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Title: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: ER on November 02, 2008, 10:34:12 AM http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/black_country/7704603.stm
Man is found glued to toilet seat A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat. Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached. The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck. He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him. Toilet re-installed An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed." It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster. An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man. "With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said. The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed. Title: Re: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: indianasmith on November 02, 2008, 01:37:54 PM There's an "addicted to pot" joke just waiting to be made here . . . I know it.
Title: Re: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: JJ80 on November 02, 2008, 04:07:27 PM All it normally takes is a mutton vindaloo! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 05:39:21 PM This is part of the reason I lay down the safety layer of toliet paper in public restrooms. :wink:
Title: Re: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 02, 2008, 06:54:42 PM Ooh, I read about this on my texty news thingy this morning :bouncegiggle:. I remember years ago I got blamed for glueing a toilet seat in school and someone had sat on it. I didn't do it, it was just some deluded female teacher with a barren womb who despised genuine "nice" kids. Thanks Mrs. Riley, now I'm evil, bitter and twisted. :teddyr: But anyway, funny news story.
Title: Re: Man Glued To Toilet Seat Post by: Trevor on November 03, 2008, 08:40:17 AM :smile:
"Stuck on you.... Got this feeling down deep in my soul That I just can't lose.... Girl, I'm on my way..... Needed a friend... and the way I feel right now with this &^%$#@ toilet seat stuck to my rear end......." Not sung by Lionel Richie and the Commodores. :buggedout: |