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Title: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: sprite75 on January 21, 2009, 11:17:36 AM
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/6/69/Spock_two_Kirks.jpg)

Oh No!!!!  God made two of them?!


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: ds21 on January 21, 2009, 11:51:30 AM
"Captain, I do believe that I now have the pleasure of vaperizing you TWICE!"


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on January 21, 2009, 12:30:03 PM


Kinky.




Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: akiratubo on January 21, 2009, 03:08:49 PM

(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/6/69/Spock_two_Kirks.jpg)

Captain, I'm sorry, but your clone has a much better toupee so he gets to live.


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: ghouck on January 21, 2009, 03:48:41 PM
Well Captain, this brings the opportunity you've been waiting for: To have sex with the only living being you haven't done so with yet.


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: meQal on January 21, 2009, 04:25:42 PM
"I'm sorry but one of you must die. The universe can't handle that much smarm."


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: JJ80 on January 21, 2009, 04:39:17 PM
"At the current moment he can only duet with himself. However, if any more clones materialize, we could have a whole choir of them by tomorrow afternoon!"


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: JJ80 on January 21, 2009, 05:56:26 PM
"Mr Scot, It seems that the Captain's DNA was mixed up with that of the tribble that he was holding wwhen you beamed him up!"


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: TheDope on January 21, 2009, 11:17:43 PM
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/6/69/Spock_two_Kirks.jpg)

Well, one of you is the true Captain, and the only way to make sure is to
see which one of you has their corset showing through their uniform....


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: AndyC on January 21, 2009, 11:24:02 PM
"Come and play with us, Spock. Forever and ever and ever."


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: Neville on January 23, 2009, 04:53:41 PM
Spock: Alright, this is how we're going to do it. The original can star in "Boston Legal", and the clone can try that singing career thing.

Original: Suits me.

Clone: I want more.

Spock: Alright, let's throw in a director deal for "Star Trek V".


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: Mr. DS on January 24, 2009, 10:55:25 PM
Spock:  "Ah hell with it, I'll take the one with the nicer @ss."


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: Flangepart on January 29, 2009, 09:34:04 AM
([url]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/6/69/Spock_two_Kirks.jpg[/url])

 Phaser 'em both, let McCoy sort 'em out.


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: warlock92346 on February 15, 2009, 01:52:03 AM
So you see Spock, now there is enough of me for ALL the women in the galaxy


Title: Re: Oh No! God made two of them?!
Post by: Pennywise on March 12, 2009, 11:44:07 PM
"I smell a promotion. Captain Spock, I like the sound of that..."