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Title: Six Word Stories
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 12, 2009, 04:29:56 PM
Some of you have done a bit of writing.   How is this for concise?
http://www.sixwordstories.net/

In a less serious vein:
http://www.rinkworks.com/bookaminute/

very very short book summaries, also some movie ones.

-Ed


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on January 12, 2009, 08:34:12 PM
Hmmm . . . a six word story with a BadMovies.org theme . . .

OK, here goes.

People died.  Zombies Rose.  Chaos Ensued.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: JJ80 on January 12, 2009, 08:38:17 PM
Saucers soared serenely. Intent unknown. Caution!


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: schmendrik on January 12, 2009, 09:17:22 PM
Togas, armor, loincloths. Historic accuracy doubtful.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: schmendrik on January 13, 2009, 09:35:22 AM
I think this is a hilarious idea and I'd love to see some more. Would it help get the creative juices flowing if we asked people to contribute movies they'd like to see summaries of in 6 words?

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: frank on January 13, 2009, 09:59:45 AM

For example: "Mary Poppins"

Go for it.


You can stand under my umbrella.


Admittedly, ripped off the Rhianna song...



Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 13, 2009, 10:48:13 AM
public library computers home to cult


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: peter johnson on January 13, 2009, 03:06:59 PM
Way more than 6 words, but Richard Brautigan really did submit and get published this short story in the early '60's, waaayyy before computerized brevity:

"It's very difficult to live next door to someone who's learning to play the cello", she said as she handed the police the revolver.

I forget the title, but I've never forgotten the story.  Brautigan is still a favorite author of mine.

peter johnson/denny crane


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: ghouck on January 13, 2009, 05:00:16 PM
oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . :bouncegiggle:


Mothers, Zombies, and Lawnmowers, Oh My!


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Raffine on January 13, 2009, 05:34:15 PM
the late, great Forrest J. Ackerman claims to have written the shortest science fiction story ever:

Cosmic Report Card: Earth

F


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on January 13, 2009, 09:57:35 PM
How about a vampire story:

Coffin unearthed - virgins pale.  Dracula rises.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: lester1/2jr on January 14, 2009, 11:55:52 AM
tennesse tuxedo eats chilly willy buuurp


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Doggett on January 14, 2009, 01:16:46 PM
James Bond.


Guns, girls, gadgets, catchy theme tune.



Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Saucerman on January 15, 2009, 11:09:50 AM
The original six word story is probably the best...forget who wrote it (Hemingway maybe?)

"For sale: Baby shoes.  Never worn."



Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on January 15, 2009, 02:57:08 PM
It was Hemmingway.   

Heres mine: Chad don't open door! Head falls.

-Ed


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Derf on January 15, 2009, 04:38:01 PM
oh god, Oh God, OH GOD!


That one was a porno. . . :bouncegiggle:


Amazing how many stories could be made with just those two words, a new title and changing the punctuation.

A mystery:

OH GOD!!! Oh, oh, oh! God!

A theological treatise:

"God? Oh, God?!? GOD!!!"
"Oh?" God.

A bad dyslexia joke:

Ho, Dog! HO, DOG!!! HO! DOG!!!


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Saucerman on January 15, 2009, 05:20:02 PM
My Hot Pocket.  Do not touch.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on January 15, 2009, 07:23:43 PM
Mystery meat in noodles.  Cafeteria sucks.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: frank on January 16, 2009, 03:32:40 AM

Logging into badmovies.org. Hours pass away....



Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 07:09:48 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Derf on January 16, 2009, 09:20:26 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 :bouncegiggle:

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Sister Grace on January 16, 2009, 09:31:30 AM
Ok, here's a true six word story for ya:

Boyfriend returns drunk. Clothes in yard....

 :bouncegiggle:

Here's my true story, titled "The Friend Speech":

She said, "We need to talk."

OUCH!!!


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 23, 2011, 08:41:20 PM
NO!! THAT'S NOT....too late.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Mr. DS on March 23, 2011, 09:40:11 PM
Michael Bay films

Ridiculous Explosions, Shaky Cameras, Same Bullsh!t


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: indianasmith on March 23, 2011, 10:48:30 PM
Menard wept copiously.  No boobs allowed.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: spongekryst on March 24, 2011, 03:46:07 AM
True, Ferocity Breeds Thirst For Horchata.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Flick James on March 24, 2011, 01:26:22 PM
I came. I saw. I conquered.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: spongekryst on March 25, 2011, 01:50:17 AM
The Necronomicon. The One, True Facebook.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: bob on March 25, 2011, 12:24:11 PM
People had sex. Babies were born.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on March 26, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
Mcdonald's came and people got fat.


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Sister Grace on March 27, 2011, 12:01:34 AM
Across the ocean, my love dreams


Title: Re: Six Word Stories
Post by: Silverlady on March 27, 2011, 06:25:00 PM


Life is over.  My computer crashed.