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I was surfing around on Yahoo! Answers (http://answers.yahoo.com/) the other day and some girl asked us guys what it felt like to get hit in the balls.
All the guys immediately started giving their opinions.  It was pretty funny!    :bouncegiggle:

I said something that went like this:

"The pain isn't just isolated to the balls.
It's a very sharp pain that instantly spreads from the genitals to the rest of the loins and on up to the stomach.
It feels like an instant debilitating sickness that makes you double over in pain. If it's bad enough, the pain will spread up to your throat and can make you gag.
I use the word "sickness" because that's what it feels like. It spreads throughout most of your body as if you were terribly sick.

Sometimes just getting slightly nicked in the junk can hurt worse than a full-on blow.

It's a very difficult pain to describe.
I have suffered other injuries in my lifetime and there is no pain like being nailed in the balls."

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How about you?
Ever been hit in the junk?
What happened?

How would you describe the pain?

You come up with the most messed up topics,Ash!  :bouncegiggle:

When I was a kid I was riding my bike up a steep hill. I was standing up and pedaling when my chain slipped and I fell on the cross bar right on my nards. So I fall off my bike and I'm lying in the middle of the road and a big farm truck hauling ear corn comes barrling over the top of the hill. It swerves to avoid hitting me. Scared the p**s outta me.  :buggedout:

I think you described it well Ash. I've had that happen a few times in my life from playing contact sports, summer jobs in construction, bar fights and accidents. Worst of these was when I was working with my father building a roof for a house. I slipped and fell on the rafters we were placing plywood on. Barfed my guts up cause of it and had to go to the hospital. While it didn't do any permenate damage, they were bruised and discolored for a couple of weeks.

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What is it about guys getting hit in the nuts that makes me laugh. Even when I get hit in the nuts, I can't help but laugh. Heck, I started laughing when I read the title of this thread. Something about it is just too funny to avoid laughing about.

When I was a kid I ran into something on my bike at high speed and bashed the twins pretty good. I've been kicked in the marbles quite a few times, that always sucks, but, I really can't describe the pain, Ash came pretty darn close though. Once I bashed myself pretty much full-force when a prybar I was using slipped, somehow got both of the twins, and put a big nasty bruise on the head of my hog. That one knocked the wind out of me.

Just to get a movie reference out of this, the funniest ball-shot I've seen in film is in "Kingpin" when Woody Harrelson takes a good kick from that chick. Nasty, but darn funny.

hammock rider-  best movie.  "that's kinda ..shut up.uuuh  asss"

It never really hurts in the balls.
It seems to hurt the bladder, like I need to take a massive leak. Followed by mild stomach ache.

In middle school the idiots in my class had this facination with whacking people in the balls.  One kid got me once but I swore revenge.  One day in gym class he was walking toward me and I took revenge.  He couldn't stand straight for the rest of the day.   :bouncegiggle:

But yeah, getting hit there not only hurts, but it hurts in a unique way.  One may end up puking and basically your legs kind of give out too.  This would be a proper time for a man to hold his canoogs no matter where he's at.

 
RC, I'm eating lunch and almost choked laughing so hard at this story. 

More of a burning cramp across the stomach for me. Worst time it's ever happened was when it got stamped on, whilst being....*cough*, you know....  :bluesad:

When I was in high school around freshmen year I was hanging with my friend whos a girl and I was bothering her . Just talking nonsense playing around. At one point we were passing a window a Boston Market with a big ass front window and she says "when see something funny?" my dumbass says yeah and she hits me in the balls. Not to hard but enough to have me holding and walking funny. Needless to say everyone was laughing in the place.

No, I don't know.
Must have either been really brutal sex or you were unconcious because you drank way too much the night before and someone wanted to wake you up.

I'm pretty sure he's talking about The little soldier standing at attention. . .

Yup.  :bluesad: In all honesty, he ain't that little. Oops! Too much info!  :buggedout:

Sorry, I thought you were referring to yourself as a whole, not just your penis.
Sadly, in my case, there isn't much there to damage :bluesad:



Oh, no!

I've said too much...

NSFW (langauge)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RdZZWnxyRE

I'd say you described it accurately.  Creeping sickness, wobbly kneed nausea...

Where do you get these photos?  :twirl:   

Although I can't confirm it, I think thats Ash in the mask.  :twirl:

Here you go, ghouk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9EgjFUggBQ

Laugh it up.  :teddyr:

If you're a guy and you've never been popped in the boys, you either don't have any or you've never used them.

I went to Google Images and typed in "kicked in the nuts" or something like that. (I forget)

This scene was another reason I posted this thread.  I just watched this movie a few days ago.  It says American Pie but it's actually American Wedding

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XChWSoPASs4
NSFW!!

Man, playing sports was the bane of my early testicular experience.

Mountain biking slipped off the pedal and, as I like to call it, 'ganked myself in the junk' quite badly.  The funny thing was it was a flat piece surface and I managed to stay on, so here I am tearing ass along a dirt road, screaming in pain, but not falling off the bike until I hopped off and stopped.

Other than that it was any number of sporting equipment/people's body parts.  Basketball was probably the worst of them, in that it pretty much winded me for a good few minutes.  The rest you could just shake off.

My friends have had a few stories regarding this in the bedroom, including a few missed thrusts which resulted in an almost serious injury when the lass was on top :buggedout:.  Another who accidentally kneed her boyfriends 'jellies' whilst trying to get in a better position.  Why my friends tell me this, I don't know, but it sure is funny to stir them about it.

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:

I always thought that getting hit in the cojones wasn't painful until I started playing cricket and got seriously struck in the balls by a fast ball. A cricket ball, that is. I was an idiot ~ part of your equipment in cricket is to wear a box or cup to protect your equipment and guess who wasn't wearing one?  :question:

All I can say is :buggedout:  :buggedout: and that it was days before the swelling went down and I was able to wear tight pants again.

I've gotten kicked in the jimmie a few times in my day.  I used to get there often when I would spar and it's not fun.  Even with a cup if the cup moves ever so slightly and you get hit, well lets just say that's about one of the few times that I went to the ground grabbing myself.

I've only tried to knee a guy once and he actually seemed to LIKE it!  Is that possible?  I swear I did it right!

Well, not to drag this thread further downhill into family-unfriendly territory, but perhaps you were a little high.

Or he was just a masochist.

When I was a kid, I was riding my bike down the street, not looking where I was going, and ran into the back of a parked car. I slid off the seat, along the crossbar and straight into the steering post. It was a ten-speed racer, so it had a high post with tiny bars set forward where they offered no protection.

It is a weird sensation. It's different from other injuries. More of a deep, dull ache, but very intense, and I agree, it does radiate into the lower abdomen. It stays for several minutes, and I'd swear it gets worse before it gets better.

Not good. It hurts. I got kicked there once on the school playground, when I was in the 7th grade, and I still remember it. That's how much it hurts.

I loved the skateboard clip.
Here's another:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M8xJgQvbvc

Watch this:  :buggedout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAMl4F49MXY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UknIpBG0YxY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHegV7jaY10&NR=1

Once of my favorites:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INkcWuzRGlo

just talking about it makes me hurt!

Damn, he got that guy in the nether-region.  Double pain there. 

Over the years I've taken some pretty good shots to the groin area and the pain has always seemed like this

Some nice "Amazing Colossal Man" parody in Ghouck's vid.