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If there was a convention and we all gathered from all four corners of the globe (yes, I know the globe's a sphere) to watch 5 movies what would they be. You siting with you b movie buddies and your pizza and beer (or Pepsi if, like me, you don't drink), we're all sitting under blankets like 10 years old at a sleepover and the films are about to begin.

So come on, folks. What are your choices

Here are mine

1. Dog Soldiers, you want to start off on something gentle...ish.
2. Tank Girl , There are tanks, girls and mutant kangaroos.
3. Elvira, Mistress of the dark. This is Doggett here...  :teddyr: Besides some people need something sane to watch after Tank Girl.
4. The Brain that wouldn't Die, a fave of mine :smile:
5. Plan 9 from outer space...It's a classic, we have to watch it. Andrew has probably seen it so many times he could act in it. :smile:

In no particular order;
1.) The Day Time Ended
2.) Hard Rock Zombies
3.) Bronx Executioner
4.) Time Barbarians (since its still fresh in my mind)
5.) The Devil's Sword

CINEMA PARADISO (1988)
BAD COMPANY (1972)
MODEL SHOP (1969)
CARNIVAL OF SOULS (1962)
LITTLE FUGITIVE (1953)

1.) The Black Scorpion
2.) The Thing 1982 version
3.) Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1920 version
4.) The Toxic Avenger
5.) Dunyayi Kurtaran Adam

1.)Refrigerator-The world has always needed more killer appliance movies.   
2.)Howard the Duck-Midget in a duck suit being chased by Ferris Bueller's principal. 
3.)Roller Boogie-Linda Blair is trying to save a roller rink. 
4.)Green Slime-The first Italian sci-fi movie by a Japanese director with one the greatest theme songs of all time. 
5.)Army of Darkness-We'd need a movie we could scream all the quote from memory for the closer. 

1) Army of Darkness
2) Elvira Mistress of the Dark
3) Bride of the Monster
4) The Abominable Dr. Phibes
5) Gammera the Invincible

Pamela's prayer
that village people movie
joan crawfords "strait Jacket"
Killer Tongue
Doug Domakos: the Wheelie King

1) Slime City
2) Madman
3) Class Of Nuke 'Em High
4) Howard The Duck
5) Vice Academy

1. Dead Alive
2. Taxi Driver
3. Microwave Massacre
4. Ab-normal Beauty
5. They Live

-"Lifeforce";
-"Horror Of The Blood Monsters";
-"How To Make A Monster";
-"The Fifth Element";
-"Godzilla Versus Mechagodzilla".

Drunken Wu-Tang
Ricky-oh
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
They Live
Dead Alive

Let's do it, , we should all show up at Andrew's with our sleeping bags at about dinner time on Friday, the 16th of Jan.

I think we should watch:

BRIDE OF THE MONSTER
THE LOST EMPIRE (1983)
NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
DEATH STALKER II
THE TOXIC AVENGER

Then have a steel cage tag-team death match between me, Cheeze, Lester, and Tars Tarkas!!!!!    :teddyr:

My money is on Tars, ,, you're powerless without that hat, Cheese is too old and grumpy, and Lester, , well we know he won't pass the pre-fight physical (A little tequila and some 60-grit sandpaper will make that go away though Lester. It is not a RASH if it can speak portugese and read minds).

Hundreds of people all around the world gather at Andrew's house to watch B movies.

This was "Andrew's Dream", his vision, if you will.

All his life this is what he's been aiming for.

A massive collection of weirdos, freaks, losers, nerds, geeks, dweebs, morons, nutters and the socially unaccepted.

His private army.

The invasion is about to begin...

...

Paris Hilton's looking scared ... :smile:

one thing I like to do when I watch movies is stand in I Chuan postures, sometimes for an hour or more.  I would expect out of courtesy for all of you to join me in this.  of course, for beginners it is really quite painful!

(http://daoyin.us/images/yqp2.jpg)

Some not listed ...

1. GWENDOLINE
2. EVIL DEAD
3. FREAKS
4. THE MIGHTY GORGA
5. ROBOT MONSTER


Who better to have in a cage match than someone who is grumpy and old enough to know the tricks?

Really, if it is the first, you must watch the absolute classics of the genre.  However, how you define classic is a whole new kettle of fish. 
in honor of Andrew, "For Your Height Only" might have to feature.  My personal vote would be Eegah. 


I'm not gonna travel to watch Bollywood or slasher films.   
-Ed

In retro-spect I now wish I would have put Splatter:Naked Blood on my list, there is nothing like watching someone deep-fry their own hand in a feeding frenzy...

Lester - that looks fairly simpler to the Sanchin stance we use in Okinawan karate.  Are you into martial arts?

I guess I should have asked if there was a ref or not, I suspect you would have the upper hand if there IS a ref, you probably know how to fight dirty without getting caught better than the others. . .

1. A Night To Dismember (1983)
2. Pieces (1982)
3. Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary (1975)
4. Terror At Red Wolf Inn (1972)
5. The Beyond (1981)

Boy...I agree with a lot of those listed...
.BRIDE of the MONSTER!!!!
.HORROR of the BLOOD MONSTERS
.BLOOD FREAK
.AVENGING DISCO GODFATHER
.ROCK AND ROLL HIGH SCHOOL!

We could have a SW trailer tape opener,cartoon shorts,an intermission...and a BBQ!  :smile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYwDoFylTdk

I know a trick or two.

Win if you can, lose if you must, but always, ALWAYS cheat. .

BTW, notice I passed up the obvious prostitute joke that was just waiting to be drawn out of your reply. I chose to take the high road, and it feels, well, kinda boring. .

Troll 2
Catwoman
From Justin To Kelly
Showgirls
In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Seige Tale



...there will be no mercy

The idea, I think, is to entertain folks, not cause projectile vomiting.  "From Justin To Kelly"?  Really, where are your manners, sir?

Projectile vomitting IS my idea of entertainment.

I learned my manners from Linda Blair.

(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/woodsiepics/myspizzle/kc/exorcist_vomit.jpg)

What! Are you trying to kill us!  :buggedout:

I had a guy ask me out to see From Justin to Kelly at the theatre; and to this day he wonders why I never would go out with him...

As a die hard Batman fan I morally object to Catwoman!!!

Based on what I have watched recently:

Samurai Cop
Shaitani Dracula
Fantasy Mission Force
Godzilla vs. Megalon
Turkish Star Wars



Also, I am undefeated in cage matches.

Catwoman remains the NUMBER ONE worst comic book I have ever seen in my life. I actually saw this with 3 other people, and (are you sitting down for this?) I was the only one who didn't like it. Everybody else thought it was "okay."

Sometimes, I swear, I hate my friends. Hate hate hate.

By the way, dogget, I didn't know you were a diehard Batman fan. Cool to know! I am too!






BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I still haven't actually seen From Justin To Kelly. But it's on my "to see" list, just for sheer badness.

I assure you, I'm not a fan of Kelly Clarkson. Or Justin. (I don't know his last name)

You might as well add "Glitter" and "Honey"

Neither of those seem as flamboyantly bad as From Justin To Kelly promises to be.

I mean, Glitter and Honey have crappy music in them, but From Justin To Kelly is a crappy MUSICAL... and a truly, explosively awful musical seems to pack a lot more punch than a p**s-poor "drama."

Besides, at least with Honey I could just block my ears and look at Jessica Alba. With F.J.T.K., there's not even any eye candy.

Damn, Kelly. Wear a bag when you go out. Damn.

What about Spice World and Crossroads. :bluesad:

Nice!

I haven't seen Crossroads yet (the Britney Spears one), but I plan to.

As for Spice World...

well, yeah, that's pretty much perfect.

The scary thing is, I don't think Spice World is that bad. I'd rather watch SW than Glitter.

Truth is, it's NOT that bad. Especially not in comparison to some of the other tripe we're trottin' out right now.

From Justin To Kelly needs more attention in the reviewing community.  It was by far one of the worst films I've ever reviewed.  It tries to be funny but ends up being laughed at more in the long run.  Justin and Kelly have no on screen chemistry which simply adds to the awfulness. 
Actually, I don't mind Kelly.  Especially with a little chunk on her which was apparent throughout that movie. 

Well, the folks at Jabootu treated it like a bad movie:
http://jabootu.net/?p=520

-Ed