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Title: Giant Snake!
Post by: Raffine on February 05, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
A recently discovered prehistoric snake going by the Kaiju-worthy name Titanoboa was estimated to be at 'least 43 feet long, weighed 2,500 pounds (1,140 kg) and its massive body was at least 3 feet (1 meter) wide'.

Godzilla could slurp the punk up like spaghetti but it sounds like a worthy opponent for King Kong, at least.

http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre51346p-us-snake-giant/ (http://www.newsdaily.com/stories/tre51346p-us-snake-giant/)


Title: Re: Giant Snake!
Post by: akiratubo on February 06, 2009, 02:12:02 AM
Cool.


Title: Re: Giant Snake!
Post by: Mr. DS on February 06, 2009, 10:46:15 PM
Its rumored that the snake evolved into Chuck Norris's manhood. 

Sorry...I'm on a Chuck Norris joke kick lately.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: Giant Snake!
Post by: Torgo on February 06, 2009, 11:05:48 PM
Where's The Hoff when you need him.

(http://www.mundo-p2p.com/caratulas/anaconda3.jpg)


Title: Re: Giant Snake!
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on February 08, 2009, 03:28:44 PM
And it was last spotted in northern Derbyshire, where it was fed an yearly diet of virgins, which we know are hard to find in that part of England, until it caught a fatal dose of indigestion, first from swallowing the high priestess of the snake cult that worshiped it, then from swallowing a hand grenade, which put an explosive end to its existance.


Title: Re: Giant Snake!
Post by: WingedSerpent on February 09, 2009, 09:45:17 AM
I heard about this.  Does this mean some of those SCi-Fi orginals were actually based on a reality?