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This question is for the guys here.
Please take a moment to vote.

Are you a breast man or an ass man?

I'm an ass man all the way.    :twirl:   :thumbup:
Sure, boobs are ok, but I don't stare at them like I do when it comes to women's derrieres.
I'll check out a chick's ass way before I even think about looking at her chest.

If you're a boob man, what size do you prefer?
Do you like huge melons?  Or do you like them to be a bit smaller?
Do you prefer them to be fake or real?

How about the butt?
Do you like your baby to have back?  Or do you like them small and petite?

Be honest!   :smile:

Personally, I'm more of a legs man!

All that matters to me is that a woman's physical attributes are proportional.  I've dated  and been with women that in terms of cup size ranged from an A cup  to a natural DD  and all in between.  Also they varied from being naturally very thin to having  voluptuous curves that could stop traffic.   I guess I don't fall into either camp totally.  My current sort of girlfriend is a natural 34C and in terms of her rump my male friends who are butt men have praised her in that regard. 

I'm a booby lurver!  :twirl:

Big or small is fine either way, but I do prefer them about C/D size. It's what I'm used to  :teddyr:

I love both a lot, with preference varying depending on my mood (one day might be a boobs day, the next a booty day), but put my vote in boobs because boobs days come around a bit more often. 

As far as size goes, I tend to go for "bigger is better" but I don't make a huge deal of it.  Proportionality has a lot to do with it -- a friend of mine is 4'7" and slender, but has DDs, and they just don't fit her.  Halfway through my relationship with my high school sweetheart, she jumped from a 38B to a 38C -- and this didn't render me more interested in her, though the Cs fit her frame better. 

I'll be honest though, when my most recent gf and I broke up last week, one of the many things that saddened me about that is that she's a natural 40DD with what she describes as a "ghetto booty" (she also described it as "it's like I have a pair of watermelons in my jeans"), and yes, I will miss her body.  I'm not ashamed to say that, as shallow as it makes me sound.  I'm going to miss a hell of a lot more about her, but her body is on the list. 

AND NO FAKE BOOBS.  NOT ALLOWED. 

WOW!!

You are tha man

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Boobies!!! Huge,fleashy,pulumptous,monsteriffic,boobzilla types! (Natural ones...silicone and implants are weird and hard...yeeewww...!)

Mostly, I'm a face man--with the right eyes and lips (in particular; the nose is kind of important as well, if just to properly keep everything separated  :twirl:), the body doesn't matter that much to me. I appreciate a woman's overall beauty, but I seem drawn to bright, intelligent eyes and lips like those found on beauties like Phoebe Cates, Allyson Hannigan, Lauren Bacall, and Sophia Loren. Like others have said, I like women's bodies that are proportional, and I prefer larger breasted women to look at, but ultimately it's the face that matters to me.

I have to say im a breasts man, but I like all kinds of breasts. Little or big as long as they have a nice shape and have some firmness to them im all about them. Oh and nipples are important got to look nice.

Yeah, that goes for me as well.

butt.  breasts are okay but frankly I just don't spend much time up there

For me this was a rather difficult decision but I'd have to say "A".  I'm a bit like Sir-Mix-A-Lot and I'm a sucker for an apple bottom.  Of course, that doesn't make the "T" almost as important.   I like big and natural although I wouldn't discriminate against the smaller variety. 

Of course there comes a point when a woman may have too much meat on her.  However, having curves is always a plus.  Remember Spinal Tap always said "the bigger the cushin' the sweeter the pushin".   :twirl:

One quick glance at my porn stash will show you what side of the debate I'm on.

Boobs.

1) Both, but boobs lead by a nose.

2) I'm curious to see what kind of thread the female members start in retaliation to this one.

There are female members??????

huh huh  :bouncegiggle:

I'm glad someone got the joke :smile:

Those things have noses?

I like the front, :wink: and the behind, :smile: and the top, :wink: and the bottom :smile:...

But most of all, I like it when they come fully assembled.  :hot:

I like butts, but I think they're way to easy to look at, considering the individual is facing the other way, & wouldn't see me glancing at them in that way. Of course, this is from the perspective of the kind of guy who doesn't have a girlfriend to worry about getting all hissy with me for noticing.

Besides, everybody's got one (even me) :tongueout:

The looking is part of the thrill for me.
When I having a conversation with an attractive young woman, looking for a chance to glance down, then back to her face as fast as possible. :wink:

It's even more fun when they try to pretend they didn't just catch me doing that.  :teddyr:

It's really annoying when women arrive in kit form.
They always give you too may arms and the instructions are in Japanese.

Then you should watch Love Object... a favorite of mine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLIr9MaJJV8

First a thread on PORN and now one on T&A ... looks like somebody needs a date.

For and record personality is my personal choice. 'T' sags, 'A' drupes or gets huge, but personality is there forever.

 :thumbup:

That was good...





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...but how could you kill it with a follow-up like that?

I LOVE BUTTS!!!!

I'm not gay or anything, but I knows a good lookin' lady when I sees one!  Boobs are special, but when your looking down a lady from the side and nothing catches your attention until you get to her feet, there's something wrong.  And WIDE butts aren't good, it's the shelf booties you need to look for - if it holds a can, she's a keeper!!

I guess I'm a bit more of a breast  man than a butt man.

Did anyone ever tell you how wonderful of a lady you are?  You've just put into words my exact feelings on butts.  :drink:

I'm old and I've seen more 'T'&'A'&'L'&'M'&'XYZ' than you can shake a stick at ... yeah that stick.

I was really into the whole parts thing when I was twelve...
Which is why I really disliked Nastassja Kinski at the time.

She was neither T nor A, and yet all the entertainment mags talked about Ms. Kinski & Denise "Vanity" Matthews like they were hotter than lava, while the more voluptuous Phoebe Cates & Lynda Carter seemed to be fizzling out, and the bodacious Appolonia Kotaro didn't even get off the ground.

I don't think it was 'til I was eighteen that I finally started to get it.
That SEXY wasn't just about anatomical endowments, but also in the way a woman moves, carries herself, the attitude she exudes, style, and (for better or for worse) acting talent.

It's the whole package.

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Because you are trying to use html rather than bbcode.

To post an image, right click on the image an choose 'copy image location' (or whatever you browser says that is similar) and post the url between image tags:


Or you can upload the images on my site at http://5g8.net/uploader/ and it will give you the code with the tags inserted; you just copy and paste it into your post.

When I was younger, it was "T".  However, now I lean more towards "A".  Here is my reasoning:  There are many fine-looking women with small "T," but not nearly as many fine-looking women with big "A".

hey, they're both great    :hot:

And they say romance is dead.

Did someone mention romance and Cheezy in the same post?!?

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I think girls would like that. I might use it.

Cheeze might want to keep his porn collection quiet though.

Chicks don't like it when you stare at other chicks. I learnt that lesson the hard way :bluesad:

Girls aren't that stupid.

Well...those outside of hillbilly holler.

Okay, try this again...

(http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction-viewImage&friendID=70894473&albumID=2524240&imageID=40539701)

What did one of your porn stashes get jealous of your OTHER porn stash?  :bouncegiggle:

You don't quite get the picture thing, do you ?

No they're not stupid, nor do they want to be thought of as a piece of meat. They, many of them want you to notice their skin, their hair, their eyes, their clothes, their weight loss (even if there is none) and unless she's a stripper she doesn't want to be known for the nice rack she got. Now some of them are going to go out of their way to show off their T&A but they don't want it to be commented on. You're a ass if you notice, you're an ass if you don't there is a balance between the two.
Tell her her skin looks like silk linen. Is that a new hair style? Wow, have you lost weight, you look fantastic! Most women want to be complemented on the thing most men don't notice ... they don't want to hear, 'Hey babe, nice tits.' 
 

A good friend of mine is currently dating this girl who has amazingly huge breasts but the problem is that she's so petite that I'm surprised that she can sit upright from a laying down position in the morning.  They're just so distractingly huge that it's really something!  I realize that she can't help how her body naturally developed, but IMO she would look much better with more like a large B cup size. She's got to at least be about a double or triple D if not larger.

But the thing is that is why my friend was initially attracted to her was because of her massive breasts and not because of her overall looks or personality.  I don't think she's as pretty as he thinks she is but beauty is indeed in the eye of the beholder. She's not ugly but if she didn't have the gargantuan rack, I don't think that many guys would look her way.  I do have to give her credit that she doesn't flaunt them though by wearing incredibly tights tops or low cut dresses like a lot of woman blessed with her rack might be tempted to.

He gave me a lot of crap due to the  fact that the girl prior to the one that I'm kind of dating at the moment (more of a friends with benefits type thing to be honest) was just barely a B cup but she was far better looking overall than the huge breasted girl he's with now.   The funny thing was that she was a bit self conscious about not having a huge rack when we first started to date but I told her that she looked perfect as is and that was all she needed to hear.   I would have changed a thing about her
She had a fantastic butt however.   :tongueout:

Too bad she had to end up moving back to her home state of Indiana................ 

 

Cheeze, you summed it up pretty good!! :cheers:

Ladies want men to notice more then tits or ass...if you notice something else, you'll stand a better chance of 'seeing' T&A. For example, I was in a bookstore once and a nerdy guy came up to me and commented on some shoes I was wearing. They were red patent leather heels, open toed in a circa 1950's style. He told me, 'those are the most erotic shoes I've ever seen and they look really classy...." We had a great relationship/sex-life for the next two years.

Although I'm not gay, I can appreciate the beauty of another woman. Some of the most interesting parts to a woman is the curve of the neck, the back of the knee, but most importantly how she carries herself...

That's why God invented sunglasses, with REALLY dark tinted lenses.  Just make sure not to turn your neck...

:)

Choosing a wife:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

One thing I didn't want to do in this thread was to come off as a total sexist pig.  I'm not.
Since the male to female ratio here is something like 5:1, it's only natural that a discussion like this would come up eventually.
After all, that's one of the things straight guys do when they talk to each other.  We talk about girls.  And since men go by what they see (visually stimulated) we talk about stuff like T & A.
So no offense to any of the women.   :wink:

And yes, I do notice other things about women other than their physical features.   :smile:

The ratio is 5 to 1? Damn, and I thought take-over was gonna be easier!! Just Kidding  :bouncegiggle:

Ash, I've got nothing but love for ya... :twirl:

In fact, I love all you guys on this board, and if we couldn't have open conversations with each other, this forum would be alot less interesting.

Actually, I have very few (as in none) female friends. Of course, my guy friends are going to talk about sex. Some of them are pretty straight-laced, some are perverse and some are really interesting ( i won't name any names... :tongueout:). Women talk about the same things too and there is nothing wrong with being open about it. As far as information gathered from these boards, i'm storing it all in my secret arsenal for the next victim boyfriend i have......

We love you too, Grace :cheers:

In order for the image tags to work, the file to which you link needs to end in an image extension (.jpg, .gif., etc.). The site from which you are linking the image also cannot be blocking hotlinking in order for it to work.

What you have linked to is a page, and I cannot view any images without apparently being a MySpace friend.

If you have the image on your computer and cannot link it from MySpace, or one of your other social networking pages, you can use my image uploader. I put it there so others could upload images; you're not hurting my feelings if you use it.

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LilCerberus,
'etc' is not a file extension, just sayin'

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So you're a space hopper man, then.

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Just found that pic hilarious, that's all.

No one finds that attractive.

It's a shame, she has a really pretty face.

Actually, I have a friend who does find that kind of gargantuan freak show rack attractive.

Yeah, I got a friend like that. In every collection of blokes there's always one who likes this sort of thing.

I definitely clicked on the "T" vote in this poll, but frankly, there is such a thing as TOO much of a good thing!!

And that photo is it!

I prefer the dimensions of someone like Anne Hathaway.

Stuff like that is a big part of why I hate implants so much.  If I'm gonna be ogling a pair of huge breasts, they're going to be naturally huge.

(http://www.boobbucks.net/content_pool/divinebreasts/images/sapphire/04/P1010111.jpg)

Wasn't she the secretary on The Beverly Hillbillies?

 :tongueout:

I agree. She's gorgeous.
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To be honest I'm happy with either. I like natural T because the fake ones just don't jiggle right. But I'm also a fan of the "insolent saunter" which is a phrase I heard or misheard in a movie sometime somewhere.