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Title: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: sprite75 on December 29, 2008, 01:27:42 AM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg) I've called you all here today because I have a special job for you. Find and deliver to me one Captain James T. Kirk. There's a load of money in it for the guy who brings me Kirk. Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Jack on December 29, 2008, 08:09:04 AM Guys on the bottom:
"You can see right up Lord Vader's robe from down here." "Yeah, I hear his name used to be Annie." Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: TheDope on December 29, 2008, 06:27:25 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg) Okay, viewers: out of all the characters in this picture, only two of them signed on to lucrative licensing contracts. Can you spot them? You have 30 seconds; good luck. ("Jeopardy" theme) Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Saucerman on December 29, 2008, 06:33:24 PM Vader: "I want you to find this nancy-boy Skywalker, I want him DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna p**s ON HIS ASHES!"
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Magnus on December 29, 2008, 07:55:11 PM Vader: ok some of the imperials have been complaining about you guys in the food court so your lunch time is going to be restricted to 2 PM till 3 PM. No griping guys, it's not me you know I am all about tolerance but you know how the imperials can get.
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Flangepart on December 30, 2008, 05:57:44 PM ([url]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg[/url]) Hey, which of of you scum spit down my collar? Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Yaddo 42 on December 31, 2008, 01:55:28 AM "And we call ourselves The Unf**kables" (Stolen from Dave Attell)
or Fett, go figure into the plot. The rest of you guys, eh, see you at the signings at Dragon*Con. (Seriously, I wish they had done more with the bounty hunters in the actual film(s).) Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Mr. DS on January 03, 2009, 11:47:47 AM Vader: "Ok I'll only ask one more time, which one of you farted?"
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: AndyC on January 03, 2009, 07:20:52 PM "Gentlemen, welcome to the grand opening of Vader's Imperial Lube Shop."
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: meQal on January 04, 2009, 05:59:59 AM "Hey guys, do you mind keeping it down up there? Some of us have work to do."
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Doggett on January 06, 2009, 10:56:32 AM The YMCA are recruiting again.
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: lordzoltron on January 24, 2009, 01:25:31 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg) Hey, helmut guys... you know there's a hole in the floor...Right Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: AndyC on January 24, 2009, 02:37:28 PM "Can you believe this? How can we build a ship five miles long and forget to put in railings?"
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: sprite75 on January 24, 2009, 06:25:13 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg)
Hmmm...Note to self: The janitors missed a spot again. Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Mr. DS on January 24, 2009, 10:53:54 PM Vader: "Now I know some of you may be jealous of Boba and myself. Fear not, you'll have legions of nerdy fans writing fan fiction based around this one minute cameo for years to come."
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: AndyC on January 24, 2009, 10:56:32 PM "Ah, Lord Vader. I see you've brought the health and safety committee to look at this floor."
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 12:14:01 AM "Who took all of my life-size Star Wars action figures out of the package?! I'm telling The Emperor!"
Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: sprite75 on April 09, 2014, 05:47:45 PM (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/6/63/BountyHunters.jpg/800px-BountyHunters.jpg) Kind of surprised the Imperial Health and Safety Administration hasn't said anything about the lack of handrails around these giant holes in the floor yet. Title: Re: Bring me Captain Kirk... Post by: Flangepart on April 10, 2014, 08:43:59 AM Vader: And Lt. Expendable. Get two coffies, one moca Java light, and some 3 in 1 oil. STAT!
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