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Title: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: AndyC on December 08, 2008, 07:29:19 PM
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The highlight of Christmas dinner was Mom's lightning-fast demonstration of the five-finger filet.


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Nukie 2 on December 08, 2008, 07:42:04 PM
Tiny Tim: "Father where is Simon the Cat?"


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: JJ80 on December 08, 2008, 09:22:43 PM
In olden times. carol singers were often of an advanced age....


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: TheDope on December 08, 2008, 09:43:40 PM
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"Mmm - this is delicious, darling; may I have another slice of Tiny Tim?"


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Mr. DS on December 09, 2008, 01:02:52 PM
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"Mmm - this is delicious, darling; may I have another slice of Tiny Tim?"
First thing I thought of but feared it may be too tasteless.  But then I was glad to see you did it.   :bouncegiggle:  Great sick minds think alike. 


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Nukie 2 on December 09, 2008, 08:32:18 PM
Mr. Cratchit: "As you see we are not eating off the fine-china, because this dinner sucks ass, complements of Mr.Scrooge!"

Mr. Scrooge: "Well, atleast they have fine-china!"


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Nukie 2 on December 09, 2008, 08:40:08 PM
Mrs. Cratchit: "So Bobby, what is the date you're all planning the wild-cat strike?"

Mr. Scrooge: "Ah-huh! Thankyou for the foresight oh great spirit!"


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Nukie 2 on December 09, 2008, 08:51:23 PM
Ghost of Christmas Present:
"You see, Mr.Scrooge, the germ in is in families like this where revolutionary sentiments ferment and take hold. Then it all spirals out of control. All that are left are prison camps and totalitarian regimes. In such camps  people like you are laboured to death and fed on a steady of soup containing fecal matter from destitutes. So I warn you, to give your work-force greater payment for humane living and conditions."


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Magnus on December 09, 2008, 11:11:29 PM
Mrs. Cratchit:  Honey please put down the knife I was talking about the turkey when I said we go nothing to fear from this old bird!!

Scrooge:  Mmmmmmm......pudding


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: AndyC on December 19, 2008, 12:17:49 AM
Bob: "I might be poor, but that never stopped me from giving my wife a goose on Christmas."
Mrs. C: "Cheeky bastard."


Title: Re: Christmas with the Cratchits
Post by: Pennywise on March 14, 2009, 12:56:13 AM
"Look at this decadent meal! I knew Cratchit was embezzling funds from me!"