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Yes, as it seems that Indy is auctioning off his head...er...I mean hat, it seemed like a good idea to take pics from one of his latest adventures, and....uh....provide some appropriate captions.





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Come back....come back...I didn't see any low flying planes.



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Heh..heh...I found 800 year old doo doo...heh...heh.



(http://5g8.net/upload/indyold.JPG)

Finally....someone older than me!



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Now how damn many time does someone have to tell Indy that, when crossing the road, to watch for cars?

 


Make up your own Indiana Smith adventures with the Original Indiana Smith Safari Hat (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160296005788&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling); Indiana Smith Action Figure sold separately.



Add your own captions or tell your favorite Indiana Smith adventure....

...such as:


Indiana Smith and the Swingset of Doom

Indiana Smith and the Crystal Barbie

Indiana Smith and the Last Cruller



*psst...this is all in fun...

....pretty much at Indy's expense. :teddyr:

Indiana Smith And The Wronging Of The Lost Turtle
Indiana Smith And The Auction Of Doom
Indiana Smith And The Last Bowel Movement
Indiana Smith And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Meth

I get the feeling this is going to be a disturbing thread . . . .


Don't forget my favorite,

Indiana Smith and the Quest for the Elixir of Life!*

Now everybody go bid on my hat!!




*otherwise known as a visit to the Dr. Pepper machine.

Dude...that's cold. :bouncegiggle:

Indiana Smith and the Spleenwaxers from the Center of the Earth

(http://5g8.net/upload/indyhat2.JPG)

There's nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito!

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[Chef from South Park voice]You gotta hold the turtle like you hold your lover, , be naughty with the turtle, , spank the turtle, , ever so gently,  , spanky spanky  [/Chef from South Park voice]

I prefer Indy's first adventure

Raider's of the Lost Minifridge!  :bouncegiggle:

Indiana Smith and the Controversial Political Thread
Indiana Smith in the Land of the Secular Humanists
Indiana Smith and the Arrowhead that was Jammed Kind of Tight under a Big Rock

Don't forget Indiana Smith and the Giant Spider Web of Doom. We even got pictures from that one!

I think the cost of your hat is rising Indiana.  You have Menard to thank for that.   :bouncegiggle:

Karma to all who replied!!!

(I still think everyone who makes a joke at my expense should be required to make one bid on the hat . . . . :teddyr:)

Indiana Smith and the Search for the Lost Side Dish.

Sorry dude, no eBay account; otherwise I'd probably try to buy it for real.

From the Chronicles of Young Indiana Smith:

Episode 69 - "They Don't Call It a Rumble Seat for Nothing"

This one is from the annual archaeology picnic. "On your marks!"
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