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Title: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: sprite75 on March 27, 2009, 09:43:38 PM I came to find out this evening that Vince Shlomi - aKa Mr. ShamWow - had been arrested (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html) back in February for hitting a prostitute at a Miami hotel.
I guess not everyone loved his nuts. Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Ash on March 28, 2009, 01:35:08 AM I wonder if he used a ShamWow to clean up after he was done with her.
Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: meQal on March 28, 2009, 09:38:37 AM His mugshot witht he story looks like she used the Slap Chop on him.
Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Mr. DS on March 28, 2009, 11:12:11 AM I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes
Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Jack on March 28, 2009, 02:28:46 PM Aw man, that guy was like my hero :bluesad:
Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Mr. DS on March 28, 2009, 07:25:35 PM I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Allhallowsday on March 28, 2009, 09:36:41 PM I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny... LOL :bouncegiggle: Shamwow, i rember no shamwow...[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo[/url] Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: ghouck on March 29, 2009, 08:51:14 PM Quote Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Quote Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. Quote Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." OK, I see the problem, , he shorted her $70, , and that $70 was for the tongue-kissing. Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: ER on March 29, 2009, 09:57:29 PM Somewhere Hugh Grant is laughing about this.
Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Ash on March 30, 2009, 01:39:08 AM I almost bought a ShamWow the other day. I was grabbing a few items at Wal-Mart and while selecting a can of tuna, I saw the ShamWow on one of those impulse racks. Yes, for some reason, they had a small rack of them right next to the tuna. I picked one up, examined it and put it back. It's just me living here and I hardly ever spill anything, so I couldn't see paying $6.99 for a towel. The last thing spilled here at my apt. was an entire beer. One of my friends was pretty hammered and knocked it over. We sopped it up with a dirty bathroom towel I fished out of the clothes hamper. :tongueout: Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: sprite75 on March 31, 2009, 01:46:56 AM I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow! Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on March 31, 2009, 08:59:41 AM I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow! (speaking way too loud and way too excitedly): Hi! I'm Billy Mays! And now, with the fifty dollars I have in my pocket, you too can get paid big money to knock my junk around! Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: asimpson2006 on March 31, 2009, 02:02:17 PM I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow! (speaking way too loud and way too excitedly): Hi! I'm Billy Mays! And now, with the fifty dollars I have in my pocket, you too can get paid big money to knock my junk around! If that was the case, he would also try and ponder some Oxi Clean to her after wards for the sole purpose of having the sheet be cleaned of his semen stains. Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: Paquita on March 31, 2009, 02:24:46 PM I can't say that I'm surprised. I doubt it will harm his reputation as a snarky butthole.
He's 44? That's shocking! I thought he was at least in his early 30s. He should be doing infomercials for make-up now. I found this guy's take on ShamWow pretty funny... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uONnbrD59Lo[/url] Thanks. I've been watching this kid's vidoes for an hour now. I hate working from home. Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: ghouck on April 03, 2009, 09:31:25 PM Somewhere Hugh Grant is laughing about this. I'm picturing Eddie Murphy: "Mine might have been a man but at least I didn't kiss the B!tch. . " Title: Re: ShamWow Guy busted after fight with hooker Post by: AndyC on April 06, 2009, 02:59:05 PM I'm saddened it wasn't Billy Mayes Well if it was Mr. Mays taking a prostitute back to his room (I know, a real appealing mental image) he could've given the prostitute a real nice orange glow! (speaking way too loud and way too excitedly): Hi! I'm Billy Mays! And now, with the fifty dollars I have in my pocket, you too can get paid big money to knock my junk around! Don't be silly. Billy Mays doesn't have to pay for sex. Come on. It's BILLY MAYS for God's sake. But seriously, I'm troubled by this. The ShamWow guy. How can an infomercial pitchman sink so low? Where are the kids going to find their heroes now? |