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Title: I need a light...
Post by: Neville on February 16, 2009, 06:25:59 PM
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/7300/snapshot20090217002221ps2.jpg)

Cap from Maniac Cop 3

"First there were the General Surgeon warnings, then the nasty TV ads, and now they force you to light your cigarettes like this..."


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: sprite75 on February 16, 2009, 06:49:25 PM
So that's what happened with Torgo's hand.


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: AndyC on February 17, 2009, 12:53:10 AM
Sucking in the stench of burning human flesh as you light up. You're in flavour country now, boy."


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: meQal on February 17, 2009, 02:13:06 AM
"See, told you that you were using too much lighter fluid on those briquettes."


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: Mr. DS on February 17, 2009, 09:42:56 PM
When the Olympic torch carrying event goes sour. 


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: zombie #1 on February 20, 2009, 12:27:01 AM
hope he dont steal my cigarette, I heard folks round here were pretty light-fingered


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: Jack on February 20, 2009, 08:15:09 AM
Yup, just told me I look like Jerry Seinfeld one too many times.


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: Texdar on February 23, 2009, 01:02:44 PM
Thanks for giving me a hand lighting my cigarette.



I'm soooooo sorry.


Title: Re: I need a light...
Post by: DoctorMcShocker on February 23, 2009, 05:19:37 PM
Man i wonder if the smoke from this arm is toxic