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Title: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 21, 2008, 04:28:36 PM
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/EXUP1070/1989-SlowlyWeRot.jpg)
"Poor Ned, he was just born to die in the gutter, litterally!"


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 21, 2008, 04:33:41 PM

"Has he rotted yet?"


"How about now?"


"Lazy bum, sure taking his time to rot!"


"Is he done yet?"


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: AndyC on November 21, 2008, 07:40:00 PM
"Local man attacked by giant chrome word. Film at eleven."


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 21, 2008, 07:44:02 PM
"Local man attacked by giant chrome word. Film at eleven."

:bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Jack on November 21, 2008, 08:54:30 PM
Oh man, I thought he said "Are you ready to rock".  I really gotta start paying more attention...


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Psycho Circus on November 22, 2008, 09:52:57 AM
Courtney Love: The E! True Hollywood Story...


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Mr. DS on November 22, 2008, 07:35:47 PM
"Making news today, the corpse of a Guns And Roses fan was found.  Authorities are saying that he had been waiting for the release of the Chinese Democracy since it's initial planned release date. " 


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: TheDope on November 23, 2008, 12:03:54 AM
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/EXUP1070/1989-SlowlyWeRot.jpg)

Don't worry, kids; Axel Rose still has work in posing for covers of death metal albums.

OR

Dammit, another zombie in my parking spot!

OR

RECORD EXEC - I dunno; it's a cool album cover and all, but are
you sure this is the direction you want to go in, Ms. Streisand?


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: AndyC on November 23, 2008, 08:28:51 AM
Most readers did not prefer the newspaper's new heading for death notices.


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Nukie 2 on November 23, 2008, 02:40:58 PM
When asked about the artwork, John Tardy of Obituary said, "It's an actual photograph taken from a Tampa Bay area festival known as Guavaween."


Title: Re: Slowly We Rot
Post by: Pennywise on March 14, 2009, 11:08:11 PM
Ahh, the feel-good album of the year!