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Title: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Trevor on January 20, 2009, 09:24:40 AM (http://5g8.net/uploader/12324613300881_eyeforeyech6.jpg)
Chuck Norris: "Fee fi fo fum...I smell the undies of a South African!" Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 09:32:58 AM After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Trevor on January 20, 2009, 09:52:07 AM After Chuck Norris visited The Virgin Islands they were called the Islands. :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: ghouck on January 20, 2009, 04:52:28 PM He has me in size, beard, expensive suit and being asian, but I have him beaten in the "Being Chuck Norris" catagory, therefor I win!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Psycho Circus on January 20, 2009, 05:06:50 PM The Chinese built the Great China Wall in a vain attempt to keep Chuck Norris out. Unfortunately for the Chinese, Chuck Norris goes wherever Chuck Norris wants to.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Sister Grace on January 20, 2009, 05:17:55 PM Chuck Norris: "Yes, I know that hair this bad is distracting, but if we are to work together, please refrain from staring..."
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: JJ80 on January 20, 2009, 05:20:25 PM Even Dracula wouldn't risk ticking off Chuck Norris!
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Doggett on January 20, 2009, 07:55:39 PM There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. :teddyr:
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Mr. DS on January 20, 2009, 09:06:30 PM Even without the beard, everyone realized Chuck still had a fist hidden somewhere in his chin.
or Everyone in the room realized Chuck hand slaughtered a lamb to get the red wool for his sweater. Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: meQal on January 20, 2009, 09:41:39 PM Even Count Dooku and Oddjob tremble before the sight of Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: sprite75 on January 21, 2009, 01:52:58 AM Hey, where's that little hat of his?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Doggett on January 21, 2009, 11:02:24 AM Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: ghouck on January 21, 2009, 03:47:04 PM Sperm Whales aren't really whales, they're sperm, , , Chuck Norris's sperm. .
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: warlock92346 on January 21, 2009, 06:13:28 PM is this the out of work B movie actors support group?
Title: Re: Chuck Norris speaks of Trevor! Post by: Pennywise on March 13, 2009, 11:51:18 PM Chuck Norris is so tough he beat Dracula AND Oddjob! Top THAT Steven Seagal!
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