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Title: If your Arby's hat
Post by: sprite75 on December 27, 2008, 01:50:29 PM
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In the rare event that you have an Arby's hat lasting for four or more hours, please seek immediate emergency medical attention.


Title: Re: If your Arby's hat
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on December 27, 2008, 05:24:42 PM
"Did they put acid in my beef n' cheddar again?"


Title: Re: If your Arby's hat
Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 30, 2008, 02:41:28 AM
TBN's new show, "Pimp My Halo", is surprisingly better than you'd think it'd be.


Title: Re: If your Arby's hat
Post by: Flangepart on December 30, 2008, 05:53:39 PM
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The pope of product placment..


Title: Re: If your Arby's hat
Post by: Goji_girl on January 02, 2009, 11:45:20 PM
Sure, now he's thinking Arby's, but it isn't hard to tell when he's thinking Playboy


Title: Re: If your Arby's hat
Post by: sprite75 on January 17, 2009, 04:57:21 PM
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Important safety information

Do not use an Arby's Hat if you take nitrates, often prescribed for chest pain, as this may cause a sudden, unsafe drop in blood pressure.

Discuss your general health status with your doctor to ensure that you are healthy enough to use an Arby's Hat. If you experience chest pain, nausea, or any other discomforts while using an Arby's Hat, seek immediate medical help.

In the rare event of an Arby's Hat lasting more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.

If you are older than age 65, or have serious liver or kidney problems, your doctor may start you with a small Arby's Hat before giving you a big one.

In rare instances, men using Arby's Hats reported a sudden decrease or loss of vision. It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the Hat or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of vision, stop using the Arby's Hat and call a doctor right away.

Sudden decrease or loss of hearing has been rarely reported in people using an Arby's Hat.  It is not possible to determine whether these events are related directly to the Hat or to other factors. If you experience sudden decrease or loss of hearing, stop using the Arby's Hat and contact a doctor right away.

If you have prostate problems or high blood pressure for which you take medicines called alpha blockers, your doctor may start you on a smaller Arby's Hat.

Arby's Hats do not protect against sexually transmitted diseases, including HIV.

The most common side effects of an Arby's Hat are headache, facial flushing, heartburn, and upset stomach.  Less commonly, bluish vision, blurred vision, sensitivity to light, or an overwhelming desire to have your partner dress up in an Arby's uniform may also occur.