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Okay, admit it, you've grown up, but there's still some childish things you think about/see and you still giggle when you're alone.  With that I present my list of "Immature Things You Still Find Funny"

1. Videos of people getting injured while doing extremely stupid things.

2. Saying, "Yeah, that's what I think of that!" after breaking wind.

3. Children's songs about burning down the school/killing the teacher/going crazy sung to the tune of old Hymns. 

4. Troma films.

5. The entries in the Encyclopedia Dramatica.

6. This street sign (and yes, it's a real photo I took myself.)


7. Videos of guys getting hit in the nuts by any sort of sports ball.

8. Beavies and Butt-Head

9. Saying, "In your FAAAAAAYYYYYCE!" after I beat someone in a video/board game.

10. Old ladies swearing.  (As long as it's not at me.)

That's all I can think of off-hand.  What are YOU willing to admit to?

1.the 3 stooges!!!!
2."Pull My Finger!"  Or Raising a leg. Or pointing my finger at someone,like a little handgun. And then farting...of course!
3.Making silly faces at  people at work who are b***hing about one thing or another.
4.Staring intently at the sky or ceiling or at nothing at all....and watching strangers try to figure at what I'm looking at.(hehheh.)
6.Warner Bros.cartoons.(Daffy the most.)
7.Chimpanzees!
8.Speaking in a made up language to rude people.  It's an easy snappy comeback.
9.Just plain silliy nonsense of any sort.

I still own Werebears & Boglins, I like going on playground slides & swings and I still eat cereal for breakfast with goofy cartoons characters on the front.  :tongueout:

Farts
Family Guy
People stupider than me
I haven't seen one in person but if a midget has a sense of humor about it and will dress up like a leprechaun or a dwarf then I know I'll laugh.

That's all for now.

I have?   :teddyr:

This never gets old...

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I laugh at ANY BMW, Mercedes, or other expensive car that has broken down or gotten a flat and it is obvious the driver has NO idea what to do. I once saw a yuppie broken down in a neighborhood near where my parents live in a ROLLS. This neighborhood has NO houses worth less than $400,000, , ,and the guy acted like he was in Watts or the Bronx. He made some comment about how his shoes were RUINED because he had to step out on the asphalt. We sent a kid down to the corner to turn away the tow truck just to torture the guy.

Anyways, , I did laugh out loud over an elderly woman tripping on the carpet in the mall, ,, I know, , not funny, , but I still laughed.

I laughed when an inmate I was interviewing said he was raped when he was first being inprocessed. I dunno, , something about rape-o's getting the tables turned on them humors me.

I laught at the shows Jackass, Viva La Bam, The Dudesons, 1000 Ways to Die, and especially at Mike Rowe.

I laugh at any kid playing baseball that cries after getting hit with the ball. They give you a big leather glove to stop that from happening you know?

I laugh at fat kids trying to ride a skateboard or a snowboard. It rarely turns out well.

anyone under the age of 6, or over the age of 70 giving people the middle finger, , doubly so if they're throwing up the Shocker.

Emo kids, , They make me laugh quite hardily.

Pretty much any prank pulled on anyone that is asleep.

 

Taking a few fancy, highbrow sounding words (the kind politicians tend to use), and assembling them into a nonsensical sentence.

For instance, I tend to ask people for their perspective on the indifference of socialized financial architecture within a representive civic model.

I've been re-reading HG Wells' War of the Worlds lately, and I'm only now beginning to realize just how laughably wordy the whole thing is.

lol...I seriously can't help but laugh at people falling on their @ss either.  I recall working with a woman who was sitting next to a hole puncher and fell.  On the way down, she grabbed the tray in the hole puncher containing all the small hold punches.  It was like Rip Taylor had visited the office.  I couldn't run out fast enough to laugh. 

Then one time we went to Disney On Ice with my wife's godson.  The first girl out fell on her @ss attempting a jump.  It made the show for me. 

Then theres this video I watched the other day...it mixes two things I find funny.  Violence and old people falling. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sVNVETxXPo

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 DarkSider, I'm cryin'; "Then theres this video I watched the other day...it mixes two things I find funny.  Violence and old people falling." might be the funniest line I've ever read in a forum!

 For months, between 11:30 and 12:00, I have pulled out my cell to make a crank call to my receptionist 15 feet away from me. I make annoying nasal noises that sound like words, and never hang up first. Sometimes I hear her chair creak and hear her coming down the hall- redial! and the footsteps scurry up to the front for another call. It never gets old!

 I still get a weird pleasure from hiding around a corner and stretching my arms up real tall to scare unassuming prey.

 Rolling my eyes back until just the whites are showing and swatting the air like a zombie while chasing my nephew still freaks him out. I laugh. (He's 3). I also got him to pick up a dog turd and take it to his Mom to see if he could have it (she's got no sense of humor, though- WTF, he can wash his hands, right?).

 My greatest gift/passion/addiction though is; I have an uncanny ability to make up a B.S. story on the spot. My wife and I were walking through a parking lot, and she asked "What does Sentra mean?" I said that Soichiro (the only Asian sounding first name that ever springs to mind) Nissan was a huge Sinatra fan, but due to copyright laws he couldn't name a car a "Sinatra". One of his engineers suggested naming it a Sentra, which is how Soichiro pronounced it. He loved the idea, and the name stuck. She retold this trivia to people at work, etc. before I (laughing) told her I made it up. Now I do the same type of thing a few times a day, and it's great once you're in on the joke enough (and people want to be in on it!).

 

 

 

 

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Another thing I find funny is videos of random things getting blown up. 

WARNING NOT SAFE FOR WORK AND DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcEN2815dM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pewua4LbOMQ

Trying to say Multisyllabic words when you belch.  I had a nephew who could belch the entire Pledge of Allegiance  when he was 10 years old.

I just made me so proud . . . (sniff!)

When fat people break something.

I was at a family reunion last weekend. Every man there (myself included) was substantially portly.
After a few hours of cannonballs in the pool, the diving board broke.
It wasn't me.

I've always had a little something around the middle.
Once, when I was about 13 or 14, I was sitting in class, when the bell rang.
Like everyone else, I got up & made a b-line for the door.
I made it about five feet before I realized my desk was stuck to my big a**.

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 I'm going to try out the Sentra story!  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

anything and everything on here

I still make up nicknames for just about everyone I work with (I don't let the inmates know this though), actually pretty much everyone I meet. There's a big fat racist hillbilly I call "Rerun", another guy named Joe we call "Jo-mo", a guy named Marshall I call "Marsh-hole", and I call my niece Stephanie "Step-on-me" (which is really funny since her last name is "Head"). I still call ANYONE named Chuck "Up Chuck". I used to call a guy at the shipyard "Grady", because he looked like a photo negative of Grady from "Sanford and Sons". A friend of the family named Nick got the name "Nick Gobbler", , and another named Natua is called "Snatchblackman" (not sure where that one came from), Derek is called Door-ek (The word DORK stretched out), Logan is called Loge-ann, and Mark is called "Barfignugen". Travis is Beavis, John becomes "Juan Wayne, the Colombian Gayboy" (even though he's Itialian,, kinda). There's a kid whose last name was Coleman, , that I named "Cole-Hole" in the 6th grade and it stuck permanently, , even the adults called him that. I call pretty much any woman named Pam or Sam "Spam". There are TONS more that I really can't post here.

This is awful,  but I find midgets hilarious.  Once I was driving past a pharmacy and one was out mowing the lawn.  I couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.  Its a terrible habit but I have almost an involuntary reaction for me to laugh when I see one.

You should come and live on my street then! There's a midget guy who dresses like a gangsta-rapper who walks past every lunchtime to go get his newspaper.

-I don't actually find midgets funny though, I never have....I dunno  :question:

Yeah you know I don't mean to offend little people.  I just can't help it.   Apparently a lot of society can't either.  For example, people who thought mini me in the Austin Powers film was funny or midget wrestling.  :bouncegiggle: Bless them, they have a lot to put up with not to mention me a jerk like me laughing. 

Midget tossing DarkSider? Now, this is funny!  :bouncegiggle:

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Dude stop, you're killing me...

Hey, , you netter not be in Florida or New York, , that's ILLEGAL there. .:question:

Getting flashbacks from that scene in South Park where a midget is trying to talk to the school about a lesson in tolerance and Cartman can NOT stop laughing.  Everyone else is DEAD silent, but Cartman just keeps going and going.  He's like, "Oh, oh, they've got him in a little suit!  AHAHAHHA!" (Midget's wearing a suit and tie.) 

The midget tries repeatedly to teach Cartman a lesson in tolerance and being non judgmental.  (You can guess how well it goes.)

Oh yeah, that was very, very funny and here it is....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBbLLNrDSQo&feature=related

"Now say Carol Ann don't go into the light" LMAO HAHAHAH :teddyr:

I am 100% NOT racist in any way, , but there's little on Encyclopedia Dramatica that I don't laugh at.

1. Saying "your mom" or "that's what she said" after key comments.

2. Bodily function jokes, if they're well placed (a la vomit scene from Family Guy).

3. Yeah, I have to agree with Troma.

Answering any question that starts with the word "why" with "Because you touch yourself at night" or "Because God sees what you do and hates you for it"

That Cartman clip was hliarious :bouncegiggle: I recall a DJ back in the mid 90s round here who had a feature on his show calling "midget sightings".  People would call up whenever they saw one somewhere.  I remember seeing one that worked at Walmart back in the day.  My friend always said he was going to ask him for something on the top shelf.  What a prick my friend was...lol...

- Toilet humour,
- Bad or corny puns,
- The mere mention of the words 'Pants' or 'Underpants';
- Clunks song lyrics, especially bad rhymes;
- The Japanese gameshow "MXC"/"Takashi's Castle";
- Sports mascots.

Whenever I walk towards an automatic door, I make a little "using the Force" hand gesture . . . . and still feel a little thrill when the door opens!! LOL

Penis!!!  :bouncegiggle:

Warning, NOT SAFE FOR WORK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdniTQFQ650
This scene makes me crack up although it is a serious scene...

We had a running gag for that at work where after someone would say something and then someone else would go, "Yeah, that's what she said last night!"

ex: "I'm gonna need a hand with this, it's too heavy to carry..."

and numerous others.

:)

Oh, yeah, forgot Blanche Knott's Truly Tasteless Jokes books series.  Yeah, some of them are horribly dated (Did you hear about Michael Jackson's new shampoo?  It's called Head and Smolders.) not to mention completely politically incorrect, but I say if you insult EVERYONE not just one group, you're okay.  :)

1. Wiggas (You know the white guy gangsta rapper wannabes. The more inappropriate looking they are for the whole baggy, sideways hat rapper get-up they're wearing, the funnier I find it).

2. Metalheads (but only when they really don't look the part)

3. Stern and nosy old people (who always seem to be noticing every little thing around them and taking constant offense to something or other).

4. Any audible fart makes for instant laughing especially in public places.

5. The Simpsons (some of the humor on there especially in earlier seasons is of the more immature variety)

There's one of those spots in the mall in Anchorage where right in the middle of the walkway they have a half dozen or so of these "chairs" you slump over on and they give you a back massage. It always seems to be Asian woman or men giving the massages, and when they're not working on someone, they offer massages to people walking by. My kid and I, when approached, no matter if it is a man or a woman, give that person the "thumbs up" sign and ask "Happy Ending?", loud enough people can hear. You can immediately see who knows what that means and who doesn't, , but we laugh for quite a while every time. 

How old is your kid?  I think you're warping his (her?) mind!  :smile:

16, , and he's already warped.

I think videos of zoo animals snapping against their trainers are pretty funny.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu6L9pG_E6o