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I have had some crazy dreams in the past, but recently this one takes the cake because it is so poorly made and strange.  It's like a b-movie directed by Ed Wood, Bill Rebane, Herschell Gordon Lewis, and M. Night Shyamalan.  It is so weird that Monster A Go-Go and Manos would seem like masterpieces of film cinema.  I'm suddenly in my high school where these weird alien is talking to me, it looks like the one from movie trailer Alien Trespass.  He's asking me about this town I live in and what goes on it.  Suddenly, I'm in the biology lab with the thing and we look out the window to see this guy in a bear suit staring at us.  The alien thinks it annoying so he has this large tentacle, like from War of the Worlds, attack him.

I freak out and run outside.  I keep running until I am on top of this large hill, where the baseball diamond should be for the school.  I look around and I suddenly have these binoculars.  I look into them and I see the tentacle thing start dragging off members of the track team and the school's marching band, which is odd since my school doesn't have one.  I once again get scared and run into this weird building that appears out of nowhere.  Inside, I see this girl I know getting attack by her twin sister, who now is a witch and is ridding on a broom stick for some reason.

I steal the broom, snap it in half, and toss it off of this bridge inside of the building.  Suddenly, the blue hair lawyer from the Simpsons shows up and tells the witch and me that the broomstick has nothing to do with the witch's magic at all, so she can still attack me!  She goes after the broom for some reason and I do to as well.  We have this weird chase scene throughout the building where I see a couple of students at my high school just randomly walking by.  I escape the building and somehow I'm now in downtown of my city.  I decide for some reason to completely destroy the broomstick by breaking it into even more pieces and spreading them throughout the area, I even eat some of the pieces by turning them into French toast!

Man, that was one strange ass dream.  Have you guys ever had a strange dream that was like a bad b-movie or that was even stranger than mine?

Odd you should come up with this topic - last night I dreamed I was on the set of THE HOBBIT and they had cast Hulk Hogan as Elrond, Danny Devito as Thorin, and the guy who plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter flicks as Gandalf!! :bouncegiggle:

And Bilbo had a nude scene with Goldberry! :hot:



I was traumatized . . . . :buggedout:

I've had dreams that I was back home in my parent's vegetable garden.  I had to be careful while weeding because there were numerous corpses buried in shallow graves all throughout.  It made me rather uncomfortable. 

I have odd dreams like that all the time. One of my favorite was where I bought an inn in the Smokey Mountains and I had to put an ancient demon back to sleep with the help of a retired British Air Force Colonel, a half crazy old Native American shaman, and a terrified Hispanic landscapper. not sure what causes me to have such dreams but I blame the government. Why because I got to blame someone and don't want to admit that it's my own subconscious doing it.

(Hmm. Note to self: Move vegetable garden if kids come home during warm weather. Might want to pile a bunch more stuff on the compost heap too.)

I used to have what I called "adventure dreams" where I seemed to be a character, not myself, in some sort of thriller. And occasionally I died. Nothing like a B-movie though.

Then those went away and much to my disgust I started having more and more dreams where I was just having an ordinary day at work with the ordinary cast of characters at the cubicle farm. This has been going on for years.

In the last couple of months I'm glad to say the dream life has gotten more interesting again.

I've had dreams where I'm beating there ever living sh*t out of someone (never a specific person) and everyone around me is asking what my problem is. 

Maybe the reason you are living sh*t out of the person was they were the first one to ask you what you problem is and the rest are in the on hold line for the next beating.  :teddyr:

There's actually a decent b-movie screenplay there.  Just make sure the Colonel is a busty blond babe and give her plenty of topless scenes and you're good to go!

Had another odd dream just last night that I found interesting. Was about a small town where all the true stories that these based on a true story horror movies happened at. The Sheriff had a huge collection of bad movies which he used as a reference guide for what to do for each of the unique types of situations that came up, the locals all seemed laid back despite the occasional zombie attack, swamp monster, murderous cannibal family, and such being a constant source of town events. Even many of these appeared in my dream as town residents.

I kid you not, a few nights ago I had a dream that was a combination Prison Break and Harry Potter.  One minute we're all flying around (but not on broom sticks, apparently we could just fly) and the next I'm in a bus with all these guys dressed in blue prison uniforms...

I had a dream the other night that I was a POW in Vietnam but the whole POW camp was like Hogan's Heroes and it was the viet cong instead of the Nazis.

I had this extremely weird dream that combined part of Men in Black with Jeepers Creepers.  I was at my grandma's house where I ran into this weird strange guy.  Suddenly he turned into that cockroach monster from Men in Black and started to attack me.  I ran away from him and jumped into my car where I sped away.  Suddenly, the thing was chasing me and it had turned into the Creeper.  It then started to fly and follow me from above.  For some strange reason, I ended up on a bike (Which is odd since I can't ride one) and traffic kept swevering at me, even an clear glass room on wheels being driven by an old lady!

Finally, my bike gave out and I collasped onto the side of the road in the tall grass.  As the Creeper was swooping in, I, for some reason, realized it was all a dream.  So, when it came extremely close to me and I punched him in the face and I killed him.  Cool huh?

I had a dream nightmare that I met Menard and it smiled and had HarlotBugs teeth and then it all made perfect sense.  :buggedout:

Had a dream last month that involved some people from the board in a b-movie type of situation. I can't remember the details, but somebody had stolen Ash's brain and put it into a machine, but we could still communicate with him. I don't remember if we were trying to save him or destroy him though. Maybe I was the only one who even noticed he was a disembodied brain. I just don't remember dreams that well.

I think this is due to my recent involvement on this forum as opposed to any particular movie, but I had a dream last night where I was back at Uni - it was the Sunday of the weekend after a half-term break and I was panicking because I had to write a report on the book version of Freddy Got Fingered for Monday and had not even got a copy of the book to read.

 :teddyr: I must really take a pic of my mouth without my teeth in it sometime.  :teddyr:

Another night of strange dreams . . . I was running through a giant field of tofu and carburators, surrounded by butterflies who slowly morphed into Klingon opera singers while a giant Menard in the shape of Sissy Spacek payed the ukelele and sang "Raindrops keep falling on my head!"

Yeah. I can't remember what the last one was about. It's been awhile, but I call 'em "Woofers!" Because I go "Woof! Woof!" When I wake up.

Just had one last night.  I'm in my house and its winter.  The back door is comming off its hinges and for some reason there are snow leopards, lions, and wolves around.  They are trying to get in, and the only thing I have to defend myself with is this pole that was pointy at one end. It was one of those you would attach a ball to, then stick in the ground for summer fun.  I was usuing it as a spear.  Woke up before anything really dramatic happened.