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Title: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Ash on April 02, 2009, 05:19:19 PM What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object? (http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9617/rikerlaughingmasks.jpg) (http://img49.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rikerlaughingmasks.jpg) Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: zombie no.one on April 02, 2009, 05:43:14 PM "...before I left, the people of Xanthia presented me with this miniature statue of myself...there's a few things I'd change, but at least they got my head right."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: ChuckSplatt on April 02, 2009, 06:31:22 PM I practice speeches to my large chess pawn.
What's so funny, Riker? Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: sideorderofninjas on April 02, 2009, 10:12:25 PM Number One, this is an ancient statue to honor the great Kojak who continually asked "Who loves you, baby?"
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: sprite75 on April 03, 2009, 12:24:41 AM Picard: Legend says that contained within this object is a formula for an aphrodisiac that makes sex a trillion times better for both men and women. Supposedly the trick is figuring out how to open this object without damaging the data crystal contained within.
Riker: So I suppose smashing it open is out of the question? Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: NelsonRage on April 03, 2009, 01:36:35 AM Picard: " Sometimes when I get lonely Riker, I light some candles, set this massager to stun and need I say it boldly goes where no man has gone before?"
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: AndyC on April 03, 2009, 04:46:42 AM "I appreciate the gift, Will, but you know I don't wear as much cologne as you do. How am I ever going to use all this?"
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: meQal on April 03, 2009, 06:16:52 AM "I think our Rice Crispy Squares have began to turn on us."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Jack on April 03, 2009, 07:05:58 AM Picard: "The squares represent the robotic nature of the physical, while the sphere represents the mental side, the complex, the..."
Riker: "You really need to get laid." Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Flangepart on April 03, 2009, 05:45:31 PM What could Picard be saying to Riker about his mysterious object? Boy, when you find out how many different shapes there are for phallic symbols...([url]http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9617/rikerlaughingmasks.jpg[/url]) ([url]http://img49.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rikerlaughingmasks.jpg[/url]) Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: JJ80 on April 04, 2009, 04:25:16 PM "Excellent, Number One, this will look splendid in the on-board garden!"
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 07:35:26 AM "You'd think with all the technology at our disposal, someone would be able to design a more sleek and compact mobile phone."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: AndyC on April 05, 2009, 10:24:27 PM "It was an interesting shore leave Number One, save for one small misunderstanding. But thanks to the highly skilled proctologists of Beta IV, I'm alive and I have this souvenir."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Dr. Whom on April 10, 2009, 05:41:21 AM This is amazing, Riker. I never realised that on Megadon-5, toilet paper comes in cubes.
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Pennywise on April 13, 2009, 03:59:36 AM "Alright, Riker, I've brought the modeling clay so I can strip nude for you to sculpt me. That's the last time I lose a bet to you..."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: SynapticBoomstick on April 14, 2009, 03:29:29 PM "I know it's the thought that counts, Number 1, but I have to wonder if any thought was invovled in this..."
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: Mr. DS on April 15, 2009, 08:05:17 AM What amazing things we have found in Mr. Sulu's time capsule.
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2009, 04:25:04 PM (http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9617/rikerlaughingmasks.jpg)
"I've never understood novelty gifts, Number One. How is this a Klingon rolling pin?" Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: paula on September 30, 2009, 03:26:25 AM Picard: "No, no, with the right angle, it fits fine."
Riker: "You don't say....." Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: whitelion43 on October 21, 2009, 06:10:19 PM Picard: Let me read translate this inscription Will. Hmmm There was this man from Nantuckette......
Title: Re: Picard's Mysterious Object Post by: retrorussell on October 25, 2009, 05:18:46 AM Number one, could you stick this where I go number two?
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