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Title: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: sprite75 on November 15, 2008, 11:15:11 PM (http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v373/67/74/1238473974/n1238473974_201068_1766.jpg) Due to the abundance of Romulan Ale, no one who attended the annual Starfleet Headquarters picnic was quite sure how this happened. Title: Re: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: TheDope on November 16, 2008, 05:42:55 PM (http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v373/67/74/1238473974/n1238473974_201068_1766.jpg) DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Hey, this isn't the plans I gave you... how can I reach the Nexus with this?!! SPACE CONTRACTOR - Sorry about that; must have been engineering's fault. Redo'll cost you another 10 million... DR. TOLIAN SORAN - Oh, forget it; I'll just outsource for a new construction group. SPACE CONTRACTOR - Suit yourself, but I've seen things like this get outsourced and cost double, sometimes triple what they were budgeted at... DR. TOLIAN SORAN - (sighs) Okay, okay...just get it a few yards higher, can you do that? SPACE CONTRACTOR - No problem, Doc; parts should be in about two more weeks, I'll have to re-figure the bill for parts and labor and pull some more guys in off a project over in Gallium system.... Title: Re: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: Flangepart on November 17, 2008, 10:39:16 AM Captain Janeway, about the catapault you ordered to " Throw Chakote's ass from here to Arcturis..."
Title: Re: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: Pennywise on March 14, 2009, 11:12:05 PM "Hey, I know a place where no one will bother us during our picnic..."
Title: Re: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: meQal on March 15, 2009, 12:51:00 PM "Did we have to rent the Blair Witch Picnic Pavilion?"
Title: Re: Starfleet Headquarters picnics gone wild... Post by: JJ80 on March 15, 2009, 06:03:38 PM Extreme picknicking is a growing extreme sport!
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