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Title: Chef
Post by: flackbait on November 05, 2008, 11:41:09 AM
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/mungoche.jpg)
Chef:Oh why the cleaver?!? When we say fresh meat we mean fresh meat!
Noise from the back room: Mooooo! Thunk! Swack!
Chef: see what I mean?


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Andrew on November 05, 2008, 12:07:04 PM
"I am here to resolve the issue of the fly in the lady's soup."


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: sprite75 on November 05, 2008, 03:12:57 PM
I have misplaced my lightsaber.


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Wortcov on November 05, 2008, 04:13:25 PM
"why do you look so surprised? who was you expecting, the Spanish Inquisition?"


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: schmendrik on November 05, 2008, 04:45:03 PM
All right! You asked me to take the dog back to the kitchen and take care of him. Well, I took care of him! Now, do you have any other stupid requests?


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Patient7 on November 05, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
I'm gonna MAKE love to ya Woman/
Gonna lay you down by the fi-re


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 05, 2008, 06:45:25 PM
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/mungoche.jpg)

"I say Chef, how long will my sausages be?"

"Oh, about three or four inches if you're lucky"


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Mr. DS on November 05, 2008, 08:57:29 PM
"Uh when I ordered, I meant "Slice"...as in the soda."


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: AndyC on November 07, 2008, 09:00:27 PM
This week, on Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares.


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Terf on December 05, 2008, 12:51:23 AM
Hell's Kitchen Contestants started to take out their frustration on clients, which - in one instance - ended in a severed ligament and a killer lawsuit for Fox..


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Flangepart on December 05, 2008, 12:53:53 PM
([url]http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/compdiff/mungoche.jpg[/url])
One of you ordered the long pig, so...who gets the big chop, ey?


Title: Re: Chef
Post by: Magnus on December 06, 2008, 08:58:54 AM
The waiter told me one of you did not like my clam fritters