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This shenanigans is going on just a couple of miles from me:

http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10114287 (http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=10114287)

I can't for the life of me figure out what kind of bizarre sex act involves setting each other on fire . . .
unless the bizarre sex act is setting each other on fire.

Any of you deviants in the know about this one? 

:hot::buggedout:

Torchalizing?  Sure, it's pretty common out here.  You usually don't get in trouble unless the emu knocks over the coleman lantern, and the nun's habit is flammable.  Could be too much Crisco & goose feathers that causes the problem, too.  Lotsa ways to hurt yourself torchalizing!

Sometimes women just spontaneously combust during sex, it's not as uncommon as you might think  :teddyr:

I just keep hearing her say, "I'm so hot for you!"

I've had it happen to me.

'Course, it might help if I didn't have a flamethrower in place of a tallywhacker.

It's like the burning sensation of VD, times a billion. . .

Makes it hard to have a second date, though.

Sounds like pyromania which is sometimes classified as a fetish.   :bluesad:

it's possible. some people are into that hot wax thing and when you have a burning flame and possible petrolum jelly's...lol

Geez... I didn't know that sex could be this dangerous for you outside of those sexually transmitted diseases.

So THAT'S what they mean when they say a woman is "Smoking Hot!!!"

I've always been an open-minded person and my freak side comes out from time to time, however i've never set anyone on fire... i did know a guy though that had a fetish with cigarette burns, which actually isn't that uncommon.

I heard the guy wanted to go down in fire. 

I hear ya. You gotta be real careful regarding the contents on any lubricants, make-up, or costumes you're wearing, and NEVER do it when there's hard alcohol involved. People would be surprised how hot real hog fat can burn once it gets going, then the damn thing always runs around setting EVERYTHING ablaze. Did it once after a Halloween party where I went as Rosie O'Donell, but with her face on my butt and vice-versa (less make-up that way). Anyways, I still have the scars from where the make-up got baked into my skin.

I was in an adult bookstore awhile back and there was sign behind the counter that was proclaiming a recall on a certain brand of condoms ( i can't remember which brand now) due to being highly flamable. My question is, how did they come to this conclusion? Anytime there is a recall on a product (other than food or baby items like car seats) it is usually due to some kind of random act that could qualify for a Darwin award. So, how do you become aware that your condom is flamable?

 :buggedout: :bouncegiggle:  :teddyr:

If your condom bursts into flames during sex, then you are either really, really good at it, , , or really, really BAD at it.

That's what I was thinking. Maybe he was dripping hot wax on her - with one of these:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3299/3419228490_44e20e481b.jpg?v=0)

I think they're just lucky the fire mishap ended their fun before he brought out the specially modified sabre saw. :teddyr:

INTERVIEWER: Miss West, do you smoke after sex?
MAE WEST: I don't know, I never looked.