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Title: Hate Guru Post by: Nukie 2 on March 02, 2009, 09:46:37 PM (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/06/20/movies/20guru600.jpg)
"Hi this is your agent, with good news; ONE person bought a copy of the Love Guru today-- an Old Lady bought it, thinking it was Waynes World." Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: meQal on March 02, 2009, 09:56:29 PM "Yeah, Mr. Meyers. We traced the number your death threats have been coming from. The Dalai Lama said he would stop making them if you stopped making movies."
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2009, 09:06:24 AM "Hi this is The DarkSider, fart jokes don't=funny anymore ok...now stop..."
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: DoctorMcShocker on March 03, 2009, 10:12:00 AM Hello, this is the NBA, National Beard Association, and we ask you to shave your beard because one of our rules is no gay people.
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: AndyC on March 03, 2009, 04:57:32 PM "Hello, 1971? I have a movie premise that should go over pretty well in your year."
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: JJ80 on March 03, 2009, 05:22:07 PM "Good news Sir, your flying carpet is now dusted ready to go on Runway Six!"
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: Mr. DS on March 03, 2009, 10:21:14 PM "No problem, I'm sure we can work Verne Troyer into the another script."
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: Doggett on March 04, 2009, 03:36:07 PM Dana Carvey used to be jealous of Mike's success. Not anymore.
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: ghouck on March 04, 2009, 05:10:56 PM "Hello. . . this is Mr. Meyers, , , no, not the one from Halloween, , yea, , , the one from Wayne's World. Talentless? Hack?, , Listen you little butthead. . ." (gets hung up on)
"I really have to change to an unlisted number, but then again, if it weren't for wrong numbers, I'd get no calls at all" Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: AndyC on March 04, 2009, 05:22:58 PM "That's right. I just proved I'm famous enough to get anything produced. Now pay up."
Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: TheDope on March 04, 2009, 10:06:10 PM (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/06/20/movies/20guru600.jpg) Y'ello? Hey, Bernie; whaddya got for me? Huh...? Wayne's World 3? ... Oh, sure. Okay - what the hell; couldn't hurt my career any worse.... Title: Re: Hate Guru Post by: Javakoala on March 04, 2009, 11:06:15 PM (http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/06/20/movies/20guru600.jpg)
An elephant sex scene? Hmmmmm...I am intrigued. Tell me more. |