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Title: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Andrew on March 13, 2009, 11:26:48 PM
More March Martian Movie Madness!  The aliens appear to be from somewhere besides the fourth planet, and the vacuum cleaner never sucks a rug, but I must concede the "Over-Sexed" part.  An appliance that has any amount of intercourse is bucking the odds.

Click here to go to the Review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/oversexrug/)

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Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: BTM on March 14, 2009, 02:36:37 AM
>they are going to examine the hard drive, but the only thing they manage to recover is one of my reviews. Or, even
>worse, all of my reviews. That would be...horribly misleading.

Could be worse, they could find one full of Japanese tentacle porn. 

Wow, funny review as always.  I must admit, I feel strangely compelled to see this film just for it's sheer WTFness. 

BTW, no green text in this film?  Odd...



Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 14, 2009, 02:23:07 PM
I agree with BTM, there are worst things than an alien researcher finding Andrew's review of this film. Finding the review might actually put off the alien researcher from ever watching this film. What would be worse, is if the only thing the alien researcher found on earth, was this film. Then the aliens would think what this film showed was typical of human behavior on earth.

I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

And Andrew, where do you find these films?


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Andrew on March 14, 2009, 07:41:31 PM
I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

I remember that short story!  It was not on my mind when I wrote that part of the review, but I'll bet you that the memory influenced me thinking of the possibility. 

And Andrew, where do you find these films?

I think that Joe Bob Briggs can be credited for discovering "Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars."  It has been on my list for a while.  I even tried buying VHS copies a few times via Ebay, but the auctions eventually exceeded the budget I was willing to put forth for such a bottom-of-the-barrel film.  Fortunately, it popped out on DVD last year.

Could be worse, they could find one full of Japanese tentacle porn. 

Or almost anything by John Waters.  Yikes!


BTW, no green text in this film?  Odd...

The only breasts I remember are the clay alien's.  Rena wears some filmy stuff, but otherwise the title is the main titillation.





Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Cotexman on March 14, 2009, 08:44:58 PM
How about erotic fantasies between Martha Stewart, a glazed turkey, and Cthulhu?  :hot:


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: elDuendeVerde on March 14, 2009, 10:15:27 PM
Wow, somehow you always imagine to come up with movies that I've never even heard of.  After reading this review, I think that Casablanca may have some competition for best movie ever...


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: indianasmith on March 14, 2009, 11:50:27 PM
This film was beyond awful.  Puppet pee . . . ugh . . .  :thumbdown: :thumbdown: :buggedout:


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Ash on March 15, 2009, 03:28:09 AM
That clip you posted was hilarious Andrew!   :bouncegiggle:

This movie sounds absolutely awful.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Trevor on March 16, 2009, 04:09:30 AM
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Vernon - His kids died, his wife ran off with a Fuller Brush salesman, he lost his job and his house, he drank alien pee, and a bird pooped on his head. Why hasn't a country western singer written a song about this man?

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr: :thumbup:


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Bryan on March 16, 2009, 04:10:18 AM
Wow, Andrew you find some of the weirdest/greatest movies!  Let's just hope our future alien friends don't confuse this movie as a sex education movie.  This emoticon would sum up their thoughts:  :question:

Great review as always.  And Netflix actually has it!  Makes me wonder if some employees at Netflix look over my account and wonder just what the heck is this guy thinking?

That story about Disney and aliens sounds good, I'll have to try and find it somehow.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Cthulhu on March 16, 2009, 03:33:30 PM
"I often wonder about things that I shouldn't, like what Cthulhu would look like in a thong."
You're sick. You're sick!


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Flangepart on March 16, 2009, 06:03:07 PM
Sir, you are a very very sick puppy. A veritable Rotweiller of rancidness, a Doberman of the deplorable, and a beagle of the bonkers...good dog!
How you stay sane enough to write is simply amazing!...


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Andrew on March 16, 2009, 08:04:16 PM
This film was beyond awful.  Puppet pee . . . ugh . . . 

Ha!  See?  Another person has seen this movie!

Wow, Andrew you find some of the weirdest/greatest movies!  Let's just hope our future alien friends don't confuse this movie as a sex education movie.  

I was looking forward to posting this review, for the title alone.  One of these days I'm going to finish putting together some lists of outlandish movie titles, and this one has its place already reserved.

Perhaps it would be best if future civilizations or aliens never found anything to do with human sexuality.  I'm pretty sure that even the truth would cause quite a bit of confusion.

Sir, you are a very very sick puppy. A veritable Rotweiller of rancidness, a Doberman of the deplorable, and a beagle of the bonkers...good dog!
How you stay sane enough to write is simply amazing!...

Flange, old friend, quite a few of the people who listen to my stories about these movies would probably debate you about the "sane" part.  Most of them absolutely refuse to even watch stuff like "Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars" or "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death."


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Doggett on March 17, 2009, 11:57:51 AM
I wanna see this !!!!


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: indianasmith on March 17, 2009, 12:20:47 PM
I wanna see this !!!!

No, you don't.  Trust me.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Doggett on March 17, 2009, 01:00:25 PM
I wanna see this !!!!

No, you don't.  Trust me.

If I can get through Cathy's Curse I can get through this...


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Chris80 on March 22, 2009, 04:36:01 PM
"Wankers", "Sticky wicket"? Are you an English expatriot sir?





Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Earthbound_X on March 22, 2009, 05:00:31 PM
Dammit Andrew! Yet another movie you've reviewed that I just have to see!


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Andrew on March 22, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
"Wankers", "Sticky wicket"? Are you an English expatriot sir?

Born and raised in the U.S., but I was trying to channel some of her Majesty's finest for the review.  It has a strange British flavor to it.

Dammit Andrew! Yet another movie you've reviewed that I just have to see!

Ha! Ha! Ha!  My goal in life is to find weirdness to tantalize everyone who thinks that they've seen everything the bad movie world has to offer.  I've been immersed in it for years, and I still stumble across new wonders all the time.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Andrew (A Differnt One) on April 04, 2009, 12:27:31 AM
I am amazed that someone else saw this. I saw it thanks to Joe Bob Briggs sometime int he late 80's or early 90's, ironically around the same time I saw "Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death" (I also saw Joe Bob's release of one of the Chesty Morgan films at the same time.) I had forgotten all about it until now.  Well, mostly forgotten. Sometimes I recalled it and imagined it to be some sort of Nyquil fueled fever dream. At least now I have evidence it really existed.

I am not surprised that several bands were involved in putting it together, as it is similar in quality tot hat other band-made opus "Desperate Teenage Love Dolls".

One final thought. If you are putting together a list of absurd titles, "Hell Comes to Frogtown" must be included.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Brandon on May 18, 2009, 10:51:45 PM

 IF YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT EVEN WATCHING THIS MOVIE. DON'T. IT IS THE WORST MOVIE ON PLANET EARTH. WHAT A BAD BAD BAD MOVIE. CRAP. WASTE OF TIME: THE ALIENS ARE HORRIBLY ANIMATED, SOUND HORRIBLE, LOOK HORRIBLE. THE COVER SHOWS A GIANT VACUUM-MONSTER,.. NO VACUUM MONSTER IN THIS MOVIE. IT'S A VERY BIG LET-DOWN AND DURING SOME AREAS YOU JUST TELL YOURSELF THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, ..WHY AM I WATCHING THIS CRAP?? IT'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. I THINK THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE,.. IS THE COVER. THROW THE MOVIE AWAY AND JUNK IT.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Flu-Bird on August 09, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
Theres movies with even more crazy titles like THE INCREDIBLY STRANGE CREATURES WHO STOPPED LIVING AND BECAME MIXED UP ZOMBIES and FEARLESS VAMPIRE KILLERS OR PARDON ME BUT YOUR TEETH ARE IN MY NECK


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Ryan on September 28, 2009, 09:21:09 PM
I remember reading an article about "Mystery Science Theater 3000" many years ago, and they quoted this movie as an example of one that even they wouldn't touch....if a movie is bad to send even the MST3K crew running screaming from it, it HAS to suck.  I thought they were joking.  Silly me.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: Dave M on March 03, 2010, 10:56:13 PM
I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

History Lesson, by Arthur C. Clarke


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on March 12, 2010, 06:24:51 PM
I bring this up, because almost thirty years ago, I came across a short story, whose title and author I can no longer remember, but it was about an alien space ship that visited earth, after all of mankind was wiped out in the Great Freeze, and one of the few things they found was a reel of film, which they took back to their planet and watched. I remember the short story for two reasons: (1) The aliens based all their beliefs about earth life on this one reel of film, and (2) The reel of film was a Walt Disney cartoon.

History Lesson, by Arthur C. Clarke

Thank-you for that. No wonder I remember the story, even if I couldn't remember the title or the author. Arthur C. Clarke being one of the great sci fi writers. And it's nice to see that I'm not the only one who appreciates the early cartoons made by Walt Disney.


Title: Re: Over-Sexed Rugsuckers from Mars
Post by: swatmember on January 19, 2017, 10:45:42 PM
Hey,  I was in oversexedrugsuckers from mars. 

It was  almost all musicians and friends.  Done with a little 8mm camera.  I was a swatmember with the mullet, ha, and the cameraman with the afro, Also in the band that played for a few seconds,  Ray Zone Day.  The girl in movie that had the baby was our singer and the keyboard player wrote it and filmed, directed and acted in it.  You are right, it is long and pretty bad, with acouple funny spots if you know the people.  I believe it was bought by the japanese at a film festival.  Of course, we got zilch for the movie but it was fun running from the police because we did'nt have permits.  They take this very serious in L. A.

I just wanted to see if it ever got on the internet and to my surprise there it was.  If you want to see it go for it, you will be pleasently dissapointed.   When I want to torture my friends I say have I got a movie u gotta see and then grill them on if they liked it, haaa,  I,m still having fun with it.  I was hoping it would have been better, but, WTF.











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