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Title: Happy Hour Post by: meQal on April 03, 2009, 07:33:09 AM (http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/19826f928b42b3d709699d9c8af0fc51a17e28e9.jpg) So come on down to the First Baptist Bar and Grill! Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: Sister Grace on April 03, 2009, 07:44:28 AM Since the lack of participation in the AA meetings, the church was forced to form another community outreach program...
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: NelsonRage on April 03, 2009, 06:49:33 PM On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers.
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: Nukie 2 on April 03, 2009, 06:52:24 PM Jesus is back; with his wine trick, at last!
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: JJ80 on April 04, 2009, 04:20:03 PM Looks like a front for a moonshining operation!
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: AndyC on April 04, 2009, 07:41:42 PM "Tonight's top story, a local church is demolished by an angry mob of transients who misinterpreted this clever sign."
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: zombie no.one on April 04, 2009, 07:58:11 PM holy communion? we stocked up on JD...blood of christ, yo
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: asimpson2006 on April 06, 2009, 08:00:37 AM The church's new way of increasing membership through liquor.
or Professor in seminar school: Now students please look at this example of how you can use vices to bring people into the god's place of worship. Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: Sister Grace on April 09, 2009, 06:09:22 PM "Entrapment!!"
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: Pennywise on April 13, 2009, 04:04:17 AM After the pancake breakfast, they'll have to get a bunch of designated drivers.
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: Mr. DS on April 14, 2009, 12:05:39 PM "Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest"
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: AndyC on April 15, 2009, 04:15:45 PM All you can drink, but NO DANCING!
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: MilkManPictures on April 15, 2009, 04:25:16 PM Look on the bright side... atleast they won't card you. :wink:
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: NelsonRage on December 07, 2011, 09:18:51 PM On Friday we have Sacramental wine jello shots and get in free after 9pm with your own wacky pope hat! Saturday is a wet clergy robe contest and 50 cent communion wafers. 50 cent buffalo flavored communion wafers even - mmmmmmmm! Mild, Hellfire or Holy Toledo! Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: The Burgomaster on December 08, 2011, 05:11:13 PM Come early! The Hooters girls will be giving out t-shirts to the first 50 customers!
Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: El Misfit on December 08, 2011, 07:56:28 PM (http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/19826f928b42b3d709699d9c8af0fc51a17e28e9.jpg)
yeah, this looks legit- NOT!!! Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: sprite75 on December 08, 2011, 11:26:46 PM (http://images.yuku.com/image/pjpeg/19826f928b42b3d709699d9c8af0fc51a17e28e9.jpg)
Et cum spiritu tuo. Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: sprite75 on December 10, 2011, 11:16:20 PM "Tommorow...Nun Wet T-Shirt Contest" Followed by the wet alb contest! Title: Re: Happy Hour Post by: JayJayM12 on January 17, 2012, 02:34:15 PM So THAT'S how they convinced my dad to start going to church...
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