprite75 on August 23, 2008, 10:44:18 PM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/NotBeer.jpg) Cop: Sir, have you been drinking this evening? Driver: No, sir. I made the mistake of drinking a great deal of coffee and Mountain Dew all day long and not having peed since leaving my house in Grand Forks this morning. Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: Mr. DS on August 24, 2008, 10:36:00 AM "Oh this, I pimped my ride so it could have an active waterfall...sweet ain't it officer?"
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: Yaddo 42 on August 24, 2008, 11:06:22 AM Well, officer, I can never get the lid to stay on my Jumbo To Go Cup at Mickey D's.
or No sir, I transport urine samples for a lab and thanks to you I just spilt them all! Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: AndyC on August 31, 2008, 05:32:34 PM "No sir, this does not entitle you to drive in the carpool lane."
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: Inferno on September 01, 2008, 08:26:57 PM Sorry, I just drove this through a river. Damn bridge was out.
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: Draug on September 02, 2008, 12:08:58 PM (http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/NotBeer.jpg)
"Whew! Did I ever tell you I have a weak bladder, officer?" Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: JJ80 on September 02, 2008, 01:47:42 PM I knew I should have checked my brakes after driving through that ford back there!
Title: Re: No I have not been drinking! Post by: Psycho Circus on September 02, 2008, 01:51:18 PM "Uh, my water's just broke!"
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