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Title: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doggett on April 04, 2009, 10:26:40 AM
Adam Sandler in ever film he's in
Tom Jane in the Mist just so he can put himself out of his misery. Man, I bet he regrets doing that  :wink:
Audrey and Seymore, they originaly died so why couldn't they keep that ending !


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: ghouck on April 04, 2009, 10:31:46 AM
Raven in "Streets of Fire"


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Jack on April 04, 2009, 11:03:51 AM
The comedy relief guy in Anacondas - Hunt for the Blood Orchid.  It was a horrible movie, and then to make it even worse, the most annoying character appears to die, but lives.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 04, 2009, 11:08:14 AM
Jar Jar Binks.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 04, 2009, 12:04:29 PM
The doctor hoping to bang the nurse in Scarecrow Slayer. YOU LET TONY TODD DIE!
>:(

Nurse Simms in Nightmare on Elm Street 3, but alas, Freddy only kills kids :lookingup:

Oh, and @ Circus:
http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/ (http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/) You are not alone ;)


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: ghouck on April 04, 2009, 12:40:19 PM

Oh, and @ Circus:
[url]http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/[/url] ([url]http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/[/url]) You are not alone ;)


There's actually something one the 'net called "The Phantom Edit", which is Episode 1 with all the JJB parts edited out. I've not watched it, but they say it doesn't interfere with the storyline at all.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: BakuryuuTyranno on April 04, 2009, 04:24:04 PM
Th seemingly-expendable second teenage girl in Snakehead Terror. She did nothing but whin e the whole time and one of the presumably dead guys just happened to wash up on the island, injured, then die again.

The worst part is I think that guy's second death was originally meant to be the girl's death, but they decided to spare her. My reasoning for this is that he somehow reached an island while injured faster than a boat could.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Javakoala on April 04, 2009, 06:56:14 PM
Dracula.  The bunghole just keeps coming back no matter WHAT they do to him.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Mr. DS on April 04, 2009, 08:36:06 PM

Oh, and @ Circus:
[url]http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/[/url] ([url]http://www.moviedeaths.com/star_wars_episode_i_:_the_phantom_menace/jar_jar_binks/[/url]) You are not alone ;)


There's actually something one the 'net called "The Phantom Edit", which is Episode 1 with all the JJB parts edited out. I've not watched it, but they say it doesn't interfere with the storyline at all.

I've seen a Phantom Edit once on Youtube and its great.  It actually makes TPM tolerable.  And by the way, ditto what Circus said.  I'll also add in Wicket The Ewok and the rest of his kin. 


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: indianasmith on April 04, 2009, 09:25:54 PM
Cera, the annoying little girl Triceratops in the LAND BEFORE TIME series.  There were times, when my kids were little, that I would have PAID the producers of that endless animated grown-up torturing franchise to have her eaten by a T-Rex!  Oh, excuse me, a "Sharp-Tooth"!!!


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: D-Man on April 04, 2009, 10:31:02 PM
Ahhhhh yes...the Land Before time sequels, that took all my fond memories of the original as a child, and collectively p**sed all over them. 

A friend and I once fantasized our own sequel, where they're about to sing one of those damn songs, when suddenly a hole in time opens up and Rambo (2008 incarnation) runs in with that 50 caliber machine gun on the truck, and starts massacring everyone, like he did to those Burmese oppressors.  We called it "The Land Before Time: Dinosaur Barbecue."

Anyway, back on subject.  I wish they'd just kill off Lex Luthor in the Superman movies, so that we can give our guy a fresh enemy to fight.

 


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Wag on April 05, 2009, 04:52:36 AM
Leo Getts in Die Hard or Lethal Weapon or whatever he was in - not a fan of either of those but I remember him making me really angry every time he opened his mouth.

Television-wise, Neelix in Star Trek: Voyager.

Add me to the Jar Jar Binks list too  :teddyr:



Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 05, 2009, 10:36:10 AM
Leo Getts in Die Hard or Lethal Weapon or whatever he was in - not a fan of either of those but I remember him making me really angry every time he opened his mouth.
That would be Lethal Weapon 2+. I honestly thought that annoying as he was, it did really keep you thinking whether he would live as annoying comic relief, or end up slaughtered in the back of a trunk as annoying comic relief. Actually I thought the characters put LW2 ahead of the original.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Dr. Whom on April 07, 2009, 04:34:22 AM
The entire cast of Dungeons and Dragons

And Jar-Jar Binks, of course


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Mr. DS on April 07, 2009, 11:41:35 AM
I'll add in Ron Weasley in Harry Potter. 

Also, Casper Van Dien's character in Modern Vampires and especially his girlfriend in the movie.  I'm tired of vampires, minus Blade, being the good guys in general.  It would be nice to see all the Twilight characters killed off in a mass vampire holocaust.



Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doggett on April 07, 2009, 12:19:08 PM
I'll add in Ron Weasley in Harry Potter. 




 :bouncegiggle:

Karma heading your way !


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: metalmonster on April 07, 2009, 02:11:10 PM
Everyone In The Movie NEAR DARK

Not One Single Character In This Movie Was The Least Bit Likeable


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doggett on April 07, 2009, 02:15:16 PM
Everyone In The Movie NEAR DARK

Not One Single Character In This Movie Was The Least Bit Likeable

Totally !

The Kirby's in Jurassic Park III


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: schmendrik on April 07, 2009, 03:44:08 PM
Mr. Potter in IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE. And that annoying little kid Zuzu.

Speaking of annoying little kids, I'll nominate every character Tina Majorino ever played when she was little and obviously considered to be the cutest little thing on two feet. I cheered when Kevin Costner threw her overboard in WATERWORLD. Unfortunately she was rescued.

She grew up OK though. She actually was cute in NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 07, 2009, 03:46:32 PM
Everyone In The Movie NEAR DARK

Not One Single Character In This Movie Was The Least Bit Likeable

What! Dude.... :bluesad:

Severen kicked ass!


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: StatCat on April 08, 2009, 12:48:50 AM
the kid Richie from the slasher flick Madman- one of the dumbest sons of b***hes ever in a horror movie and he lives!  He's the reason everybody gets murdered but yet he lives! :buggedout:


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: skuts on April 08, 2009, 02:04:54 PM
The obnoxious little brat in the remake of Day the Earth Stood Still. I wanted him dead after  the first five minutes. He should have been eaten slowly by nano-bots.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Jim H on April 08, 2009, 02:18:26 PM
The girl who runs away with the truck in Feast.  And in Feast 2.  Yeah. 

The "teenage" girl in the Dawn of the Dead remake. 

Both lead characters in Underworld.  I would have preferred the movie be about any of the side characters.

The lead guy in Lost Boys 2.  The film should have focused on the Frog brothers.

Ginger Snaps: Unleashed.  The little girl who wants a pet werewolf.  Hated her character from beginning to end.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Wag on April 08, 2009, 03:00:49 PM

Both lead characters in Underworld.  I would have preferred the movie be about any of the side characters.


Ha ha. That's really funny.  :bouncegiggle:

What? You're serious? Awww.  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Jim H on April 09, 2009, 02:42:06 PM
Ooh.  I thought of the ultimate one.  Gwyneth Paltrow in Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow.  She's probably the most unlikeable character I've ever seen.  Her stupidity and selfishness almost causes the destruction of all life on Earth, and we're supposed to like her?


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doggett on April 09, 2009, 05:02:23 PM
Peter Parker and MJ in the Spider-Man films.
Soppy, girly, losers, do the world a favour and don't bother saving MJ the next time she gets caught. Her repeated capture is Nature's way of saying she should die. Parker is a cringe worthy character !!


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: InformationGeek on April 09, 2009, 05:08:05 PM
Max Marsh from DOA: Dead or Alive.  I didn't like that guy at all and I'm surprised he even survived, though not many people did die in the movie, though the movie did provide many openings for him to get killed.  I swear, Christine should have killed him after he openingly admitted to ratting her out to the police, but since the movie had no logic, they ended up sleeping together and continued to work together!  URGH!


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: metalmonster on April 09, 2009, 07:50:09 PM
Busta Rhymes In The Movie HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION

Who's F**ked Up Idea Was It To Have Him As The Hero Of This Turd Of A Movie?


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: InformationGeek on April 09, 2009, 07:58:49 PM
Wait!  I got a new one all of a sudden!  Mr. Freeze, Robin, and Posion Ivy from Batman & Robin should have all died!  Mr. Freeze was constantly pulling out lame oneliners about ice, Robin constantly complained and moaned, and Posion Ivy was just unlikable throughout the movie (Though how she became Ivy was kind of cool.).  I know it is a kids flick in some what, but I wanted them gone!!!


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 10, 2009, 09:19:32 AM
Wait!  I got a new one all of a sudden!  Mr. Freeze, Robin, and Posion Ivy from Batman & Robin should have all died!  Mr. Freeze was constantly pulling out lame oneliners about ice, Robin constantly complained and moaned, and Posion Ivy was just unlikable throughout the movie (Though how she became Ivy was kind of cool.).  I know it is a kids flick in some what, but I wanted them gone!!!

Woah, Bat-clooney should have died too!  :hatred:


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Wag on April 10, 2009, 03:38:08 PM
Wait!  I got a new one all of a sudden!  Mr. Freeze, Robin, and Posion Ivy from Batman & Robin should have all died!  Mr. Freeze was constantly pulling out lame oneliners about ice, Robin constantly complained and moaned, and Posion Ivy was just unlikable throughout the movie (Though how she became Ivy was kind of cool.).  I know it is a kids flick in some what, but I wanted them gone!!!

Woah, Bat-clooney should have died too!  :hatred:

If they'd have killed off that Joel Schumacher character first of all, then that would have solved a few bat-problems.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 10, 2009, 03:59:30 PM
Busta Rhymes In The Movie HALLOWEEN RESURRECTION

Who's F**ked Up Idea Was It To Have Him As The Hero Of This Turd Of A Movie?
Yeah... lookin' a little crispy there Mikey. I hope you NEVER rest in peace! ...Michael Myers is not a sound-byte, not a spin-off, a tie-in or a celebrity scandal. Michael Myers is a HUNGRY SHARK WEARING BAGGY-ASS OVERALLS.

One of the great monologues of the '00s. :)


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: bladerunnerblues on April 24, 2009, 02:25:33 AM
every one in Less Than Zero,except for maybe the actress whose name escapes me now..Carmella on the Sopranos.


Title: Re: Characters who didn't die...but you wish they did. SPOILERS
Post by: Warp Ninja X on April 25, 2009, 12:06:07 AM
I second the killing of the three annoying so called tough girls at the end of Death Proof I remember watching it in the theaters when it came out. They really got on my nerves just like Jungle Julie in the first part. Now it comes on every cable movie channel to get me mad on what why these morons survived the car crash.