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Title: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: sprite75 on October 10, 2008, 01:21:42 AM
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Get your hand off my thigh, Data.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: akiratubo on October 10, 2008, 02:10:35 AM
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"What does that hussy Tasha Yar have that I don't?"
"A vagina, Geordi.  A vagina."


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Ash on October 10, 2008, 10:37:03 AM
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"Say Geordi, fancy a little Bohemian Rhapsody?"
        "Why yes my good man!"

            
(queue headbanging scene like in Wayne's World)


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: schmendrik on October 10, 2008, 11:01:48 AM
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1. "Don't look at me, I didn't have the beans for lunch. Besides, I don't have a digestive tract."

2. "OK, Mr. 'I don't need to run any data checks on the directions, my positronic memory is working perfectly', now we're lost. Suggestions?"



Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Mr. DS on October 10, 2008, 08:06:21 PM
1.) I thought you brought change for the Jersey turnpike. 
2.) Dude, hide the beer cans and act cool.  I'll do all the talking. 


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Menard on October 10, 2008, 08:08:43 PM
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Get your hand off my...schmendrik

 :teddyr: That was the way the post title looked after schmendrik posted. It just seemed too funny to pass up.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Inferno on October 11, 2008, 08:14:57 AM
Data: Why are you the one driving? You're the blind one!


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2008, 05:45:27 PM
Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Rev. Powell on October 11, 2008, 06:33:29 PM
Data: "It is 106 parsecs to Chicago, we have got a full tank of antimatter, half a pack of cigarettes, it is dark, and you are wearing sunglasses."

Geordi: "Hit it."

Dang, I can't repeat a karma action for 6 hours.  Remind me to give you credit for this tomorrow.   


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Pennywise on March 30, 2009, 12:34:19 AM
"Oh dude, I just hit that guys car in the parking lot! Let's get outta here!"


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: Jack on March 30, 2009, 08:19:21 AM
No Data, this is NOT the ultimate chick-mobile.  Trust me.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: asimpson2006 on March 30, 2009, 09:45:04 AM
Is that part of the stick shift in your pants or are you just happy to see me.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: NelsonRage on April 01, 2009, 01:49:41 AM
"Look Data, for many years, the pretend speed limit was 55, now its 65"


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: asimpson2006 on April 01, 2009, 06:42:24 AM
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I can't drive 55, because my car only does 38.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: AndyC on April 01, 2009, 08:32:53 AM
Data and Geordi go to White Castle


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: sprite75 on June 08, 2009, 01:17:36 AM
I specifically told you to use the bathroom before we left the Enterprise, Geordi!


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: ChuckSplatt on June 11, 2009, 12:05:15 AM
I cannot fart nor generate a simulated fart.
Thus, I conclude 'twas you, Geordi.


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:24:21 AM
Yeah??  Reading Rainbow.....got a problem with that??


Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: The Burgomaster on September 30, 2009, 12:27:18 PM


Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony, side by side . . .




Title: Re: Get your hand off my thigh...
Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 05:51:35 PM
Geordi: Yes Data I think Dr Crusher is hot too