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Title: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 11:08:23 AM Just post similar things that could go against each other :
Deep Impact VS Armageddon Justice League VS X Men Critters VS Gremlins Michael Myers VS Jason Voorhees The cringe making scene in POTC 3 When Keira Knighlty does her Braveheart speech VS The cringe making scene in Spider-man when in the hospital PP is trying to tell MJ how he feels. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 10, 2009, 12:52:28 PM Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 01:00:58 PM Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking. I'm giving you karma for that :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 10, 2009, 01:06:29 PM I have came up with the ultimate VS match up. One that trying to figure it out may result in extreme injury or death.
Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris I refuse to even try to figure it out because either way Chuck Norris is going to kick my @$$. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: RCMerchant on February 10, 2009, 01:08:11 PM Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula
What kinda lame Dracula is named GARY...I mean...cmon.... While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88 I AM THE MAN! Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man... Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again... Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 02:17:02 PM Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula What kinda lame Dracula is named GARY...I mean...cmon.... While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88[/url] I AM THE MAN! Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man... Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again... Your love for Bela is a beautiful thing, RC, :wink: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: RCMerchant on February 10, 2009, 02:26:37 PM Bela Dracula vs. Gary Dracula What kinda lame Dracula is named GARY...I mean...cmon.... While Gary Drac is weeping and moaning,Bela Drac is calm and cool. Bela got class. [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjIl0HsYM88[/url] I AM THE MAN! Er..uh...I mean...Bela..is the...man... Uh...I...Bela....uh...I know that bottle is around here somewhere....I'm getting confused again... Your love for Bela is a beautiful thing, RC, :wink: Thanks! Most people would classifiy it as a mild form of insanity...! Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Saucerman on February 10, 2009, 05:03:39 PM My roommate and I were discussing various VS matches last night. Some of the ones we came up with...
Leon Trotsky vs. Joseph McCarthy Queen Elizabeth II vs. Oprah Winfrey Charlie Sheen vs. a Humpback Whale Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Fausto on February 10, 2009, 07:27:06 PM The Simpsons vs Family Guy:
Homer vs Peter - hard to say, they seem pretty evenly matched. Lois vs Marge - Lois would totally kick Marge's @$$. Lisa vs Meg - Lisa is a pacifist and would refuse to fight. Meg would try to beat her to gain family approval, however, would realize that they are both underappreciated by those around them and, having that in common, would become bff's. Bart vs Chris - Bart tries to intimidate Chris via the old "dennis the menace" routine by flinging rocks with his slingshot. Chris thinks he's being attacked by an anthropomorphic paper bag and runs away screaming. Maggie vs Stewie - Whatever evil plot Stewie attempts ends in failure, and Maggie, who is capable of almost anything, kills him and burys the body in Flander's yard. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Rev. Powell on February 10, 2009, 07:28:16 PM Lugosi vs. Elvira
(stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 10, 2009, 07:35:51 PM Lugosi vs. Elvira (stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it) Dude, that's just evil of you to do. :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 10, 2009, 07:36:11 PM Lugosi vs. Elvira (stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it) Don't you mean : Bela Lugosi Vs. Christopher Lee. Elvira Vs. MST3K...I didn't wanna put this one in. Because she'd lose. :bluesad: Those puppets are tougher than they look :wink: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 13, 2009, 08:15:25 PM Independence Day Vs. War of the Worlds
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 14, 2009, 10:31:50 AM Independence day wins, if they arrive later and have the chance to fly over the other saucers X)
The Puppet Master series vs. the Amityville Horror series? :tongueout: Both are pretty widely-hated despite a smattering of fans for the first few installments of each (I enjoy the entire PM series, not too familiar with the Amityville one :P ) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: WingedSerpent on February 14, 2009, 11:10:34 AM Ray Harryhausen's Cyclops vs Willis O'Brein's King Kong
The Boogyman from the Boogyman movies vs Lobster Johnson (the ghost of a 1930's pulp adventurer who frequently shows up in B.P.R.D. comics.) Jet Janguar vs Kronus Mutant Bear for The Prophecy vs Kathoga from The Relic Bat-Creature form The Bat People vs the lizard man from Track of the Moon Beast and finally Kate Beckinsale vs Megan Fox in a mud wrestling match. And I'm the ref. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: WingedSerpent on February 14, 2009, 11:17:23 AM Just post similar things that could go against each other : Deep Impact VS Armageddon Justice League VS X Men Critters VS Gremlins Michael Myers VS Jason Voorhees The cringe making scene in POTC 3 When Keira Knighlty does her Braveheart speech VS The cringe making scene in Spider-man when in the hospital PP is trying to tell MJ how he feels. Deep Impact. Better movie and Ben Affleck free. Justice League. Heat vision and Power rings trump everything, plus Batman cheats. Next one. Hmmmm. Criters are more vicious, against the gremlins almost playful(albeit sadistic) nature. Then again the gremlins could reproduce faster. Maybe Gremlins. Jason Voorhees. He's stronger, more movies-more experience-and supernatural. Not going to touch the last one. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 14, 2009, 01:54:08 PM 13 ghosts (re-make) Vs. House on Haunted Hill (re-make)
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 14, 2009, 10:32:20 PM 13 ghosts (re-make) Vs. House on Haunted Hill (re-make) That's actually a tough one; Great originals with remakes that managed to be similarily entertainingMotorpsycho vs. Murdercycle :smile: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 14, 2009, 10:39:08 PM Here are some:
The Numa Numa Dance vs. Star Wars Kid Beer vs Ale Gas vs Electric Death vs Taxes Old Elvis vs Bubba Ho Tep Sushi vs Bait Twizzler Pull-n-Peels vs Twizzler Twists Socks vs Sandels Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 15, 2009, 02:58:46 PM Tron Vs The Matrix.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: RCMerchant on February 15, 2009, 03:17:33 PM Lugosi vs. Elvira (stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it) Though not Elvira...here's a cool pic of Lugosi vs. Vampira! (aka Maila Nurmi ) (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/277354470_f1a693048f_m-2.jpg) ...perhaps Elvira vs. Vampira? Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 15, 2009, 03:27:23 PM Lugosi vs. Elvira (stands back to avoid being splashed by blood as RC and doggett go at it) Though not Elvira...here's a cool pic of Lugosi vs. Vampira! (aka Maila Nurmi ) ([url]http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/277354470_f1a693048f_m-2.jpg[/url]) ...perhaps Elvira vs. Vampira? RC, you wait there. I'll go get the oil :teddyr: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 15, 2009, 03:38:48 PM Christian Bale going nuts in American Psycho Vs. Christian Bale going nuts in real life.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 15, 2009, 07:46:04 PM Here are some: 1. Star Wars kid. Looks more genuineThe Numa Numa Dance vs. Star Wars Kid Beer vs Ale Gas vs Electric Death vs Taxes Old Elvis vs Bubba Ho Tep Sushi vs Bait Twizzler Pull-n-Peels vs Twizzler Twists Socks vs Sandels 2. Teetotalism for me 3. Electric. Makes things look more futuristic! 4. Taxes. If you die you can't buy things! 5. Haven't seen it yet but heard it was a phyrric victory or something 6. Bait, unless the sushi is used for bait 7. Pull n' peels! 8. Sandals, they're warmer -------------------------- @ Dogget ^ : Bale in "Psycho", he probably doesn't have the same taste in music to pad out his mania in real life. :) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 15, 2009, 07:51:52 PM Hip To Be Square (American Psycho)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfr9xeA7nCc Rocky Vs. Rambo Judge Dredd Vs. Robocop Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Torgo on February 16, 2009, 12:56:52 AM Ace Hunter vs. Snake Plisken
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Trevor on February 16, 2009, 03:39:27 AM Trevor vs underpants: ................ no contest. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: RCMerchant on February 16, 2009, 06:22:16 AM Trevor vs underpants: ................ no contest. :buggedout: :buggedout: Batman boxer shorts vs. Spiderman Underoos! Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: AndyC on February 16, 2009, 09:13:43 AM I have came up with the ultimate VS match up. One that trying to figure it out may result in extreme injury or death. Chuck Norris vs Chuck Norris I refuse to even try to figure it out because either way Chuck Norris is going to kick my @$$. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-9qZ4Zs6Ys Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 18, 2009, 02:42:42 PM Jon Voight Vs. Christopher Walken.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 18, 2009, 04:02:12 PM Jon Voight Vs. Christopher Walken. Voight. Gotta go for the underdog. :wink: Killdozer (The real-life one piloted by Heemayer) or Robosaur? Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Derf on February 18, 2009, 04:11:28 PM Carnosaur vs. Gwangi
Burger King vs. Ronald McDonald Buffy vs. Van Helsing Joe vs. the Volcano Hulk Hogan vs. Lou Thesz Babe the pig vs. Wilbur the pig Mr. Ed vs. Francis the talking mule Harry Potter vs. Chrestomanci Merlin vs. Dumbledore Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: CaptnTripps on February 18, 2009, 07:23:42 PM Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg) VS. (http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/jackbauer.jpg) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 18, 2009, 07:33:26 PM Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer That's easy, Chuck Norris. What it take Jack Bauer to do in 24 hours, Chuck Norris can do in 24 milliseconds and still have time left to build an entire neighborhood for Habitat for Humanity. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 18, 2009, 07:50:15 PM Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Derf on February 18, 2009, 08:52:04 PM Let's utilize the movie Buffy (Kristy Swanson). Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: ds21 on February 18, 2009, 09:22:05 PM Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking. EPIC LULZ! Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Rev. Powell on February 18, 2009, 11:55:36 PM Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking. EPIC LULZ! Yes, a funny answer, but he's WRONG. Thread would win. It's "a" (one) general vs. thread (not "a" thread or "some" thread, but all thread). There are easily several thousands metric tons of thread in the universe, which when piled atop a general would easily crush him into a fine paste. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 19, 2009, 01:20:12 PM Let's utilize the movie Buffy (Kristy Swanson). Buffy. Easy. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: ds21 on February 20, 2009, 11:46:44 AM Personally I think general would beat thread easy. Afterall general is a person (or animal, or car, or what not) and thread is just a string (or post on a forum). General could tear thru thread without thinking. EPIC LULZ! Yes, a funny answer, but he's WRONG. Thread would win. It's "a" (one) general vs. thread (not "a" thread or "some" thread, but all thread). There are easily several thousands metric tons of thread in the universe, which when piled atop a general would easily crush him into a fine paste. true...true... Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: ds21 on February 20, 2009, 11:52:45 AM Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer ([url]http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg[/url]) VS. ([url]http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/jackbauer.jpg[/url]) I do not understand why Jack Bauer would even be considered a MATCH for Chuck Norris... it takes all of Bauer's intellect and strength to accomplish what Chuck Norris could do with a withering look and a roundhouse kick. I mean...just look at the pics... Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: CaptnTripps on February 20, 2009, 06:50:31 PM Chuck Norris Vs. Jack Bauer ([url]http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/21/chuck_norris.jpg[/url]) VS. ([url]http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/jackbauer.jpg[/url]) I do not understand why Jack Bauer would even be considered a MATCH for Chuck Norris... it takes all of Bauer's intellect and strength to accomplish what Chuck Norris could do with a withering look and a roundhouse kick. I mean...just look at the pics... I disagree, being a huge chuck norris fan, Id still say it would be a good fight, Chucks unflailing martial arts skills, and Jacks immensegovt. training makes for a good fight. Yes Chuck is a bad mofo, but so is Jack.I gotta go for the underdog. just watch him interrogate Chunk. :bouncegiggle: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxeJr6j75NM Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 20, 2009, 06:54:59 PM Jude Law Vs Orlando Bloom.
It's a tough call, they're both equally dull... Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: CaptnTripps on February 20, 2009, 07:57:04 PM Jude Law Vs Orlando Bloom. It's a tough call, they're both equally dull... Id root for Jude Law! Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 11:29:02 AM High School Musical Vs. Grease
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 03:42:28 PM John Steed Vs. James Bond.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 23, 2009, 04:47:35 PM John Steed Vs. James Bond. Depends on which James Bond and which John Steed you mean.Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 04:50:42 PM John Steed Vs. James Bond. Depends on which James Bond and which John Steed you mean.Patrick whatever-his-name-is Vs. Roger Moore. :wink: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: meQal on February 23, 2009, 04:53:33 PM John Steed Vs. James Bond. Depends on which James Bond and which John Steed you mean.Patrick whatever-his-name-is Vs. Roger Moore. :wink: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 23, 2009, 04:55:07 PM John Steed Vs. James Bond. Depends on which James Bond and which John Steed you mean.Patrick whatever-his-name-is Vs. Roger Moore. :wink: I'd go with that. :thumbup: :teddyr: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 09:50:19 AM Windows Vs. Mac
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 01:03:18 PM The Princes Bride Vs. Stardust
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 01:35:57 PM Hell's Kitchen Vs. Kitchen Nightmares
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on February 24, 2009, 06:44:05 PM (http://i4.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/03/06/df62_1_sbl.JPG)
Vs. (http://i5.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/1c/3e/2f38_1.JPG) I don't know which to get. I've learnt that "Directors Cut" and "Unrated" isn't always the truth... Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: AndyC on February 25, 2009, 06:05:05 AM Hell's Kitchen Vs. Kitchen Nightmares Or Kitchen Nightmares (British) vs. Kitchen Nightmares (US). Original British version wins hands-down. Ramsay spends more time working with the people, whipping the management into shape, knocking the chef off his high horse, building a team, etc. In the US version, they tend to gloss over that, while spending a pile of cash on redecorating and new equipment. They tried to turn a simple show about Gordon Ramsay whipping restaurants into shape into yet another makeover show where people are given expensive stuff so we can see them gush gratitude all over the place. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: CaptnTripps on February 25, 2009, 11:30:12 AM ([url]http://i4.ebayimg.com/05/i/001/03/06/df62_1_sbl.JPG[/url]) Vs. ([url]http://i5.ebayimg.com/06/i/001/1c/3e/2f38_1.JPG[/url]) I don't know which to get. I've learnt that "Directors Cut" and "Unrated" isn't always the truth... well both of them leave a couple scenes left out from the original, but I have the one on the top (feat. head crushing scene) and you can find those scenes in the lost scenes section of the special features, I.E. the scene where the big girl tells them to pull her finger and she farts.It also has Kaufman saying some interesting things before and after the movie and gives you a peek into troma studios. Hope that helps. :smile: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on February 25, 2009, 07:44:47 PM From the disturbed screenwriter and disturbed dentist cliffhangered-duologies: Stanley Caldwell vs. Alan Feinstone
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 03, 2009, 03:59:04 PM demons Vs. Buffy
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Wag on March 03, 2009, 06:05:56 PM demons Vs. Buffy If it's TV Buffy, then that is not a fair fight at all. Buffy wins hands, feet, everything down. Demons is just a complete Buffy clone, minus everything that made Buffy great. If it's Movie Buffy, then that is not a fair fight either. Buffy wins hands, feet, everything down. Demons is just a complete Buffy clone, minus everything that made Buffy great. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 04, 2009, 04:05:36 PM Clarissa Explains it All Vs. Malcolm in the Middle.
Think about it, they are pretty much the same. Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: CaptnTripps on March 04, 2009, 05:39:25 PM Clarissa Explains it All Vs. Malcolm in the Middle. Think about it, they are pretty much the same. apparently she cooks too, i guess she wins :wink: (http://erincooks.com/images/sabrina.jpg) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 04, 2009, 06:59:03 PM Clarissa Explains it All Vs. Malcolm in the Middle. Think about it, they are pretty much the same. apparently she cooks too, i guess she wins :wink: ([url]http://erincooks.com/images/sabrina.jpg[/url]) Totally. :thumbup: :teddyr: :smile: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 08, 2009, 04:52:05 PM Breeders Vs. Species.
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: RCMerchant on March 08, 2009, 08:20:27 PM Peter Lorre vs. Anthony Perkins
I'm a traditionilist,more or less...I'll go for Lorre! (http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/lorre-1.jpg) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 11, 2009, 04:50:36 PM Christopher Lloyd Vs. John Lithgow
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: the ghoul on March 11, 2009, 11:50:09 PM Sarah Palin vs. Dan Quayle
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: the ghoul on March 11, 2009, 11:50:56 PM Franco vs. Rollin
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Wag on March 12, 2009, 01:49:17 AM Christopher Lloyd Vs. John Lithgow John Lithgow for me :tongueout: Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on March 22, 2009, 12:58:25 PM 28 Days Later Vs. I Am Legend (movie)
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Allhallowsday on March 22, 2009, 03:30:58 PM PAM GRIER vs. TERESA GRAVES
BLACULA vs. BLACKENSTEIN CHILDREN SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH DEAD THINGS vs. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD BETTE DAVIS vs. JOAN CRAWFORD (...oh, that's been done... :wink:) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Torgo on March 23, 2009, 12:36:00 AM Coleman Francis vs. Tor Johnson
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Wag on March 29, 2009, 03:03:11 PM Snarf V Neelix
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: ghouck on March 29, 2009, 04:21:50 PM Omelet vs Biscuits n Gravy
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 25, 2009, 09:27:54 AM "DR. TED NELSON!!!" vs. "SEN. TED STEVENS!!!"
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on May 01, 2009, 10:50:14 AM (http://www.scifiscience.co.uk/img/drwho/the_master.jpg)
Vs, (http://www.madnessletters.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jafar.jpg) Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: Doggett on May 15, 2009, 03:10:22 PM Show Vs. Show Vs A general VS thread
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: ghouck on May 15, 2009, 03:29:24 PM Donkey Punch vs Mule Kick. ..
Title: Re: A general VS thread Post by: MilkManPictures on May 22, 2009, 02:39:11 PM cheap taco vs expensive sushi
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