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Title: Lego Man
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 08, 2008, 09:00:26 AM
(http://www.scrappychiclivonia.com/images/CHAW07%20LegoMan%20&%20the%20Gang.jpg)

"I'm always hard for the ladies"  :tongueout:


Title: Re: Lego Man
Post by: Inferno on October 11, 2008, 08:15:31 AM
They like him now, but soon they will realise his pants don't come off.


Title: Re: Lego Man
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2008, 05:58:07 PM
Legophilia: What Every Parent Should Know

Legophilia is Sexual fixation on plastic building blocks. Sound incredible? Not at all. It often begins to manifest at a young age, sometimes starting with Duplo or Mega Blox, and in rare cases, extending to other toys made from extruded ABS. Here we see three teenage girls, each in turn attempting to achieve "Lego smile." Let's listen in.

"Think of it. Thousands of pieces, pressed tightly together. Each with its projections thrust firmly into the lower openings of its neighbour. Oh! Oh! Yes! Yes!"


Title: Re: Lego Man
Post by: Mr. DS on October 11, 2008, 06:07:22 PM
Sadly, Lego Man's narcolepsy always acted up on ladies night. 


Title: Re: Lego Man
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:37:07 AM
After Grandpa died he insisted that his family encase him in these. Shhh! Tourists just think it's a neat toy.


Title: Re: Lego Man
Post by: NelsonRage on April 10, 2009, 06:56:08 AM
" Look girls, I would love to but some kids stole my penis about 15 minutes ago."