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Title: New in town...
Post by: sprite75 on November 07, 2008, 10:41:24 AM
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Excuse me, sir.  I'm new in town.  Could you direct me to a good tree?  I need to take a real serious dump.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 07, 2008, 10:46:06 AM
Yogi Bear sells out...


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Mr. DS on November 07, 2008, 12:44:13 PM
Remember kids, only you can prevent hemorrhoids. 


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: TheDope on November 07, 2008, 08:09:37 PM
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He was a furry caught in a normal world.  His @55 was grass.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Patient7 on November 07, 2008, 11:22:18 PM
Hello, I am required by law to inform you that I am a registered sex offender.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: sideorderofninjas on November 07, 2008, 11:32:44 PM
Could you direct me to Mr. Whipple's house.  He won't squeezing anymore Charmin after I meet with him...


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: sprite75 on November 08, 2008, 12:59:10 AM
I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 08, 2008, 04:53:39 AM
"Howdy neighbour, would you care to join me and the wife for some salmon and molasses?"


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Yaddo 42 on November 08, 2008, 05:38:11 PM
SNL's Bear City has it's own pimp, Fuzzy Wuzz.



FTR, I hate Bear City.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Patient7 on November 08, 2008, 06:11:40 PM
I gotta remember to wear pants when I'm up here in Chicago - the term Windy City takes on a whole new meaning when you've got wind blowing where the Charmin usually goes.

Tell me about it.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Mr. DS on November 08, 2008, 10:15:14 PM
Its must be bear mating season again.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: AndyC on November 08, 2008, 11:16:52 PM
And as the evil force gained strength, the apparitions became more surreal.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: sprite75 on November 08, 2008, 11:33:29 PM
Its must be bear mating season again.

That might explain why the red and blue bear were hanging around up there that day.


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 13, 2008, 10:34:11 PM
High-five, I wipe with this hand!


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Draug on November 14, 2008, 05:12:59 AM
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JoJo used to be the fifth member of the A-Team, but he was quickly forgotten after the "vetenerian-incident".


Title: Re: New in town...
Post by: Terf on December 05, 2008, 12:06:05 AM
"Yes, I know do make my living as an asswipe-r. Like I haven't f--kin' heard that one a million times before, smartmouth!"