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In this thread, we will COMBINE movies!

FOR EXAMPLE:

Casablanca (1942) + The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) = The Casablanca Chainsaw Massacre (2008), the terrifying, but romantic tale of a bitter and cynical American expatriate in Casablanca, who slaughters people with a chainsaw. He soon falls in love with a girl, who tries to convince him to stop killing people. Will he listen? Or will he continue to kill people? Or will he kill HER!?

Understand?

The Strangers + Strangers with Candy = The Strangers with Candy - After their sadistic siege of a cabin in the woods, the three pallid-masked intruders make their way to a surreal suburbia, where they attempt to torment the felon Jerri Blank and her dysfunctional family. Along the way, the Blank family bands together in their attempts to try and stop the menace from killing all them, including their comatose patriarch... Except for Jerri, who chooses early on to get out of the house and hang out with her classmates.

Puppet Master + The Puppet Masters = Puppet Masters - The Toulon puppets try to put a stop to an invasion of mind-controlling manta-thingies before they take over the world... It's as simple as that.

Secret Window + Rear Window = Secret Rear Window - Whilst stuck in a cabin with a broken leg, a writer observes the murder of a woman in a nearby cabin by a shadowy man with an odd limp.....

Night of the Creeps + Creepers (Phenomena) * Jeepers Creepers = Night of the Creepers - With the help of her insect friends Jennifer solved the slasher killings going on in Italy, now she must use some very special alien slug-friends to solve the mystery of a carnivorous bat-like demon eating youngsters!

 :smile:

Attack of the 50 ft Woman + The Wild Women of Wongo = Attack of the 50ft Wild Women of Wongo. 
Mother Nature and Father Time play a trick on humanity.  The put all the good looking men on one island and all the pretty women on the other..and turn them into giantesses. 

Godzilla: King of the Monsters + Gammera: the Invinsible = Godzilla vs Gammera.  Don't need to explain anymore.

The Children of the Dammed + The Boys from Brazil = The Childeren from Dammed Brazil. 
A cloning attempt to bring back the Adolf creates a bunch of Hitler clones with super powers.

BIG FEMALE TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA (dir. John Waters)
Prostitute thief and fashion model Jackie Burton (Divine) must help friend Wang Cheese (David Lochary) rescue his slutty psychotic wall-eyed girlfriend (Mink Stole) from the evil clutches of the insane Chinese leather-clad nymphomaniac Lo Glans (Edith Massey) and her gang of sexual deviants and perverts.

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"I'M GONNA EAT YOU, EGG SHEN! AND ALL THE OTHER LITTLE EGGIES!"

Zack and Miri make a porno + 8mm = Zack and Miri make a snuff film

Two roomates earn money to keep their apartment by slaughtering innocents on camera and selling the tapes on the black market.

The Little Mermaid + Dagon = The Little Mermonster

A humanoid female sea creature wants to be "part of our world" by marrying her half brother and killing his fiancee.

The Avengers + The Toxic Avenger = The Toxic Avengers

A pair of fashionable british spies travel to new jersey, become mutated by toxic waste, and start kicking ass.

JAWS + DUEL = 'JEWEL'...a great white is on the prowl but when they set out in their boat to catch it, the shark plays a sinister game of 'cat & mouse' (or more accurately 'shark & boat') with them and tries to ram them off the road, which in this case is the sea (?). They eventually defeat it by tricking the shark into making a mad dash for them, but at the last minute they shimmy out of the way and the shark tumbles down a massive waterfall to its death. erm...

Top Gun + War of the Worlds (remake) = Top of the World:  Tom Cruise kills aliens in this supersonic action adventure.  Romantic complications ensue when Kelly McGillis claims she "Can't stand that freakin' screaming kid of his".  Will Tom find love?  Will the world be saved?  Coming soon on Blu-ray DVD.

Saturday Night Fever + Cabin Fever = Saturday Night Cabin Fever

Taking place in the disco laden world of the 70s, a night of dancing starts out fine until some infected ice cubes cause a massive skin eating rash to take place.  The key to their survival is to keep dancing because the increased blood flow will eventually eliminate the problem overnight. However, many obstacles await them such as fatigue, general weakness and worst of all putting up with the Bee Gees for 8 hours straight. 

Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope + Hope Floats=Star Wars Episode IV A New Hope Floats

In a lesser known story from a Galaxy Far Far Away, after blowing up the Death Star, Luke marries Leia.  However, while on a rebel TV talkshow he finds out she is having an affair with his best friend Han Solo.  Luke heads back to Tatooine and faces harsh criticism from his old planet-mates.  However, he meets up with an old  irrigation farmer friend who has feelings for him.  However, what Luke wants between now and finding out Vader is his father is what is key. 

Bad Taste + Good Burger = Bad Burger

Keenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell play two friends working at a local fast food place called Bad Burger, but when they find out what's REALLY in the "ground beef" patties, they must fight their boss, who is really an evil alien slaughtering people and and using their flesh in his entrees, and his cronies. Wacky, bloody, vulgar, Nickelodon-safe antics ensue!

Wanye's World + War Of The Worlds = Wayne's War Of The World

In another zany adventure, Wayne and Garth find their cable access show the center of attention.  During one late night broadcast, an alien spaceship lands right outside the window.  They jump into the mirth mobile and while blasting some classic rock, try to cover the alien attack.  Silly antics ensue while Garth tries to make an alien say "homoseyswhat" before getting his head blasted off with a phaser.   Of course once again Wayne almost loses his girlfriend Cassandra but this time to a rich alien. Can Wayne pull things together without his good buddy and girlfriend?  Stay tuned...

Ed Wood + Edward Scissorhands= Ed Wood Scissorhands.
Staring Johnny Depp.
A Comedy/ Biopic on the worst movie maker of all time.
Created by a zany doctor, who forgot to give him hands and gave him a crossdressing complex, Ed Wood Scissorhands tries to fit in with the Hollywood community. Despite critics denigration that Ed should stick to his day job of landscaping, he makes friends with a group of misfits from the picture business, who believe in him and overlook his horrible editing.

Che' + The Wolf Man = Che' Wolf Man
Staring Benicio Del Toro.
A tragic horror/ biopic of the Argentine Doctor turned Marxist Revolutionary.
After being bitten by a Werewolf during his guerilla campaign in the Congo, Che' returns to Cuba with plans to unite South America through guerilla warfare against Northern Imperialism. Later, Che' finds himself stranded in the jungles of Bolivia, facing two enemies: The CIA trained Rangers, and his own lycanthropic side.

Dracula Vs. Frankenstein + When Harry Met Sally = When Dracula Met Frankenstein

Romantic comedy about Dracula and Frankenstein struggle with their relationship while asking the question "Can a vampire and a patchwork corpse-man remain 'just friends' ...or will they ultimately end up in bed with one another?"

Famous scene: Dracula disproves Frankenstein's belief that he knows the difference between a fake orgasm and a real one by performing a very believable fake one after drinking a victim's blood... which prompts Igor to proclaim that "I'll have what he's having!"

BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN + RUNAWAY BRIDE = RUNAWAY BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN

A frizzy-haired hideous animated corpse (Julia Roberts) hisses like a goose and abandons the Frankenstein Monster (Boris Karloff), her intended mate, at the alter of science. After then abandoning Count Dracula, the Wolf Man, and Kharis during their weddings, a smug columnist for the Vasasia News-Gazette (Richard Gere) writes a smirking piece about her. This inspires Drs. Frankenstein and Pretorius to transplant Gere's brain into the skull of The Monster. As the Bide is finally going through with the unholy union to the Monster a disgruntled villager (Dwight Frye) blows up the dam, drowning all involved.

MR. AND MRS. SMITH (2005) - MR. SMITH (1976) = MRS. SMITH

Mrs. Smith is looking for Mr. Smith. Actually kinda boring film....

Notorious Scene: Mrs. Smith wanders misty-eyed and aimlessly through narrow, rainy streets, followed in some distance by an uncertain number of brats.

Pretty Woman (1990) + Pretty Woman (1992, a.k.a. Qing Ben Jia Ren) = Pretty Woman

Julie Roberts and Richard Gere star in this extremely violent/sleazy CAT III Hon Kong film. Roberts plays dual roles, first appearing as the secretary Gere's businessman character first rapes then murders, then appearing later as the secretary's prostitute look-a-like, whom Gere hires to pretend to be the secretary he killed. The whole thing spirals out of control involving lots of gore, sex, and kung-fu, but eventually everything works out when Gere falls in love with Roberts and the two settle into a peaceful life of 10-minute long shower scenes and violent sex sessions involving exercise machines! A touching tale of mind-games, intrigue, brutality, and romance!

"Dark Star" and "Dark City" = "Dark Star City", a weird tale of cabin-fevered astronauts whose attempts to destroy unstable planets are repeatedly stymied by time and mind altering aliens and Kiefer Sutherland. Everyone is eventually atomized by a self and Cartesian-aware atomic bomb!

BILLY JACK + MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON = BILLY JACK GOES TO WASHINGTON

Hey . . . wait a second . . . they really made that movie!  Truth truly is stranger than fiction!

The Hills Have Eyes + Plan 9 From Outer Space = The Hills From Outer Space Have Eyes On Plan 9

Jupiter, Mars & Pluto resurrect dead humans to stop The Ghoul and Vampire Girl hiding in an Air Testing range terrorizing stranded travelers creating the Solaranite.

Die Hard + Gremlins 2: The New Batch = Die Hard With The New Batch

Bruce Willis plays Officer John McClane, a tough-as-nails NYPD cop stuck in an office building that's been taken over by Gremlins!

I'm not even going to bother writing any more about this combo. In my opinion, it's just too freakin' perfect, & easy to imagine. The sheer amount of awesome you could squeeze out of this patchwork wonder boggles my mind.

How this has never been made with eternally baffle me.

Groundhog Day + Day Of The Dead =  Groundhog Day Of The Dead

Dr. Logan wakes one day to find out he is reliving the same day over and over again.  He quickly finds out that he must live the perfect day to move on.  He quickly finds out that Bub is his key to do this so he was the zombie do multiple tasks including riding a tricycle, juggling cats and singing showtunes.  Can Dr. Logan find a cure to Bub's zombie problems so tomorrow will come, we'll just have to wait and see. 

The Fast and The Furious + Duel= The Fast and the Furious Duel: A traveling sales man passes a truck that is being hijacked by Vin Diesel and his gang, so Vin diesel and his gang tries to kill him.

E.T.+Porn
Hey....wait a second....they've already made that movie...

Step Up + Up In The Air = Step Up In The Air:  George Clooney stars as a man whose job it is to travel the country and inform various dance crews that they got served, so their services will no longer be needed.  Mike Epps cameos.

The Hangover + Over The Top = Hangover The Top:  Sylvester Stallone and Zack Galifianakis go to Vegas for the annual arm wrestling competition, but lose their memory after breathing too much of the chalk used to combat sweaty hands during matches.  Title is also used to describe the physique of Zack's gut in relation to his pants.  Mike Epps cameos.

127 Hours + My Left Foot = Stop Whining You Pu@@y!:  Christy Brown spends two hours yelling at Aron Ralston to be thankful that he still has a useable arm, plus TWO useable feet.  Mike Epps cameos.

Piranha 3D + Juwanna Mann = Juwanna Piranha Man?:  Story of a down on his luck piranha salesman who suddenly becomes a local celebrity when he starts his new sales pitch with the question "Juwanna Piranha Man?"  Inexplicably, filmed in 3D.  Mike Epps cameos.

Paul Blart, Mall Cop + Robocop = (say it with me now) Paul Blart, Mall Robocop:  When mall cop Paul Blart is tragically shot and killed in the line of duty, scientists decide to use him as the first prototype for their new technology - half fat guy that falls a lot, half mall directory sign.  Hilarity doesn't so much ensue as it peaks it's head around the corner occasionally.  Mike epps cameos.

The Taking of Pelham 123 (remake) + Unstoppable = Denzel Vs. The Train:  Moviegoers didn't even notice that two movies had been combined while watching this one as they were already the same movie.  Even Mike Epps said no to appearing in this one.

Brilliant! Especially:


I can actually visualize George Clooney delivering the lines, and at some point having to expain to somebody have gotten served via webcam.


Picturing the Mike Epps cameo on this one. As himself, perhaps?



No particular commentary, just hilarious.

Thumbs up. :thumbup:

The China Syndrome (1979) + The Ebola Syndrome (1996)= THE CHINA EBOLA SYNDROME: A reporter uncovers safety hazards at a nuclear power plant, while a psycho from Hong Kong carrying the Ebola virus attempts to infect everyone on the staff by raping them, covering them with his blood, and spitting at them.

From Beyond + The People that Time Forgot = The People From Beyond that Time Forgot

While attempting to create a nuclear toaster, Doctor Pretorious accidently crosses into a parallel universe. Within it dwell treacherous wastelands, frightening disfigured monsters and an ancient ritualistic cult of primitive beings. In order to get back to his world, Doctor Pretorious, along with the seductive scantily clad Ajor, must fight through waves and hordes of monstrosities should they wish to survive.

Blue Eyes of the Broken Doll + Black Devil Doll From Hell= BLUE EYES OF THE BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL

Paul Naschy stars as a magic shop owner who sells three strange sisters a doll possessed by an evil spirit.  It in turn possesses one of the girls to gouge out the eyes of innocent people.

Gone in Sixty Seconds (1974) + Gone in 60 seconds (2000)= Two well known car thieves, and their gang, must steal 102 cars in 50 hours, each one rarer than the last. But Detective D.I.Chon has other ideas: to stop them once and for all. Includes a 60 min ultimate Car chase, with  REAL stunts, no CG!

Rollerball (1975) + Roller Boogie (1979) = Roller Boogie Ball. In a corporate controlled Disco, an ultra-violent dance known as Roller Boogie Ball represents the world, and one of it's powerful dancers is out to defy those who want him out of an upcoming roller boogie ball dance contest.

I Spit on Your Grave (1978) + Bambi (1942) = I Spit On Bambi's Grave. Bambi, accused of shooting his own mother, rapes and humiliates four aspiring female writers and leaves them for dead. The four women systematically hunt Bambi down to seek revenge after they grow antlers.

Billy Jack (1971) + The Jerk (1979)= Billy Jerk.  Steve Martin leaves his black family to invent the Optigrab and preach peace through kung fu.

The Nutty Professor (1996) + Gymkata = The Gymkata Professor: Morbidly obese professor teaches self defense with the help of a pommel horse.

My Giant + The Giant Claw = My Giant Claw.
A short statured comedian tries to tame a huge alien bird creature for success on the wrestling circut.

"Groundhog Day" + "50 First Dates" = "Infinity Day"  A film where Bill Murray relives the same day, over and over, but is unable to remember the previous day when he wakes up the next morning.  So he never changes, and stays stuck in the same day forever.

The Terminator (1984) + Avatar (2009) = The Avatarminator

A paraplegic cyborg is brought to another planet, Pandora, to eliminate Kyle Reese who was sent from the future to kill the Na'vi, a humanoid race worshiping Sarah Connor who is trying to get back to earth. The confused cyborg becomes torn between following his orders or to join the Navy.

Blood Beach + Beach Blanket Bingo= Blood Beach Blanket Bingo
Frankie and Annette have a party on a beach where people are getting sucked into the sand and eaten by an unseen creature.

WANT.

Time After Time + Time Bandits= TIME AFTER TIME BANDITS
Treasure-seeking little people are pursued by the Supreme Being and encounter Jack The Ripper and Evil (both played by David Warner!) when they steal Professor H.G. Wells' time machine.

The Iron Giant+ The Giant Claw= The Giant Iron Claw- Ever since the Giant Claw got killed, its breed of aliens got armored up for battle against Earthlings. But Humans have a secret weapon- The antimatter atomic bomb!

I Spit on Your Grave + Bring it On= A gory Cheerleader Revenge flick. Brings a new meaning to the term "spirit fingers."

THERE WILL BE BLOOD + FREAK FEAK = THERE WILL BE BLOOD FEAK

An ambitious motorcycle-riding poultry prospector schemes to buy up all the turkey farms in the west. After drinking a milkshake spiked with experimental drugs he periodically transforms into a turkey headed monster who craves the blood of laudanum addicts. He is accompanied by his son, an emotionally fragile turkey egg.

* CROSSROADS + THE DRESSER = THE CROSS DRESSER (starring Ru Paul and Divine)

* NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER + HARDCORE = NOT WITHOUT MY HARDCORE (don't leave home without it)

* KISS OF THE SPIDER WOMAN + TRUE GRIT = KISS MY GRITS (theatrical remake of the ALICE TV show)

* ALIEN CONTAMINATION + INCEPTION = ALIEN CONTRACEPTION ('nuff said)

* SHANE + BRANNIGAN = SHENANIGANS (a wacky romp where a cowboy teams up with a no-nonsense cop)

* MAJOR PAYNE + ASSASSINATION = MAJOR PAIN IN THE ASS (we're all familiar with this one)

What's the run time?  :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

THE EVIL BRAIN FROM OUTER SPACE + PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE +TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE = Three competeing space going incompetants do battle from planet earth. Balazars brain starts an evil Sushi franchise, The leader sells stock in Gargon on a platter resteraunts, while Eros raises the dead to staff the food joints.
Then Star Man, Pilot Jeff and whats his name get hungry, and discover the evil plot.
And thats just the first five miunits.

Sense and Sensibility + Inception = Inceptibility:

Elinor Dashwood (played by Emma Thompson) and her sisters learn their older half brother is left the bulk of their father's inheritance, leaving them in potential squalor in Victorian England. She hires Dom Cobb (Leonardo DeCaprio) to invade her dying father's dreams and convince him to leave everything to her.

Easy A (2010) + The A-Team (2010) = The Easy A-Team

The A-Team are sent on a mission to refurnish a clean-cut high school student's damaged social standing after taking advance of a rumor that got out of hand.  

Precious (2009) + She's All That (1999) = She's All Phat

A high school jock (Freddie Prinze, jr.) makes a bet that he can turn an overweight, illiterate and pregnant girl (Gabourey Sidibe) into the school's prom queen.

Nice ones!  At least you didn't go with Not Without My Hardcore Daughter.  That could have gone places that most of us wouldn't want to see (but, would probably rent just once anyway)...

The Rocky Horror Picture Show + Rocky Balboa = The Rocky Balboa Picture Show

Rocky Balboa (Sylvester Stallone) finally retires after the death of his wife Adrian. Distraught over the loss of his wife. He goes for a drive in the woods when he comes across a mansion. He encounters Dr. Frankfurter (Tim Curry) who converts the confused Rocky to homosexuality.

IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD (1963) + MADMAN (1981)

IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MADMAN= After a man is brutally murdered by a hulking maniac, several people go on a wild goose chase to find where he hid his fortune.  The maniac follows and knocks off the participants one by one.

Desert Warrior (1988) + The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (1994) = The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert Warrior

Warrior Zerak (Lou Ferrigno) falls in love with stranded drag queen Felicia (Guy Pearce) in this critically acclaimed post apocalyptic action-comedy.


Road House (1989) + House on Haunted Hill (1999) = Road House on Haunted Hill

A tough bouncer (Patrick Swayze) is hired to teach six fortune hunting strangers how to fight ghosts in a haunted Bar.

Braindead + Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory = Braindead Willy Wonka in the Chocolate Factory: After being bitten by a Sumatran Rat-Monkey, Willy Wonka turns into a zombie craving human flesh. Meanwhile several young children, most of whom are greedy and awful but one of whom is pure of heart, win a special contest previously held via Wonka's candy bars to visit his chocolate factory. There they encounter many horrors including gruesome brain munching Oompa Lompas and a flesh craving Willy Wonka himself who nevertheless remains determined to find a worthy heir for his chocolate factory.

Precious + Chocolat = no chocolat for anyone else...

The Human Centipede + The Human Stain = The Human Centipede Stain:  An evil doctor begins to regret his decision to create such an elaborate pet when he forgets to take into account what happens to the waste coming from the final link in his centipede.  His carpet pays the price.  Plus, Anthony Hopkins still isn't black.

Friday + Friday The 13th = Friziday The Thizerteenth:  Jason visits the hood and learns the value of a good 40.

Friday the 13th + 28 Days Later = 28 Friday the 13ths Later

A man come out of his coma only to find the world over run with hockey mask wearing axe murderers. 



The Phantom of the Opera + Star Wars: the Phantom Menace = The Phantom of the Opera Menace

A deformed mask man hides in the Opera of a sci-fi world and secretly plots the overthrow of the government using Opera performances and laser sword fights. 

Ben + Frankenstein = BenStein  A scientist created a man out of dead people's body parts only to have the thing run away and live in the swers with rats all the while talking in a dull, boring, monotone voice.

GODS AND MONSTERS + DESTROY ALL MONSTERS=DESTROY ALL GODS AND MONSTERS
A sensitive, aging Godzilla tries to enlist the aid of a young, smouldering Anguirus in his plan to commit suicide by Ghidorah. Co-starring Lynn Redgrave as Mothra.

Jason X + American History X = Jason American History X

Jason Vorheez comes back from dead and becomes a member of a Neo-Nazi gang that gets cryogenically frozen for thousands of years and wakes up on a spaceship, and then they kill people and stuff.

Gremlins VS Critters. You know you want it...:D

Gritters?

Troll 2 + Soul Man = Troll Man. The story of a man who dresses like a troll to get into Troll Colledge.

Bad Biology + The Terminator = Bad Terminology


Forrest Gump + Blade Runner = "... And one day I just felt like Blade Run--ning"