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Title: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Torgo on March 16, 2009, 06:21:05 PM
A friend showed this to me over the weekend and it's one of the funniest and strangest things that I've seen in quite some time.  ENJOY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDiR7UxI8Ow


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 16, 2009, 11:03:51 PM
Gamera!  NOOOOO!


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Jack on March 17, 2009, 10:35:09 AM
He must have been wearing his beer glasses.


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Mr. DS on March 17, 2009, 07:13:47 PM
The shoe was very upset about the whole incident.  The turtle never called or wrote after it.   :bluesad:


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: ghouck on March 17, 2009, 10:34:01 PM
Obviously the turtle is a bit of a 'screamer'.


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: wickednick on March 19, 2009, 05:56:19 AM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on March 19, 2009, 10:30:24 AM
He must have been wearing his beer glasses.

Yeah, because that shoe was totally unattractive.



By the way, this is probably the best name for a forum thread ever.



Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 19, 2009, 09:39:00 PM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?

Maybe he was looking for a little tongue action?  :question:


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: Mr. DS on March 20, 2009, 11:09:25 AM
Wow, that turtle needs a girlfriend bad. I just wonder why a shoe? Of all the things to hump why would a turtle pick a shoe?

Maybe he was looking for a little tongue action?  :question:
That is awful Rev, in a wonderful, wonderful way.


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: WingedSerpent on March 20, 2009, 05:32:42 PM
So THAT"S where my sneakers went.


Title: Re: Turtle rapes shoe
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 02, 2009, 04:35:54 PM
Obviously the turtle is a bit of a 'screamer'.

Has anyone on this board actually seen two turtles mate? I've had that fortune or misfortune, while crusing the Caribbean, then taking an excursion to a small zoo on one of the islands.

And turtles do scream, while mating. At least the male does. Actually, seeing them mate reminded me alot of how some humans do it, or, so I've heard. The female just lies there and looks bored, while the male makes alot of sound, but doesn't do much.