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Title: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 02, 2008, 03:03:17 PM What use could you find for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160296005788&_trksid=p3907.m32&_trkparms=tab%3DSelling)?
1. If for some reason you found yourself in public without any clothes, you could use it to cover your privates; plus it has a convenient hole for taking a wee. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: JJ80 on November 02, 2008, 03:32:02 PM No.2 - If you were to disturb a wasps nest, it could be used as a means of fending off the ensuing enraged swarm.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 03:47:15 PM 3.) In case there is a run on toliet paper and all stores are sold out.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: JJ80 on November 02, 2008, 04:01:16 PM No.4 - As a prop in your SOV 'Tarzan' opus.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 04:53:58 PM 5.) Because it gets the chicks.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 02, 2008, 06:56:57 PM 6) To eat Lucky Charms out of...
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: JJ80 on November 02, 2008, 07:11:20 PM No.7 - As a bird-feeder.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 07:14:11 PM 8.) To swat mosquitos
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: ghouck on November 02, 2008, 07:18:52 PM 9.) To scare infants and small forest creatures.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 02, 2008, 07:19:49 PM 10) To blow out taxi cab windows when worm by Michael Jackson
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 07:22:05 PM 11.) If you have a widow's peak, the hole allows ample ventilation if needed.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 02, 2008, 07:26:12 PM 12) To trick Mr. Rogers into thinking you've been attacked by pigeons, so he'll buy you a new hat.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 02, 2008, 07:31:52 PM 13.) To carry your pot luck lunch to office parties.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: indianasmith on November 02, 2008, 07:42:37 PM To catch wild turtles with, of course!
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 02, 2008, 09:18:38 PM 15) Put it in a tree as an impromptu bird house; front door included.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: indianasmith on November 02, 2008, 10:19:23 PM It also works as a spaghetti strainer!
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Patient7 on November 02, 2008, 10:23:20 PM 17. Looks quite good when you hunt people on your private island.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 02, 2008, 11:04:56 PM 18) Makes a great fart muffler; comes with its own exhaust port.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: AndyC on November 02, 2008, 11:33:19 PM It's ideal if you happen to have a horn sticking out of your head.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 03, 2008, 05:58:08 AM 20) To keep all your eggs in one basket...
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 03, 2008, 09:26:04 AM 21.) The hole makes for a great way to fertilize your lawn
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 03, 2008, 10:55:54 AM 22) Stick something long and hard in the hole (A FLASHLIGHT!!! :lookingup:) and turn it into a miner's hat.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 03, 2008, 12:41:13 PM 23.) If you're short, wearing it may just get you on rides at an amusement park. If you're a bit under the height requirement that is.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: ghouck on November 03, 2008, 02:25:58 PM 24.) One could roll it up and stuff it down their pants for the Ladies. Down the front to impress them, down the back to gross them out. :thumbup:
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 03, 2008, 02:40:05 PM 25) To conceal a spy camera
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 03, 2008, 08:43:55 PM 26.) As a counter weapon to Trevor's mighty underpants.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Raffine on November 03, 2008, 10:36:49 PM 27. Run it through your horse and put it on your garden.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: indianasmith on November 07, 2008, 07:51:46 PM Also works as a plant waterer!!
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 08, 2008, 05:11:03 AM 29. As a second rate filtration system
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Patient7 on November 08, 2008, 12:22:45 PM A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 09, 2008, 11:52:52 AM A shown by one of the pictures it's almost bulletproof That would actually be the head wearing it that is bulletproof. (http://5g8.net/smileys/snicker.gif) (http://5g8.net) 31) Can be placed on the living room or office carpet and be used as a putting cup. Get your own Indiana Smith Original Safari Hat and Putting Cup here (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160297363582). Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 09, 2008, 04:55:57 PM 32.) A tea cozy
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: indianasmith on November 12, 2008, 07:33:12 AM Also as a cat bed.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: AndyC on November 12, 2008, 08:42:56 AM 34. Place it in the bottom of an aquarium.
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 12, 2008, 09:09:21 AM 35) To shield Michael Jackson's children from the paparazzi
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 12, 2008, 09:16:14 AM 36.) To clean your car's windshield
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: BoyScoutKevin on November 12, 2008, 01:30:27 PM 35) To shield Michael Jackson's children from the paparazzi 37) Or to shield Michael Jackson from the paparazzi. Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: JJ80 on November 12, 2008, 02:00:22 PM No.38 - Or to shield Michael Jackson's children from Michael Jackson...
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: indianasmith on November 12, 2008, 06:41:52 PM The hole would kinda negate that!
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: dean on November 13, 2008, 04:20:42 AM The hole would kinda negate that! Nah, it's for Michael Jackson to hide from others, whilst he 'shields' his children. Ok I made myself sad... Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 13, 2008, 08:31:56 AM It's the only hole that'll let Michael Jackson in. :teddyr:
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Psycho Circus on November 13, 2008, 08:55:21 AM It's the only hole that'll let Michael Jackson in. :teddyr: HAHAH! :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 16, 2008, 09:32:19 PM Makes a good target for improving your peeing accuracy...
...especially if it's on someone's head... (http://5g8.net/uploader/12268889191893_indyhatpee.jpg) (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160297363582) Today is the last day to get your bids in on the most famous hat on the internet; Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160297363582). Don't miss out. Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Mr. DS on November 16, 2008, 11:00:58 PM 40.) Has athletic supporter been nominated yet?
Title: Re: 100 Uses for Indiana Smith's Original Safari Hat Post by: Menard on November 19, 2008, 07:49:24 AM Handy way to carry a watermelon. :bouncegiggle:
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