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Title: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: Metropolisforever on September 24, 2008, 05:03:34 PM (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/14833439_f1b6325dd8.jpg?v=0)
"Did this young woman consent to this? Are you sure? You KNOW this is illegal in Alabama, right?" "Be prepared; this might hurt a little..." Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: Rev. Powell on September 24, 2008, 07:28:45 PM Watch me demonstrate how the Hoovermatic 2000 removes annoying towels from common household supermodels!
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: D-Man on September 24, 2008, 09:43:24 PM "I don't think that's quite how you perform a colonic, sir..."
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: sprite75 on September 25, 2008, 01:00:48 AM Higher...higher...yes that's the spot, right there.
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: AndyC on September 27, 2008, 10:59:35 PM "Keep pulling. You've almost got the whole thing out."
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: sprite75 on September 27, 2008, 11:26:07 PM (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/9/14833439_f1b6325dd8.jpg?v=0) Am I ready for this? That's what my husband asked me on our wedding night. That, and brace yourself. Of course that was his idea of foreplay. Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: ghouck on September 28, 2008, 12:14:37 AM Fat Lady: "You SWORE you'd never touch another woman with a ten-foot pole, and that's EXACTLY what you're doing! I'm going back to mother's, I want a divorce. . "
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: Flangepart on September 29, 2008, 11:29:03 AM New from Sears, the hickeymatic 550.
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: Inferno on October 11, 2008, 08:19:09 AM Princess Lea and Han Solo opened up a massage parlor in thier later years. They always had to vaccumm off the customers due to the insane amount of wookie hair left by Chubacca.
Title: Re: "I Hope You're Ready for This..." Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:39:19 AM Man, Star Wars inspired porn was really bad.
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