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Title: The Gate II Post by: Draug on January 08, 2009, 10:38:22 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg)
Jessica swore she would never go on a blind date again. Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: BTM on January 08, 2009, 03:21:32 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg)
She didn't think the situation could get any worse, but when suddenly, the creature, speaking in a southern drawl, said, "You ever seen Urotosukidoji?" she knew things were about to get much, much worse! Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Mr. DS on January 08, 2009, 10:10:58 PM These exotic dog breeds have gone a bit too far.
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Draug on January 11, 2009, 04:37:34 AM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg)
Monster: "What, do I have a pimple on my nose?" Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 11, 2009, 06:32:04 PM SWF seeking tall, dark, and demonic. Must be a non-smoker, tolerate opera, and love kittens. All interested, meet me in the Dark Abyss outside Purgatory.
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: AndyC on January 13, 2009, 03:39:59 PM "Table for one?"
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: meQal on January 13, 2009, 10:21:17 PM Monster-"OK, you take the nude photos and I'll handle the phone calls. We are going to make a fortune with our new 900 number."
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: indianasmith on January 13, 2009, 11:41:13 PM HOW ABOUT A KISS, SIS???
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Skull on January 14, 2009, 02:01:52 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg)
Take my hand and I'll show you moves that Patrick Swayze has missed. Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: AndyC on January 14, 2009, 02:04:47 PM "The board of health says there's something wrong with the water, but I haven't noticed anything."
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Draug on January 14, 2009, 04:12:43 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg)
Girl: "Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" Monster: "Eh, I think you've come to the wrong place. Try the second door to the right." Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: WingedSerpent on January 14, 2009, 08:25:54 PM ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg[/url]) When they said you had movie star looks-I wasn't thinking 20 Million Miles to Earth Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: archivesofthedead on January 25, 2009, 04:42:12 PM "No little lady, I'm not made of these rocks".
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: TheDope on January 29, 2009, 09:43:34 PM (http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/gateii/gateii6.jpg) Okay, Once more; my name is Seth Brundle and I left my teleport machine down here somewhere and if you'll help me find it, I promise to get you Geena Davis' autograph, okay? Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: JJ80 on January 31, 2009, 11:51:56 PM "Nina not terribly enamoured with her new ballet partner...."
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: AndyC on February 02, 2009, 09:30:22 AM Seems eHarmony.com is not entirely infallible.
Title: Re: The Gate II Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 12:03:13 AM "I was supposed to meet Pumpkinhead and Susan here. Are YOU my blind date? Why do I always get hooked up with the short ones?"
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