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Okay, I dare.  We've had lots of 100 BEST lists, but I don't see one for the most obvious category.  This idea occurred to me while watching EQUINOX (1970) for the first time in at least 30 years.  It was on tonight on FLIX (which we've been getting free for weeks).  A friend of mine watched EQUINOX with me and started talking and laughing at the thing, responding to the dopey dialogue, lousy all dubbed sound, hairspray in the guys' hair, and corny kawnee kawnee special effects.  This same friend had rebuked me this past Halloween when we were all watching DIE, MONSTER, DIE! (1965) for talking during the film (I was mocking NICK ADAMS' lifts... 
:bouncegiggle: ) 
Anyway, it became obvious to me that some films are so bad that their badness is what makes them irresistible entertainment.  I had first read about EQUINOX in Famous Monsters of Filmland November, 1972 in an article about shock endings (this one):
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/FAMOUSMONSTERSnov1972.jpg)
I had first seen EQUINOX not too long after on "Chiller Theater" and I now realize that that really bad movie had been the genesis of my appreciation for the truly bad cinematic sh!t. 

Let's just list one at a time, to give everyone a chance.  Let's make sure they're real worthy turds.  I'll start it off with the real dud, the laugh-ass-fest EQUINOX.  As contributed by the membership,
WHAT ARE THE 100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME?? 

1. EQUINOX (1970)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) Out of all the nominations, I don't concur with this film as being "bad." 
6. TRICK OR TREAT
7. THE LOST EMPIRE
8. KING KONG ESCAPES Yup, a classic TURD.
9. HICK TREK
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE 
11. MANIAC (1934)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY 
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS 
14. TROLL 2 
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Should be #1... or should I say #2? 
17. TANK GIRL 
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER    :bouncegiggle:
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS   :lookingup: (yes, it's certainly bad enuff for the list...)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES I want that robot.  I had near the same long ago.  I want that robot. 
23. PREYLIEN 
24. VAMPYRES 
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  I want to see that movie.  I want to have seen that long ago. 
26. BLACULA Back on track!! 
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD 
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN Oh, yeh! 
29. BLOOD FREAK Is that what I mean or what?? 
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  Classic sh!t. 
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN 
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   
34. COFFY (1973)  :teddyr:
35. SLIME CITY   
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) 
37. SATAN'S SADISTS 
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL!
40. BAD TASTE
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN 
43. EVIL DEAD  :lookingup: (don't care for disregarded communique)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT
45. STRIPTEASE 
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE 
49. EEGAH!
50. THE CREEPING TERROR 
51. ROBOT MONSTER
52. GLEN OR GLENDA?
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
55. STRAIT-JACKET
56. NINJA TERMINATOR
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER 
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS
60. FROGS 
61. IRON WARRIOR 
62. NEON MANIACS
63. PERVIRELLA
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
65. MONSTER A GO-GO
66. KILLING SPREE
67. BEASTMASTER 2
68. SPIDER BABY
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND
70. THE GIANT CLAW
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS 
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE 
74. BARBARELLA 
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
76. THE KILLER SHREWS 
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE  :lookingup:
78. 1941
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND    :lookingup: 
81. THE CONQUEROR 
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS
83. SS GIRLS 
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972
86. BURIAL GROUND 
87. HOBGOBLINS
88. AIRPORT 1975
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE 
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES
91. GREASE 2 
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)
93. REEFER MADNESS
94. BLOOD FEAST
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS 
97. BILLY JACK (1971)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). 
99. BATTLE PLANET 
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK 


THESE ARE OUR 100 BEST BADMOVIES (or 100 most enjoyable worst  :wink:) 
HOW DO WE PICK THE BEST OF THEM ALL?  YOU DECIDE (pick a ringleader.)   :thumbup: 

Ok I'm game...my first nomination...

2.) Rock N Roll Nightmare
For the sock puppet demons, the cheeseball acting, flying poisonous starfish and overall nonsense.  I should also add that the film has some...er...great musical numbers.  This one is a huge guilty pleasure of mine... :bouncegiggle:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIzN6sefWRA

I nominate:
3) Hard Rock Zombies
I love this film because it totally makes no sense at all. Also it crams almost everything but the kitchen sink of bad movies into it. Where else do you get inbreds, killers. Nazis, zombies, stupid white people, severed hands, and Hitler in one film?

Well I'll go with my babe Raquel Welch.

4. One Million B.C. (1966)

It's so bad it's good with made up dialog, the scenery not bad either and it has Ray Harryhausen FX.

No.5 - "Lifeforce". A strange but highly enjoyable mash-up of the alien invasion, vampire, zombie and thriller genres. There's even a less than fully dressed female vampire villain!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=G32tVg4Ld6g

6.) Trick Or Treat
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lomZHKf9Exw
The film had all the elements of a classic bad movie but seemed to have some great social commentary on misconceptions of heavy metal music at the time.  The fact Skippy from Family Ties plays the lead is rather funny to me.  The film plays the old marketing trick on potential buyers listing Ozzy and Gene Simmons on the front.  Of course they make up about 2 minutes of the film. 

Two nods from me, if that's OK . . .

THE LOST EMPIRE -

Cheesy dialog, bushy eyebrowed sidekicks, mysterious medallions, and fearless, buxom female martial artists in a grand tournament.  Plus the immortal line -
"I hate Robot Spiders!!!"

NINJA BACHELOR PARTY

Has to be seen to be believed.  Filmed on a camcorder by two kids still in high school, with all the voices dubbed in, and a Korean ninja master who looks suspiciously like an Americam teenager in a coolie hat with a glued-on cardboard moustache, this epic contains the famous line -
"Charlie, you better not be chuggin' that Robutussin again!!"
How this thing  made it to the video store I will never know.

#9: King Kong Escapes

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/King_Kong_Escapes_1967.jpg)
King Kong fights a robot version of himself which was created by the evil Dr. Who.. it's that awesome.

one more.
10) Hick Trek
Best way to describe it is, What if Jeff Foxworthy had created Star Trek. And why do cats have a bomb that turns an entire section of the galaxy into cottage cheese with little pineapple bits?

Pick one, "bone head."   :wink:

Who ya callin bone head, milktoast??? :teddyr:

Ok, OK, I'll stick with THE LOST EMPIRE.  But I hope NINJA BACHELOR PARTY winds up on the list eventually.

You can certainly nominate again, just one at a time.   :teddyr:

I'll stick with my first suggestion from the first 100 "BEST" list: With endless minutes of people walking through a cornfield coupled with bad effects, inexplicable editing, and uninterestingly corny dialogue, The Maize: The Movie would be a hard movie to resist just "giving up on"...

...unless you're me >:)

I believe we're on 12....
I'll go with an undeniable classic! MANIAC (1934)!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfa9XetyzIE

.......the same thing happens to me while trying to watch some Larry Buchanan films!

13)  Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity - this is one of the first bad movies I ever saw, and still one of my favorites.

Adding one more to the list
14)Cosmos: War Of The Planets
This Italian/American film came out the same year as Star Wars and did all it could to reverse the advances Star Wars made in the SciFi film genre. I swear the people in this are about as compelling as watching paint dry. Also you have a special guest appearance by the Tobar robot toy from the era as the villain. But with such "acting greats" like Max Bonus and a supercomputer named WIZ, along with a soundtrack that was written by apparently the first person to use crack, this film is fun to watch.

It's a cliche, but I think it's important to name Troll 2 as one of the worst. I mean... it is.

I'm a Troll 2 devotee. One of my favorite films ever.


15> Troll 2

16.) Girl in Gold Boots is pretty terrible from my recollection.  I like it though.

17) I'm a traditionalist: PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE

18. Tank Girl.

We were on 11. 

TANK GIRL is #17...

WE'RE ON NUMBER 18 NOW... Indiana, now is the time for your second suggestion, so I'm adding it to 18. 

18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY 

Sorry, but I'm dont know if your being sarcastic or you really dont like Equinox... :)

 

The Beast of Yucca flats: knowingly dubbed-over, super-stilted dialogue, hilarious interchanging of bored and super-zealous choreography, confusing message, inconsequential indulgent reference to skydiving.... An oldie but a good baddie! (Sorry WTfilm, I really like that you support the underrated, but I can't agree here! :bluesad: )

Uhm... well, what do you care?   :wink: 
Seriously, I think if you read my original posting it should be clear that though I have a low opinion of EQUINOX as a film, I have a very high opinion of it's entertainment value.  And you do realize you are on BADMOVIES.ORG?   :lookingup:

20. Gotta post some Bela....BRIDE of the MONSTER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcaITpeC1ek

Bela,Tor,Ed Wood, Kelton the Cop ,and a rubber octopus! How can you not love it?

21.) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians- I find this highly enjoyable, but think it's a terrible flick.  But there's things about it I do like.

22.  Ted V. Mikels' THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES (1968)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHz_HvpOHO8

23. Polonias have to be mentioned, and out of those I've seen, the worst is PREYLIEN. Reasons being it takes itself the most seriously, it clearly recycles (Bad) effects from other polonia films, and it has the most plot holes. Though it does not have the worst effects per-se, I would put this at the bottom rung for the other reasons :wink:

Thanks buddy!!  I'm still hoping Andrew will review that one someday.

24. Vampyres

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KfDcN1_8hX8&feature=related

Anyone who thought Showgirls had the worst sex scene needs to see this.

I agree PREYLIEN is the best (worst?) example the Polonias Brothers work.

25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN (1970)
 I've mentioned this one and its bizarre history several times around here, but I'll just repeat that this is a must-see. Script by Edward D. Wood, Jr.
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0tPdNqHD2o

Watch the whole thing here:

http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/revenge_of_dr_x.php (http://www.moviesfoundonline.com/revenge_of_dr_x.php)

You'll thank me for it.  :smile:

Thank you?  That is a BOLD statement, sir!!

I think it's a GOOD movie, and the "sex" scenes are highly effective.  The mixture of passion and disgust worked well for me.  But I agree that it's a trmendously entertaining film.

26.  BLACULA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26jvG4THLIE

"Dracula's soul brother."  Pure entertainment.

I guess people aren't always gonna see eye-to-eye when it comes to bad.

When they start devouring blood it is kinda cool. I just can't bare the first sex scene or the lack of plot. If you edited the caravanners out of the film it wouldn't make any difference. They serve no purpose!!!

27. Shock 'Em Dead [1991]

NSFW!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=K4d8614mRQg

Along the same lines as Trick Or Treat, Rock N' Roll Nightmare and Black Roses. One of the best metal-meets-movies flicks in my opinion. Nerdy guy becomes a guitar god, plays sweet music and bags Traci Lords.....at a price!
It's still not on DVD either!  :bluesad:

N.28 - "Teenage Caveman" (1958). A very young Robert Vaughan stars as a young man (The Symbol Makers Son) apparently living in prehistoric times. He feuds with his tribes elders over his desire to explore an area of uncharted land beyond a river forbidden to be visited by "The Word" of law. There's a bizarre twist ending, a stuffed deer and the "One Million B.C" 'dinosaurs' make yet another stock-footage appearance.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zWAzrxS8KmE

#29 -- Blood Freak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4RMDQxJSAE

#30) Do movies you haven't yet seen count? Because unless a whole hell of a lot more happens in Night of Horror than this review (http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Night_of_Horror_1981.aspx (http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Night_of_Horror_1981.aspx)) details, I nom it.

31. the BRAIN THAT WOULDN"T DIE!
     
      Nuff sed!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYebuwQ8RPw

32. Nightmares In A Damaged Brain (1981)

NSFW!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=tTJvkYrbLjs

33. Bad Girls Go To Hell


I hope this trailer isn't too raunchy...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=r1vMA3k7_M8

Okay, at this number I feel I can contribute again, but only 'cause I watched it last night for the umpteenth time, and it contains at least a half dozen ripped blouse boobie exposures, newly deceased actors as dope dealers with camel-toe,  spaced out white hippie chicks "playing with knives," black on white catfights, prostitution and sex assault, gang beatings and ugly racism, gunshots to the face and crotch, and PAM GRIER, the pinnacle of Blaxploitation: COFFY: 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1RMAmC-inc 
Man, I love COFFY!!

35. Slime City

NSFW!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jGWW1ImFmno

Great gross-out bad movie, that I highly recommed to everyone on these boards who hasn't seen it. If you like Street Trash, The Stuff and anything by Troma, you'll love this to death!  :teddyr:

36) CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) Conjoined twins Violet and Daisy Hilton (FREAKS) play, well, conjoined twins who are stars of a very odd vaudeville review (in 1951?). One is accused of murder! If vaudeville was really anything like the entertainment presented in this film I'm absolutely tickled that talkies and radio drove a stake through its heart.

(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/Chainedforlife01.jpg)

The twin's dramatic real-life story was more interesting, and even inspired a Broadway musical called Sideshow. For more murderous conjoined twin fun see Brian DePalma's SISTERS (1973).

Aw, man, where's the spoiler alert?  I just bought the Criterion edition so I could watch it for the first time, and-BANG!  Guess I'll watch something I don't know the story behind....  Man!   :hatred:


























 :bouncegiggle:  Kidding!

What's a BAD movie list without a biker flik? And here'smy favorite z budget biker film of all time...Al Adamson's incredible...

37.SATAN's SADISTS!  They're helling it like it is,baby!   :buggedout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCtMTG5jb6Y

38. The Killing Of Satan (1983)  :teddyr:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4G4uU4SZVk8

39. FASTER, p***yCAT!  KILL!  KILL! (Can't resist plugging this one as I'm about to post RUSS MEYER in BELA's Bad Directors thread...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQr8CC0jiIU
"Ungentlemanly hay makers... Corrective table action!" 

40.
41.

How could you folks forget Bad Taste and The Evil Dead?

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=wrwbNOwxRNE&fmt=18

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=dxrkyTMfOvI&fmt=18

-Jimmybob

Another one to add to the list, King Cobra AKA Jaws Of Satan

First you know it's bad when they got to retitle it into something that in no way reflects the original title. Also it was Christina Applegate's first film and shot entirely on location in Alabama. A minister who is the decendant of Druids must battle Satan who happens to be a big plastic cobra that lives in DeSoto Caverns. Also they build a dogtrack which seems to attrack rattlesnakes. Apparently they wanted to bet the trifacta. The movie is horrible but there is one scene which always makes me laugh cause it was shot in a store that was later converted into a house that I happen to rent. So I could claim the movie was shot in my living room when I lived there.

Pick one, please, and post the other later.   :smile:

42. Attack of the 50 Foot Women


Them special effects is fantastic.

SUNSET - The Vampire in Retreat.

I mean, Bruce Campbell AND David Carradine in the same movie?  If Chuck Norris had joined them the concentrated coolness would have destroyed every camera on the set!

Also: "Rosebud" is the name of the sled.  :smile:

I have no idea what you are talking about.

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Hint: Think Citizen Kane

DAMN! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO PUT CITIZEN KANE IN THE DVD PLAYER!

-Jimmybob

Striptease

I've fallen in love with this film :teddyr:
I don't think it's bad at all, but the rest of planet Earth seems to disagree with me on that.
So if it is a bad movie then I think it's one of the best...despite Demi's odd breasts...

ROBERT PATRICK RULES!!!!

What # are we on?

DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN (1971)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGspm80jaZg

I think RC will back me up on this one! 

Oh, and let me ruin this one for you, but I won't give you the title:  The chick...she's a dude.  Surprise!!

Ooh! Ooh! Hairspray! :D

Priscilla Queen of the Desert


Oh
46. The Mighty Gorga

I was thinking you wer e speaking of The Crying Game

Gettign back on subject:
47) Manos, The Hand Of Fate
I can't believe we left that one out.

It was The Crying Game just naming other movies were guys played gals.

Jeez,was I the only one who thought it was SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE??? Or am I jast weird??? :question:

On with the thread....one word...
38.EEGAH!!!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjkV70k-3bE

...Eegah sacraficed his ageless beard for our Bad movie enjoyment(?).

EEGAH! is #49.  I am keeping a running list on my initial posting; we are up to #50

Sigh... If I can recommend Beast of Yucca Flats, it is only karma that Manos get nommed :bluesad:

Still, The Evil Dead??? In my opinion, that was quite frightening/well-done for it's budget, and I figured a thread concerning the best bad movies would only talk about the worst of the worst. :buggedout:

Hmmm. I figured "Bad Movies" means B-Movies, what can be good stuff sometimes. Sorry if I misunderstood.  :bluesad:

-Jimmybob

Why hasn't this one hit the list already?!!?

50.  The Creeping Terror

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON-RviHB_qc

Well, you should read at least the initial post of any thread before diving in (since the request was to list ONE movie at a time.) 
As far as the discussion of whether "B-Movies" equals "Bad Movies" that discussion ended in a stalemate quite some time ago.  However, I do agree that THE EVIL DEAD belongs on the list, since we need to recognize that movies can be quite good, even though "bad."   :tongueout:

Sorry dude...  :bluesad:

-Jimmybob

"And now we move, quietly, into the realm of genius . . ."

51.) ROBOT MONSTER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ld2DvFB5ulw

52.  GLEN OR GLENDA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuq1A_T3vWQ

Look at the trailer... around 0:53 you can see Ed mouth "Cut!"

53.) Bronx Executioner
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ch6Fg5lt0
Shockingly bad... shockingly awful...shockingly fun to make fun of...

No.54 - "Horror Of The Blood Monsters"/"Vampire Men Off The Lost Planet"

Al Adamson's enjoyable patchwork job of a sci-fi horror movie which starts as a vampire movie, becomes a space opera and ends up as a weird intergalactic lost world adventure.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=zj-78jRaWJ4

Time for some WILLIAM CASTLE. 

55. STRAIT-JACKET

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIKAibJhh10 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR-raJzq5yU

56. the Breathtakingly bizzare ATTACK of the 50 Foot Women!

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cPV-Ayd-y8

Sorry, BELA, CHEEZEE beat you to that one (it's number 42.)

We're still on #56...

OK...well then....I'm pulling out the big guns...!

56.NINJA TERMINATOR!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThpdB-W89gg

57.) The Astounding She-Monster
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Theastoundingshemonster.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdyBTc9Qb9Q

58.) The Devil's Rain
Where else can you see Shatner, Tom Skerritt, and Eddie Albert fight "McHell's Army". The film also marks the debute of a young actor named John Travolta. (Yeah it's obvious his career is going go nowhere.  :bouncegiggle:)

One of my very favorite movies of all time. OF ALL TIME.



Gawd,I remeber seeing this in the Strand in the 70's!

59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkTz0EvfEiY

60. Frogs
Man, that movie was bad, but is really overlooked as one of the baddest movies around.  Oh sure, it isn't worst of all the bad films, but it sure would be somewhere in the top 100 (It's number one my book).  It sure had some of the most rememberable terrible death scenes around.  I can stand remember them in my head... save me...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dzl1RkBxNsY

Oh yeah, I got another to post, but I'll do it later.  You guys maybe surprised that you overlooked this bad B-movie.

This film is awful beyond belief.
No amount of close ups of frogs is gonna make me believe that they're hatching a plan to take everyone down.

I really, really, hate it. :hatred:

I saw FROGS on a double-bill with GODZILLA VS. THE SMOG MONSTER.

Even then it all seemed a bit goofy, but the scene where Joan Van Ark gets et by the snapping turtles rang true with this Southern boy!

The poster was great, though:

 (http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/frogs_1.jpg)

It was also featured on the cover of Famous Monsters of Filmland:

(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/fmof091.jpg)

 ...which always gave some street cred to any horror movie, no matter how terrible.

(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/fmof089.jpg)

 :teddyr:

How STRIPTEASE got a nod and not SHOWGIRLS (a far better bad movie IMHO) I've no idea.  But that slight oversight has moved me to contribute.  So here's my nomination:

61. IRON WARRIOR (http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-qzcELew6frWBZspks_7SsnUuv9VNTUA-?cq=1&p=187)

62. Since more entertaining films can count, I nom. NEON MANIACS, one of the most unintentionally weird mainstream movies I've seen. From the dead-end stuff at the beginning, the rapidly changing, plastic-looking faces of the titular creatures, and the one-off dialogue ("I love you Stephen... that's why I like you..."), Neon Maniacs is not for everyone, but it is an excellent movie for our kind to rewatch in order to scout out new weird things to find each time!

63. Pervirella (1997)

Hailed as some British cult classic that was going to launch Alex Chandon as a "the next big thing". Pervirella is a god-awful mish-mash of low-rent Terry Gilliam and Russ Meyer. I only bought it on DVD, due to my infatuation with actress/presenter, Emily Booth. This may have been the most painfully boring flick I have ever witnessed.

(http://www.lampmusic.co.uk/images/pervirella_dvd_cover.jpg)

64.) The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Sure it's a cult favorite but have you ever tried to watch it without the audience participation? You run the risk of going out of your mind. Granted, I love the film as a long time fan who would go to midnight showing of it with my squirt guns, melba toast, and other audience props. Yet when I got it on DVD and decided to try to watch it as a regular movie, I was able to see just how bad of a film it was. It's no wonder the audience began saying things and throwing things at the screen. It's the only way the movie is enjoyable.

Yes, yes I have. :) My eyebrows were raised very high that day, and yet I enjoyed it! (Still as I've enjoyed undubbed MANOS I may not be the best judge X) )

65. Monster a-Go Go
I can't believe everyone missed this film.  It sure isn't one of the most well known films, but to those who have seen the horror of it, you know how bad it is.  The first part of the movie was directed by one guy who ran out of money, and then a couple of years later, another guy took over and finished this terrible wreck.  Heck, even the first director said this was the worst movie around.  I think its on the same level as Manos, The Hands of Fate.  One last thing, the movie had the worst, unbelievable ending I have ever heard of.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pItvJxqNXzk

66. Tim Ritter's KILLING SPREE!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3c1RNzs5RU

I feel the opposite. I want to watch a film, not take part in it.

If it's "painfully boring" it doesn't belong on the list. 

I'm surprised at how many of you don't get the idea of "BEST BAD MOVIES..."   :lookingup:

It has Emily Booth in it! Therefore bad=good.  :teddyr:

Plus, I know loads of people love it, just my opinon that it's a bit boring. Watch it, decide before you roll those eyes.  :teddyr:

Dammit, RC.  Now I want to see this thing. Have some mercy for a guy's paycheck when you post this stuff.

Ohh, man... :( My first entry, I guess, does not count then... Granted, I found it "hilariously boring", though I don't think others would share in my views...

All opinions count - if you enjoyed, that's what's important!  My point was just about movies that are "boring" (think MONSTER A GO-GO)  A list of BEST BAD MOVIES should all be fun!!  There are movies that are GREAT despite their BADNESS and movies that are GREAT because they're SO BAD.  Let's just avoid "boring".   :smile:

For those nominations that may be removed I'd like to humbly nominate the following replacements: FLESH GORDON, MOM & DAD SAVE THE WORLD, FLESH GORDON MEETS THE COSMIC CHEERLEADERS, & SEX WARS; in that order.  And, yes, I know the latter is technically not a real movie as it's a porno but by Hekate's soured milk it's so bad it makes BEAST IN SPACE look like THE WIZARD OF OZ.

In the meantime I'd like to humbly nominate:

67. BEASTMASTER 2

Where did you get it from ?

68?.  SPIDER BABY (1968).  I'm not sure it's so terribly "bad" as much as low-budget and offbeat, but if AHD can nominate CARNIVAL OF SOULS, then I nominate SPIDER BABY in the same spirit.

I actually enjoyed MONSTER A GO GO! I like the cheap and rural atmosphere of it. I dunno...just me,I guess...must people find this film insufferable...but I love it as well...

69. One of my favorite Bad movies...the HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRK_FRf63n4

I've search around somemore and I'm surprised that we once again missed a fairly obvious movie for the list.  Heck, I forgot all about this one myself.  I nominate a movie that has come down screaming from the stratosphere and it is bigger than a battleship:

70. The Giant Claw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg

71. Eddie Romero's BRIDES OF BLOOD (1968) - Featuring the lovely Miss Beverly Hills. Also with mutant vampire butterflies, killer plants, topless native girls, a horde of creepy dwarf servants, and John Ashley.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO31yMvLXCw&feature=PlayList&p=3DD6618C64CFFAA6&playnext=1&index=13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmo51UWIyso

A couple of years ago I had a myself a marathon of Romero's Filipino 'Blood Island Vacation' box set while recovering from having my wisdom teeth out. These films are quite a treat even without the heavy doses of pain killers.

72. I hadda nominate a mexi-wrestler movie! Sooo.SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS!
 ( dig the dime store vampire teeth on the vampire chicks!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJfoJC1Y70I

That's German Robles  as the Spock-ear vampire ....in a semi -reprise of his Nostradamus,the Vampire role!
And isn't that little dwarf hunchback the twerp with -a flower  painted on top of his head -in one of Boris Karloff's final films,the SNAKE PEOPLE? Oh-joy...it is!  :twirl:

73.) Teenagers From Outer Space
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Teenagersouterspace.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzPYkhTW54c
I'm actually working on a review for this one.  Classic cheese... :thumbup:

I love it and own it ('cause of your high recommendation my friend.) 

'S'bout time!  And yes it is BAD, yes indeedy.   :teddyr:  (CARNIVAL OF SOULS is BAD, way Bad, but rises above its inherent BADness to attain GREATness...)  :thumbup: 

HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND, SPIDER BABY, THE GIANT CLAW, BRIDES OF BLOOD, SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS, TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE  ... now we're on track!!!

I'm currently in a bidding war on EBay to get a copy of Monster a Go Go.  With any luck, I'll end up getting it, watching it, suffering through it, and reviewing it in the near future.

The first time I  sawed  it was on MSTK 3000..and all I could think of is "SHUT UP,YOU STUPID ROBOTS! I'M TRYIN' TO WARCH THIS MOVIE!"  :hatred:

74. BARBARELLA

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/BarbarellaPoster.jpg)

75.) Rat Pfink A Boo Boo

It is bad and funny at the same time. One of the late Ray Dennis Steckler best contributions to the world of bad films.

Here's a film I think qualifies more than enough for this list.

76. The Killer Shrews

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhG8vLz9PUA



Well, I did it.  I won myself a copy of Monster A Go Go.  Here's to a painful viewing experience in my near future and a good review for you all in the future.

So.... is anyone going to nominate another movie or what?  Well if none of you are going to step up to the plate, I'll do it again!

77. Jaws: The Revenge

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLwTD7R9qY&feature=related

Why is this list being dominated by the usual suspect PD/MST3K horror movies?  Do so many nominations have to be the same tired old horror titles commonly found in bad movie lists?  Isn't this supposed to be a "best of the bad" bad movies- in general- list?

Here's my next nomination.  Let it be food for thought:

78. 1941

This movie is a fabulously over produced turd that's more stupid than funny and manages to waste a cast of brilliant comedians, at least one of which would go on to star in STRIPES; probably just to show Speilberg how a proper military comedy should be done.

No reason, except that the people who've chosen to vote happen to like these movies and think that they constitute "the best."  But feel welcome to break the mold!  1941 doesn't appeal to me, but the more variety the better!

Considerate commentary.  In that spirit should I nominate STAYING ALIVE (1983)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxinE-HpLk0&feature=PlayList&p=3BF2D0922EE06692&playnext=1&index=34

1941 is bad. It's soul shuddering bad like how junkies describe a cocaine fueled nightmare on one of those PBS Frontline shows.  It's THE KILLER SHREWS bad with a E.T. budget.  Yet, like THE KILLER SHREWS, it has it's fun moments.  The opening scene was inspired.  Too, just about every comedian who was remotely known around the time, from that goofy looking dude in BEVERLY HILLS VAMP to John Belushi AND Ned "Squeal Piggy" Beatty is in it.  As is CHRISTOPHER LEE andTOSHIRO MIFUNE!  Yet 1941 still somehow manages to be a great big steaming pile of rhino dung.  For that, alone, this movie should inspire awe.

How could you NOT include such a movie on this list?

 :bouncegiggle:

Only if I get to nominate that Bee Gees Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band movie.  :teddyr:

81. I think?) The Conqueror (1956)
John Wayne as Genghis Khan, It can't get any worse. Apparently the infamous Mongol ruler was able to defeat this enemies by confusing them with the fact he had a Texas accent and cowboy swagger.

82. Time for another old favorite of mine; A little space-vampire flick from Trevor's homeland, starring Coolio, Ereka Eleniak, Caspar Van Dien and a few others as re-imaginings of characters from Bram Stoker's original Dracuola novel... or not. Add this to unintentionally chuckle-worthy dialogue, hi-larious plot holes, and a production that makes one think of a porno without sex, and you've got DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS

WARNING: This review contains major SPOILERS, in order to preserve your hilarity, do not watch all the way through
pNZPhKtFsE0

THE CONQUEROR is a good choice.  Once you get over the disbelief of see John Wayne in the role of Mongol chieftan the movie is rather entertaining.  Also makes for the first sword-and-sandal epic added to the list, I think.  Which means the only genres not yet represented are Westerns, foreign knock-offs (Turkish Star Wars, Shocking Dark, &tc), Nazisploitation, Nunsploitation, Jungle girl fantasy (Sheena, Gungala, Tarzana, &tc), Arabian fantasy, Pirate movies, Bible stories (Sodom & Gomorrah &tc), Cannibal movies, and perhaps Film Noir.

Did I miss any genres?

To start checking off the genres not yet represented I shall nominate the insane Nazisploitation classic. . .

83. S.S. GIRLS

I'll take Bible Stories with THE SILVER CHALICE (1954) PAUL NEWMAN's first film.  Boy that movie's weird...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I0CjlN2Bog

THE SILVER CHALICE was one of those movies I stumbled onto while channel surfing, I think on a local independant station, so that gives you some idea of how long ago this was.  My initial reaction was, "This looks interesting."  But that quickly evolved into, "What the f--- am I watching!?"  Then gave up on it.

Don't think I've really ever watched it all the way through.

85. Dracula AD 1972

86. BURIAL GROUND aka NIGHTS of TERROR!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjTzXP_9CgY

Muck faced zombies,...and the incestous,creepy boy/man Micheal...nuff sed!

Well, its time for my daily nomination.  This time, I've picked something that we missed and is perfectly bad enough for this list

87. Hobgoblins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U4PZsnIjtg

Yeah, if you saw earlier, I said Empire of the Ants.  I'm going to hold back that one, because Hobgoblins is far worse.  Also, I could not find a trailer for the film, but this clip works just as well.

Endlessly spoofed, but never topped for sheer hilarity:

88. AIRPORT 1975 (1974)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yV18ISPtVIk&feature=related


My favorite AIRPORT 1975 film reference: Perry in Craig Russell's OUTRAGEOUS! (1977) decides to go to a costume party as "Karen Black as she appeared in Airport 1975".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81iXPqWB800&feature=related

:sigh:

89. THE PIRATE MOVIE (1982)

When you're bored and there's nothing on, and you're in a fairly good mood, this can be a mindless bit of, well, not fun, exactly, but it makes for a good time waster.  It's the sort of movie that you wouldn't mind being on the TV in a doctor's waiting room, if only to get away from the endless loop of drug commercials.  If you're in a bad mood this movie will either make it worse or make you realize that, hey, life ain't so bad because act least YOU aren't an actor; or if you are at least you were not in THIS musical turd.

I've been saving the worst for last everyone!  I may not get another chance to nominate another film, so I better bring one that is really bad to plate.  I hear by nominate:

90. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

Oh boy... let's say no more.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMMkrdy1_0I

91. Grease 2


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkaBKJcN_Hg

 :bouncegiggle:

Where does the pollen go ?

Isn't one Steckler nomination (Rat Pfink A Boo Boo) more than enough?  Think of the CHILDREN!  :tongueout:

If no one is going to nominate a Western, Nunsploitation epic, Jungle girl fantasy, Arabian fantasy, Cannibal movie or Film Noir instead of the same tired old horror crap I guess that's leaves it to me.  For my next trick I'll pull a rabbit out of Angelina Jolie's, er, uhm, I mean, my next nomination is....

92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)

It's kinda done in a neo film noir style so I guess that's one more genre down.  What!? Don't look at me like that.  It was either nominate this or ALEXANDAR (2004) and I wouldn't inflict that movie on my worst enemy!  Would you?

 :tongueout:

It HAS to be here!

93.REEFER MADNESS-this is STILL one of the funniest movies ever. "FAster! FASTER!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMrzGauQJdk...that's why I'm a dedicated alchoholic.
I might turn into a hop head!  :buggedout:

Then you've missed the Best Worst part of the thing... the preaching booming voice as the lovers' boat disembarks at the very end...  :lookingup: 
It has some cool crappy parts like when JACK PALANCE deludes himself into thinking he's a god and decides to "fly" (and this before lysergic acid therapy...)

I honestly can't think of a Western, Nunsploitation, Jungle film, Cannibal film, or film noir that I think deserves to be in a list of 100 best bad movies of all time.  (Although there are enjoyable entries in all those genres).  So I'm going to nominate some of the same old (massively enjoyable) tired horror crap:

94.  BLOOD FEAST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lpZzSse76o

Alright, I can't resist.  I've decided to nominate one last film and that'll be it for me in nominatations.  I nominate my film...

95. Empire of the Ants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDK3IT29uoQ

Yeah, this time it is official!  I'm sticking to it with this film!

So... when we reach the end... then what?

That makes two of us. 

This nomination is for InformationGeek:

96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS

What do you mean ":lookingup:".

Don't tell me you actually :gasp: thought this was a GOOD movie?  :shock: :faint:

One more for me:

97. BILLY JACK (1971)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRnra0KRnDk&NR=1

The sequels THE TRIAL OF BILLY JACK and BILLY JACK GOES TO WASHINGTON are pretty funny, too.

Billy Jack, with the help of Jean and her Freedom School, could have turned Dick Cheney into a card-carrying member of the ACLU. Or else Billy Jack would've b***h-slapped him with his feet.

98.) Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars).

Absolutely amazingly incredilbly bad; down to the oversized magical golden magical sword, the over hammed acting, the tying of rocks to the ankles for training and then removing the rocks to be able to jump superhigh. The ripped off scenes from star wars, music from indiana jones.

You can watch it here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7069307816427160377

While others may be content to nominate movies within the same genre categories over and over, and though I'd love to nominate WHEN DINOSAURS RULED THE EARTH, with ONE MILLION B.C. already on the list I think, instead, I shall nominate. .

99. BATTLE PLANET (http://cosmic-cinema.blogspot.com/2008/11/battle-planet.html)

Because 1) it's space opera 2) it's a sciffy original movie.  And this list just wouldn't be complete without at least one sciffy original movie and I don't think any have been nominated thus far.

 :cheers:

No!  I roll my eyes because 30 years on I can't believe anyone conceived and produced that piece of treacle-coated shart. 

Uhm... what do you mean "[your] film"?
I have an idea but need to muse on exactly how we then choose the single BEST BAD movie...

Does everyone agree that EL TOPO is great enough to be our Western rep and also the coveted #100 Best Bad Movie of All Time?

I don't mean its my film, its just an error I didn't see or think about when I typed it.  Let's just say its my final choice for a film to nominate.  Sorry about that.


For a suggestion how we choose the single Best Bad Movie, we can use some sort of system where we pair up movies against each other and we vote on what we think is worse and the worst movie moves on.

Here's an example of what I mean:

Billy Jack or The Creeping Terror
Monster A-Go Go or Tank Girl

We use this system until we are down to the last movie, which is then the Best Bad Movie.  What do you guys think?

I for one think it's BRILLIANT! You should either start it, or I will. :wink: I dare you all to say Manos is worse than The Maize! >:)

Then, we could do the obvious followup and restrict the list to bad sequels (The ones that either "ruin" or are noticeably worse than the original XD )

Glad you like the idea and we could do it.  However, this is Allhallowsday's topic and it is up to him to determine whether he wants to do this or not.

I could say that Manos is worse than Maize, but I have seen neither of the films so I can't until I've seen both.  However, it may be in my best interest not to considering how Manos is said to be the worst film of all time and Maize is at number 12 of IMBD list of the Bottom 100.

Remember this thread is not to name the 100 worst movies per se, but the 100 most enjoyable worst movies. So we wouldn't be voting what we thought was the worse of the two, but the most enjoyable of the two.

For example: I would nominate SHE DEVILS ON WHEELS for the list because it's both a terrible movie AND a hoot to watch. I wouldn't nominate something like EPIC MOVIE because although it too is a terrible movie, I get absolutely no pleasure watching it.

So if we had SHE DEVILS ON WHEELS vs. EPIC MOVIE, I'd vote for SHE DEVILS not because it's worse than EPIC, but because it's more fun in my opinion.

Is this right, Allhallowsday?

:lookingup:  Don't put it on my ass...  :bouncegiggle:  :twirl:  :bouncegiggle:

I do think you have asserted the thread's original point.  It was, though, 100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME (I reiterate I don't care for that phrase "of all time") not ..."the 100 most enjoyable worst movies..."  :bouncegiggle:

100. Elvira Mistress of the Dark.

Please, let it be the 100th film, Allhallowsday !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMCxIT26Sg&feature=related

I know she's presented at least one of the above films.
And her movie was universally panned.

I've actually thought of doing something similar to that, using Andrew's 4 slime movies rather than the nominees on this list.  I was thinking of doing it tournament format, and posting it around the time of March Madness.  (I'd like to see if some sort of automatic bracket-keeping software can be set up).  If you can wait, I'll do it then.  If not, feel free to use the idea. 

You don't have to worry about Allhallowsday objecting.  I'll keep him in check for you.   :wink:  I own the copyright on "100 lists" anyway.

:bouncegiggle:
Well since KesterPelagius had suggested, for one thing, a Western, I had thrown out EL TOPO as film 100, got ZERO support (and I blame no one, it is..."bad"...)  :bouncegiggle: So, though I myself like your suggested 100th film, why don't we just leave that hole empty, as imperfect a list as the BAD MOVIES we love?!!  :smile: 

The unfortunate thing about our list, is REV, the lack of participants.  So many members did not get around to contributing. 
Oh and... Copyright?  In check?   :bluesad: Yes'm. 

Couldn't you kick out Lifeforce and replace it with Elvira !  :teddyr:
You know you want to.

If you want to replace "Lifeforce", that's okay.

JJ80 doesn't mind. Can we, Allhallowsday ?
Lifeforce is a better film than Elvira.
PS


Thanks, JJ80.
 :smile:

That's spelled yassir!!

I suspect any contributions made by me would have resembled this list I already posted in the "13 escential bad movies" thread:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,121974.15.html (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,121974.15.html)

For those too lazy to look, the list included:

The Angry Red Planet (1959)
The Brain From Planet Arous (1957)
Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster (1965)
Horror of Party Beach (1964)
Robot Monster (1953)
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The Shaolin Invincibles (1977)
To Kill With Intrigue (1977)
Fire Maidens of Outer Space (1956)
Maniac (1934)
The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962)
The Giant Claw (1957)
Teenagers From Outer Space (1959)

Looking at the list here:

1. EQUINOX (1970) (Have yet to see this one, looks good from what I've read about it)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987) (ditto)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985) (Agree with this un)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) (Agree!)
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) (Agree!)
6. TRICK OR TREAT (Haven't seen it)
7. THE LOST EMPIRE (ditto)
8. KING KONG ESCAPES (Agree)
9. HICK TREK (Haven't seen)
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE  (ditto)
11. MANIAC (1934) (Also on my list)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY  (Wouldn't make the cut for me)
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS  (Have this but haven't got around to watching it yet)
14. TROLL 2  (Haven't seen this)
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968) (or this)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE (Of course!)
17. TANK GIRL  (Agree!)
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY (Wouldn't make the cut)
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS (On my list)
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER  (Agree!)
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS (Wouldn't make the cut)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES (Might just sneak in)
23. PREYLIEN  (Haven't seen this)
24. VAMPYRES  (Wouldn't make the cut)
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  (Haven't seen) 
26. BLACULA (Agree!)
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD  (haven't seen)
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN (Agree!)
29. BLOOD FREAK (Agree!)
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   (Haven't seen)
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  (Already on my list)
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN (Haven't seen)
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   (Haven't seen)
34. COFFY (1973)   (Agree!)
35. SLIME CITY   (Haven't seen)
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951)  (ditto)
37. SATAN'S SADISTS  (ditto)
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN (ditto)
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL! (Agree!)
40. BAD TASTE (Agree!)
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN (Haven't seen)
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN  (1958) (Agree!)
43. EVIL DEAD  (Well I prefer the two sequels to be honest)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT (Haven't seen)
45. STRIPTEASE  (Wouldn't make the cut)
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN  (Agree!)
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO (Haven't seen)
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE  (Agree!)
49. EEGAH! (Agree!)
50. THE CREEPING TERROR (Agree!)
51. ROBOT MONSTER (on my list)
52. GLEN OR GLENDA? (Agree!)
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER (haven't seen)
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS (Agree!)
55. STRAIT-JACKET (Might make the cut)
56. NINJA TERMINATOR (Haven't seen)
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER  (Agree!)
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN (Haven't seen)
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS (I consider this a great movie, not sure it belongs here)
60. FROGS  (Might make the cut)
61. IRON WARRIOR  (Haven't seen)
62. NEON MANIACS (ditto)
63. PERVIRELLA (ditto)
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (Agree!)
65. MONSTER A GO-GO (Agree!)
66. KILLING SPREE (Never seen this)
67. BEASTMASTER 2  (or this)
68. SPIDER BABY (Not sure it would make the cut here)
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND (A must!)
70. THE GIANT CLAW (On my list)
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD (Haven't seen)
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS  (Agree)
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE  (on my list)
74. BARBARELLA  (Not sure it would make the cut)
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO (haven't seen)
76. THE KILLER SHREWS  (Agree!)
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE (Wouldn't make the cut) 
78. 1941 (ditto)
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983) (maybe)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND  (don't think so)   
81. THE CONQUEROR  (haven't seen)
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS (ditto)
83. SS GIRLS  (ditto)
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   (ditto)
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972 (ditto)
86. BURIAL GROUND  (ditto)
87. HOBGOBLINS (ditto)
88. AIRPORT 1975 (maybe)
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE  (Haven't seen)
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES (wouldn't make the cut)
91. GREASE 2  (maybe)
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004) (Don't think it belongs here)
93. REEFER MADNESS (Agree!)
94. BLOOD FEAST (Agree!)
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977) (Agree!)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS  (Haven't seen)
97. BILLY JACK (1971) (Haven't seen)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). (ditto)
99. BATTLE PLANET  (ditto)
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK (Agree)

I would have more Harryhausen such as 20 MILLION MILES TO EARTH, EARTH VS. THE FLYING SAUCERS and IT CAME FROM BENEATH THE SEA. Also more stuff from the 50s and 60s...stuff like CREATURE WITH THE ATOM BRAIN and THE FLESH EATERS.

ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK is not the 100th spot... I won't say it can't be the 100th spot but I will say that I sure as hell didn't put it on the list...  :wink:

Jase, if you don't recognize CARNIVAL OF SOULS BADness, you may need to be more objective... sure, it's GREAT, rising above it's inherent badness to attain a unique place in world cinema. 

I think the site regulars have a pretty good idea who nominated Elvira ;)

I thought we gonna take out Lifeforce and replace it with Elvira. That way the 100th spot is still open...

Maybe we can ditch the "100" list and make it a "500" list.   :teddyr:

As long as :
495
496
497
498
499
500
Remain blank. We don't want the list to be perfect. :wink:

Agreed:

101. Plughead Rewired: Circuitry Man II (1994)

102. Redneck zombies.
This movie kicks ASS!

Cut me some slack will ya?  It's just the pressure of it all...  :bouncegiggle:   :lookingup:  Cheese and crackers, I have a life, I have this damned job I gotta work,  :hatred: not nearly so much time for fun...

WHAT ARE THE 100 BEST BAD MOVIES OF ALL TIME?? 

1. EQUINOX (1970)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) Out of all the nominations, I don't concur with this film as being "bad." 
6. TRICK OR TREAT
7. THE LOST EMPIRE
8. KING KONG ESCAPES Yup, a classic TURD.
9. HICK TREK
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE 
11. MANIAC (1934)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY 
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS 
14. TROLL 2 
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Should be #1... or should I say #2? 
17. TANK GIRL 
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER    :bouncegiggle:
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS   :lookingup: (yes, it's certainly bad enuff for the list...)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES I want that robot.  I had near the same long ago.  I want that robot. 
23. PREYLIEN 
24. VAMPYRES 
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  I want to see that movie.  I want to have seen that long ago. 
26. BLACULA Back on track!! 
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD 
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN Oh, yeh! 
29. BLOOD FREAK Is that what I mean or what?? 
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  Classic sh!t. 
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN 
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   
34. COFFY (1973)  :teddyr:
35. SLIME CITY   
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) 
37. SATAN'S SADISTS 
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL!
40. BAD TASTE
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN 
43. EVIL DEAD  :lookingup: (don't care for disregarded communique)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT
45. STRIPTEASE 
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE 
49. EEGAH!
50. THE CREEPING TERROR 
51. ROBOT MONSTER
52. GLEN OR GLENDA?
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
55. STRAIT-JACKET
56. NINJA TERMINATOR
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER 
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS
60. FROGS 
61. IRON WARRIOR 
62. NEON MANIACS
63. PERVIRELLA
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
65. MONSTER A GO-GO
66. KILLING SPREE
67. BEASTMASTER 2
68. SPIDER BABY
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND
70. THE GIANT CLAW
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS 
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE 
74. BARBARELLA 
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
76. THE KILLER SHREWS 
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE  :lookingup:
78. 1941
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND    :lookingup: 
81. THE CONQUEROR 
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS
83. SS GIRLS 
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972
86. BURIAL GROUND 
87. HOBGOBLINS
88. AIRPORT 1975
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE 
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES
91. GREASE 2 
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)
93. REEFER MADNESS
94. BLOOD FEAST
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS 
97. BILLY JACK (1971)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). 
99. BATTLE PLANET 
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK 


THESE ARE OUR 100 BEST BADMOVIES (or 100 most enjoyable worst  :wink:) 
HOW DO WE PICK THE BEST OF THEM ALL?  YOU DECIDE (pick a ringleader.)   :thumbup: 

I myself nominate the SAR REV. holdin' the patent n' all...   :teddyr:

BAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Now that was funny! oh my side hurts... wooo.

:lookingup: ...  :bouncegiggle:

What about "If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?" ?

 :buggedout: How did the awe-inspiringly bad "Dr. Giggles" not make this list?

I vote Cabin Fever for all 100 spots.

Guests are not allowed to vote, and we've reached 100 anyway.   :wink:  

Uhm yeh, I hate it too.  

The old thread I'd started a year ago was revived today, and I realized we had never selected a single BEST BAD MOVIE.  As Raffine had pointed out in the old thread, we should try to select the film we all most enjoy.  I've not seen all of these films, but between the lot of us, someone amongst has seen each and every one.  So, as InformationGeek had suggested, why don't we pair them off and shoot them down one at a time, arbitrary style, until we're left with one?  How do we do it?  Here is the full list:
1. EQUINOX (1970)
2. ROCK N' ROLL NIGHTMARE (1987)
3. HARD ROCK ZOMBIES (1985)
4. ONE MILLION B.C. (1966) Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout! 
5. LIFEFORCE (1985) Out of all the nominations, I don't concur with this film as being "bad." 
6. TRICK OR TREAT
7. THE LOST EMPIRE
8. KING KONG ESCAPES Yup, a classic TURD.
9. HICK TREK
10. THE MAIZE: THE MOVIE 
11. MANIAC (1934)
12. SLAVE GIRLS FROM BEYOND INFINITY 
13. COSMOS: WAR OF THE PLANETS 
14. TROLL 2 
15. GIRL IN GOLD BOOTS (1968)
16. PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE Should be #1... or should I say #2? 
17. TANK GIRL 
18. NINJA BACHELOR PARTY
19. THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS
20. BRIDE OF THE MONSTER    :bouncegiggle:
21. SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS   :lookingup: (yes, it's certainly bad enuff for the list...)
22. THE ASTRO ZOMBIES I want that robot.  I had near the same long ago.  I want that robot. 
23. PREYLIEN 
24. VAMPYRES 
25. THE REVENGE OF DR. X aka THE DOUBLE GARDEN  I want to see that movie.  I want to have seen that long ago. 
26. BLACULA Back on track!! 
27. SHOCK 'EM DEAD 
28. TEENAGE CAVEMEN Oh, yeh! 
29. BLOOD FREAK Is that what I mean or what?? 
30. NIGHT OF HORROR   
31. THE BRAIN THAT WOULDN'T DIE  Classic sh!t. 
32. NIGHTMARES IN A DAMAGED BRAIN 
33. BAD GIRLS GO TO HELL   
34. COFFY (1973)  :teddyr:
35. SLIME CITY   
36. CHAINED FOR LIFE (1951) 
37. SATAN'S SADISTS 
38. THE KILLING OF SATAN
39. FASTER, p***yCAT! KILL! KILL!
40. BAD TASTE
41. KING COBRA aka JAWS OF SATAN
42. ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN 
43. EVIL DEAD  :lookingup: (don't care for disregarded communique)
44. SUNSET - THE VAMPIRE IN RETREAT
45. STRIPTEASE 
46. DRACULA VS. FRANKENSTEIN 
47. THE MIGHTY GORGO
48. MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE 
49. EEGAH!
50. THE CREEPING TERROR 
51. ROBOT MONSTER
52. GLEN OR GLENDA?
53. BRONX EXECUTIONER
54. HORROR OF THE BLOOD MONSTERS
55. STRAIT-JACKET
56. NINJA TERMINATOR
57. THE ASTOUNDING SHE-MONSTER 
58. THE DEVIL'S RAIN
59. CARNIVAL OF SOULS
60. FROGS 
61. IRON WARRIOR 
62. NEON MANIACS
63. PERVIRELLA
64. THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW
65. MONSTER A GO-GO
66. KILLING SPREE
67. BEASTMASTER 2
68. SPIDER BABY
69. HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND
70. THE GIANT CLAW
71. BRIDES OF BLOOD
72. SANTO AND THE BLUE DEMON VS. THE MONSTERS 
73. TEENAGERS FROM OUTER SPACE 
74. BARBARELLA 
75. RAT PFINK A BOO BOO
76. THE KILLER SHREWS 
77. JAWS 4: THE REVENGE  :lookingup:
78. 1941
79. STAYING ALIVE (1983)
80. SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND    :lookingup: 
81. THE CONQUEROR 
82. DRACULA 3000: INFINITE DARKNESS
83. SS GIRLS 
84. THE SILVER CHALICE   
85. DRACULA A.D. 1972
86. BURIAL GROUND 
87. HOBGOBLINS
88. AIRPORT 1975
89. THE PIRATE MOVIE 
90. THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES
91. GREASE 2 
92. SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW (2004)
93. REEFER MADNESS
94. BLOOD FEAST
95. EMPIRE OF THE ANTS (1977)
96. CREATURES FROM THE ABYSS 
97. BILLY JACK (1971)
98. Dünyayi kurtaran adam (AKA the turkish star wars). 
99. BATTLE PLANET 
100. ELVIRA, MISTRESS OF THE DARK 

Suggestion: do it in a sort of World Cup format. First, put the movies in 25 groups, grouped by number (that is, movies 1-4 make up group 1, movies 5-8 make up group 2, and so on to group 97-100).  Each person votes to advance one movie from each group.

At the end of that round of voting you would have 25 winners.  Break them into 5 groups of 5 each, like before, and have people vote to advance 1 movie from each of those groups.

That leaves you with a final group of 5 movies to select a finalist from.

If anyone wants to take that idea and run with it, feel free.  If anyone has a different suggestion, that's fine too.

Sounds good except how do we know when voting for any one group is completed? 

That's the part where you "run with it."  :wink:

Okay, I know this isn't from the list, but It really, really ought to be on there: Deadly Prey
Check this out:
Type into youtube - the world's most action packed action movie
(Sorry I'd post a link, but I'm not a member)

You HAVE TO watch it, this really is a must see!

I agree 100%. I'm still cry myself to sleep at night, longing for a DVD release.