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Title: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: KYGOTC on September 14, 2008, 08:28:02 PM
2 nights ago, i went with this girl to go see Grindhouse at this awesome theater that shows obscure movies. She had never seen it before.

Im not sure this chick likes me very much anymore. During Planet terror, i laughed at the parts that she might have found distastefull. (Like when the kid accidentally shoots himself if the head). I cracked up alot durring that, but this girl just gave me the most unaproving look Ive ever been given. Besides that, she was kinda grossed out (what with all the puss and melting penises an' all) and she ended up getting up and leaving in the middle of Death Proof.

Haven't spoke to her since that night. Ah, who needs her, right?! HA!
Anything similar ever happen to you??


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Mr. DS on September 14, 2008, 09:03:48 PM
This story is almost as funny as Robert Dinero taking Meryl Streep to a porno on their first date in Taxi Driver.   :bouncegiggle:  Honestly I haven't had anyone leave me behind, mainly due to the fact I go alone to most movies I see.  I too laugh at the overally graphic parts which I find makes the patrons around me uneasy.  Karma for the story and letting the chick know who you are.  You're right, if she doesn't like it, oh well.  It beats dating a girl and pretending to like Jennifer Aniston movies.  :lookingup:


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Menard on September 14, 2008, 09:16:48 PM
2 nights ago, i went with this girl to go see Grindhouse at this awesome theater that shows obscure movies. She had never seen it before.

Im not sure this chick likes me very much anymore. During Planet terror, i laughed at the parts that she might have found distastefull. (Like when the kid accidentally shoots himself if the head). I cracked up alot durring that, but this girl just gave me the most unaproving look Ive ever been given. Besides that, she was kinda grossed out (what with all the puss and melting penises an' all) and she ended up getting up and leaving in the middle of Death Proof.

Haven't spoke to her since that night. Ah, who needs her, right?! HA!
Anything similar ever happen to you??

Well...I don't now if I can say it is a good or bad choice.

If you want to date someone, at some point they are going to discover who you are, what your likes and dislikes are, etc., and it certainly sounds like you found a way to break that ice. She doesn't click with that and you would have found that out one way or another. That's not her problem, or your's.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: ulthar on September 14, 2008, 09:28:30 PM
I took a girl who had never heard of HP Lovecraft on a date to see RE-ANIMATOR (unrated) when it was in theaters.  People were leaving that place in droves.  Afterward, she said, "that movie should have been rated X."

On the first date with my wife, we rented PLEDGE NIGHT (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095878/).  By the end of our third date, we'd watched MANY b-movies, mostly 80's horror and goofy stuff like ROCKIN ROAD TRIP and FRATERNITY VACATION...typical "Up All Night" fare I had on VHS.



Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: ghouck on September 14, 2008, 10:24:35 PM
A friend of mine was on a first date with a girl and asked me for advise on a good movie when I ran into them in the video store. I suggested "I Spit on your Grave" and totally ruined their date. It took him weeks to convince her it wasn't a setup (She thought it was a setup to get her to watch porn or something) and to get her to not think he was an idiot dirtbag pervert. They eventually went out a few more times but it didn't work out. He should have known from her overly-offended/no sense of humor reaction that it wasn't going to work between them. Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.

I did once go see "Moonstruck" with a girlfriend I was getting back together, , which was so bad it played right into my plans for us to leave the theater and go do something else  :teddyr:  That's the only useful thing that has ever come to be from Cher's acting 'career'



Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on September 15, 2008, 01:13:01 AM
When I go out with a girl I take her to two things-B-movie and a punk show. I'm up front with stuff like that because movies and music are my life. With my last girlfriend I took her to see Black Sheep which she liked and a show which she also enjoyed. didn't work out in the long run but where both pretty close friends.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: KYGOTC on September 15, 2008, 07:52:31 AM
When I go out with a girl I take her to two things-B-movie and a punk show. I'm up front with stuff like that because movies and music are my life. With my last girlfriend I took her to see Black Sheep which she liked and a show which she also enjoyed. didn't work out in the long run but where both pretty close friends.

Curious.... who was playing at the show you brought her to?


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: schmendrik on September 15, 2008, 11:20:17 AM
2 nights ago, i went with this girl to go see Grindhouse at this awesome theater that shows obscure movies. She had never seen it before.

Im not sure this chick likes me very much anymore. During Planet terror, i laughed at the parts that she might have found distastefull. (Like when the kid accidentally shoots himself if the head). I cracked up alot durring that, but this girl just gave me the most unaproving look Ive ever been given. Besides that, she was kinda grossed out (what with all the puss and melting penises an' all) and she ended up getting up and leaving in the middle of Death Proof.

Haven't spoke to her since that night. Ah, who needs her, right?! HA!
Anything similar ever happen to you??

Sort of. I ended up marrying the girl, so I guess she forgave me.

We've been married a lot of years and we enjoy a lot of the same A-movies. But she definitely doesn't share my tastes in horror and B-movies. So my Netflix list consists of two different kinds of movies, those to watch together and those I'm going to watch when I have idle time during train commutes, when she's asleep, or when one of us is on travel.

My story: I had told her about "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" and described it as one of the funniest movies I'd ever seen. She laughed at my description of my favorite scenes. But she found it excruciatingly dumb and tiresome when I finally took her to see it on a date. "It sounded better the way you described it". She's still giving me grief about that date.

However, "I have bad news: these [monster mutant killer tomatoes] are cherry tomatoes" has become an in-joke that we both use. And either one of us might suddenly start singing "look out... for the tomatoes", particularly when making salad.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: ghouck on September 15, 2008, 11:34:21 AM
This story is almost as funny as Robert Dinero taking Meryl Streep to a porno on their first date in Taxi

That was Cybill Shepherd, not Meryl Streep, but you're right, ballsy move on Dinero's part.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: peter johnson on September 15, 2008, 12:25:42 PM
I took Dixie to a Saskatchewan Animation Festival on our second date -- we were both falling in the aisles over a gross/surreal cartoon that ended in nuclear apocalypse.  She doesn't do certain types of gore or violence, but loves the Hammer films & films like it.  She gets Ed Wood 100%.  Neither of us particularly care for zombie pictures, but she enjoyed 3/4 of Shaun of The Dead & most of Black Sheep.  There are a few films we need to watch separately, but generally ours is a great match, B-wise.
* * *
She was the first person I can think of I took to strange cinema fare when dating -- In college & high school, we went to movies in groups or solo.  As a couple, I went to a few films but these were always "A"/first-run releases, or classics like Modern Times.
peter johnson/denny crane


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: BeyondTheGrave on September 15, 2008, 02:35:58 PM
Curious.... who was playing at the show you brought her to?

It was Look Back and Laugh and 108. It was more of a hardcore show.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 15, 2008, 03:44:17 PM
A friend of mine was on a first date with a girl and asked me for advise on a good movie when I ran into them in the video store. I suggested "I Spit on your Grave" and totally ruined their date....
You are evil. 


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Dave M on September 17, 2008, 09:18:48 PM
I think I once read in Psychology Today or something, that when people watch violent movies on dates, if the man dosen't react much to the violence in the movie, he's more likely to get laid. It's like women percieve that as masculine or something.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: inframan on September 18, 2008, 09:51:01 AM
Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.


Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 18, 2008, 11:36:46 AM
I think I once read in Psychology Today or something, that when people watch violent movies on dates, if the man dosen't react much to the violence in the movie, he's more likely to get laid. It's like women percieve that as masculine or something.

So THAT'S been my problem.  I need to stop squealing like a little girl and hiding my head in my hands every time the zombie's head explodes!


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Menard on September 18, 2008, 02:47:24 PM
Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.


Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing

Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Rev. Powell on September 18, 2008, 03:56:05 PM
Why they rented it without reading the box is beyond me.



Holly crap, is your friend completely clueless? Its funny that you suggested that but the fact he actually rented it is disturbing


Perhaps as a public service, and to prevent ghouck from ever doing this again, we should make a list of inappropriate date movies.


I'll start:

The New York Ripper

At least, if you do see it with a date, try to avoid any remarks like 'the razor blade scene rocked', or quacking like a duck.


The ultimate inappropriate DATE MOVIE:

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Date_movie.jpg)


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 18, 2008, 03:57:19 PM
Inappropriate date movie? 
LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT 


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Patient7 on September 18, 2008, 04:28:58 PM
Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 18, 2008, 04:40:47 PM
Night of the Demons, name one thing you saw in that movie that makes it a good pick for a date.


Click it to 2:20...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubcS75PxHyk&feature=related


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Menard on September 18, 2008, 05:46:53 PM
On the flip side of the coin, for the ladies, watching Venom with a guy and cheering for the snake, or screaming 'get a mouth full', in the basement scene with Oliver Reed is not highly recommended.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: TexasCharlie on September 18, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Ahh man, I recently started dating this girl who when I asked her to bring over some movies brought over Texas Chainsaw Massacre II.  I'm thinking about asking this girl to marry me.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Allhallowsday on September 18, 2008, 08:26:48 PM
THE DEVIL'S REJECTS is not a date movie. 


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Psycho Circus on September 19, 2008, 07:20:42 AM
The Entity would be one to miss too


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Raffine on September 19, 2008, 12:29:41 PM
Not exactly a 'b' movie, but Martin Scorsese's AFTER HOURS would be a terrible first date movie.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: xupernaut on September 19, 2008, 09:01:03 PM
  When me and my wife were dating the 1st move I took her to was Return of the living dead 2 followed by The Serpent and the Rainbow about a week later.I find out later she hates zombie movie lol.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: the master on September 21, 2008, 10:08:56 AM
there was a showing of manos in our town
i liked a girl
she went with me
i never talked to here again


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Scottie on September 21, 2008, 07:11:49 PM
I took my only prom date to see The Core. I was very up front with her. I said, "this movie is going to be really bad. Are you sure you want to come?" She did and she stayed through the whole thing AND still went to the prom with me. We never talked afterwards.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Mr. DS on September 21, 2008, 07:16:11 PM
Caligula...not a good date movie.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: the master on September 22, 2008, 06:59:46 PM
i think girls will be quiet hate the movie in there mind and then never talk to you agian


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: CheezeFlixz on September 23, 2008, 08:26:36 AM
If you date doesn't like b-movies, ditch her ... you have little in common and it's not going to get any better. Life to short to be stuck with a stick in the mud.


Title: Re: Why going to a b-movie is a bad choice for a date.
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on September 23, 2008, 03:29:19 PM
I dated a funa nd cool girl a couple times.  We did end up going to see a Godzilla 2000 at the second run theatre.  I enjoyed myself, but I don't think she QUITE got the point.
-Ed