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Title: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Ash on April 10, 2009, 01:00:31 AM
So I'm sitting here watching the newer version of Funny Games (http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080313/REVIEWS/679566521/1023) and watching these people being tortured and murdered and I'm wondering what their last words will be.
Unfortunately, they really don't give any. (except for the wife)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec-70W_K77U

But it got me thinking...

What if you were in a situation where you have been subjected to sadistic torture and you know that the people doing it to you are going to kill you?
There's no talking your way out of it. 
There is no bargaining.
There is no escape.
These people are going to put a gruesome end to your time here on earth.

What do you say to them before they kill you?

Do you pray like the woman in Funny Games did?
Do you curse your captors?
Or do you say nothing...?





(By the way, the movie sucked   :thumbdown:)


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: RCMerchant on April 10, 2009, 02:19:45 AM
My last words?
"F^ck you! a***ole! I'm going to come back and haunt and KILL YOU! AND YOUR FAMILY! I WILL F&CK YOUR MOTHER'S CORPSE!"

Or something along that nature.

And I would too! Come back from the grave,that is. I'm sure of it.  :smile:

Like Barbra Steele!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-175-1-1.jpg)


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Cthulhu on April 10, 2009, 04:30:39 AM
Muddy Grimmes: You got any last words before I kill you?
Butt-head: I have a couple. Butt cheeks.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. And, uh, and boobs. I just wanna say that again. Boobs.
Muddy Grimmes: I'm gonna blow you both to hell, that's what I'm gonna do!
Butt-head: Cool.

When I read your post, I immediately thought of Beavis and Butt-head do America. :lookingup:

UPDATE: horrible grammar fixed.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Wag on April 10, 2009, 04:55:06 AM
I would reveal that I feel at best indifferent to most of the people in my life, at worst my feelings would get me barred from this forum if I were to type them, and that only a handful (maybe six or seven) actually mean something to me and are important to me.

Unless all of the people in my life were there though at the final moment, then that would be rather pointless and self-indulgent. Still, if you cant be pointless and self-indulgent on the brink of death, when can you be?


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Ash on April 10, 2009, 05:07:14 AM
I would reveal that I feel at best indifferent to most of the people in my life,

Waq, what I've quoted above is all you would've gotten out before they killed you. 
(shot you through the side of the head and left you there)

Surely you can come up with something better.

Someone's got a gun to your f***ing head and you know they're gonna kill you! 
What will your last words be?


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 10, 2009, 05:29:26 AM
"I'm back, babe.  They didn't have any Cranberry Mike's."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Wag on April 10, 2009, 05:30:31 AM

Surely you can come up with something better.

Someone's got a gun to your f***ing head and you know they're gonna kill you! 
What will your last words be?

I figured they'd have given me the chance to say my last words so would have let me ramble - maybe they'd even record it for others to hear.

If I have literally three or four seconds to say something, then I dunno, cos I always think of the best things to say after the event, of course by which time it really would be too late. Maybe I need to give it some thought so I am not caught unprepared?

Or, I'd say my favourite line of Star Trek dialogue: -

"get that cheese to sickbay."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: indianasmith on April 10, 2009, 08:55:54 AM
I would just laugh at them, and keep laughing until I was silenced.

I don't fear a free trip to heaven.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 10, 2009, 09:45:02 AM
"tinto brass MUST collaborate with Jennifer Lopez"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 10, 2009, 09:50:40 AM
What about the child and the fish?


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: The Burgomaster on April 10, 2009, 10:13:55 AM
My last words would be:

"No!  No!  Please don't kill me!  Please!  (*sob*) (*sob*) . . . "


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on April 10, 2009, 10:17:25 AM
You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 10, 2009, 10:18:16 AM
You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!

Yeah they will, 'cause you'll be dead.  :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on April 10, 2009, 10:47:54 AM
You may take my freedom, you may take my life...but you'll never take my Elvira DVDs !!!!

Yeah they will, 'cause you'll be dead.  :bouncegiggle:

I would've have hidden' 'em !!!
Y'know, before they brutally murdered me !
:teddyr:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ghouck on April 10, 2009, 12:56:59 PM
Last word: Tubalcain. . .


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doc Daneeka on April 10, 2009, 01:13:36 PM
Tell my brother the cop... my half of the gold is buried at-- *Pretend to die early*


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Saucerman on April 10, 2009, 04:16:08 PM
"So it goes."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: lester1/2jr on April 10, 2009, 04:46:51 PM
"Im not Rappaport!"

haha  I don'teven know what that is


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: JJ80 on April 10, 2009, 06:21:24 PM
"What a lovely world, shame about some of the people in it!"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 10, 2009, 08:03:37 PM
"Either these tortures go, or I do!"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Jack on April 11, 2009, 07:28:31 AM
If someone's going to kill me, I'm not going to say anythign to him.  The guy's obviously a dickhead.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ER on April 12, 2009, 12:49:04 AM
"Dude, look, I suffered through thirteen years of Catholic school and a boyfriend from Texas. You really think this scares me? And by the way, your mother dresses you like a girl."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Fausto on April 12, 2009, 08:00:02 AM
"With my last breath, I curse you, and every member of your family, from generation to generation. You will suffer, as you made others suffer, along with your children, and your children's children!" (Makes the sign of the pentegram) "Nemo me impune lassceit....." (gunshot) "............"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: frank on April 15, 2009, 07:58:31 AM


"Rosebud...."


However, as Jack is probably right in describing such people as socially not acceptable, they would maybe not appreciate a homage to a classic movie. Something more direct and, yes, offensive would have to do.



Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: dean on April 15, 2009, 09:28:17 AM

I'm generally not the talking type so I can't imagine I'd say anything profound.  Profane maybe, but certainly not eloquent or particularly memorable.

I must say however as last words go, I'm pretty fond of Australian folk hero Ned Kelly's last words before he was strung up and hung for being a good for nothing Bushranger:

His last words were 'Such Is Life'.



Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: WingedSerpent on April 15, 2009, 06:20:49 PM
He sent you, huh?  I should have know he'd to too chicken s#&t to come here and do the job himself!


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: MilkManPictures on April 15, 2009, 06:23:10 PM
Huh... I thought you'd be taller...


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ER on April 15, 2009, 06:53:49 PM
"...and tomorrow I'll tell you how THAT story ends..."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Trevor on April 17, 2009, 01:36:09 AM
I'd use Chuck Norris' great line from The Hitman (1991):

"I'm not afraid to die. Are you?"

The rest of that scene is also quite funny.

Iranian thug: [after being asked that question] "No. Allah protects us."
Chuck Norris: [grins] "Then this shouldn't hurt." [slams thug's head into the table]

 :teddyr:



Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on May 02, 2009, 12:58:17 PM
You mean after I stop screaming, because I'm sensitive to pain. "Get that leaf off of my toe!"

Oh, probably something like: "Ah, s@@@!" or "F### you!" or something similiar. But, that didn't sound right, so . . .

I took a look at some of my favorite fictional characters from TV and films and saw what they had to say, but . . .

1 was unexpected.
1 was expected, but too quick.
1 was unseen.
1 was underwater, so we never heard what he said.
1 was paralyzed by a bite to his nether regions, so he couldn't speak
1 was in so much pain, he was gasping, so he couldn't speak
And somehow: "They unhooked your lifeline!" doesn't cut it, so . . .

I took at some of the best (IMHO) words ever written by fiction writers on the subject of death.

"No man can die twice--and no man can avoid dying once."

"Dying isn't something to be afraid of. The world and our experiences in it are not so precious, that we should be afraid to die."

All in all, as the barbarian said: "It's a good day to die!"

"Fight well." He said to him, and from the tone, he understood the further implications: "Die well."

"Next time, listen to old soldiers' stories." she said, victoriously. "Never give up. Never give up, till you're dead. Never give up and die. Don't go peacefully. Make 'em come and get ya!"

"I'm done being scared," he said.

Or, if that is too fictional for you then seek out "Dictionary of Last Words" by Edward S, LeGoen or "Famous Last Words" by Barnaby Conrad, but as those are most likely o.p. and hard to find, you might see "Brewer's Dictionary of Phrase and Fable," which has a shorter list of such.

Some are humourous. Some are pensive. And some are thoughtful, but they are all from people who had everything they ever wanted in the past and could have everything they wanted in the future, but were willing to trade all for a chance at a better life in the hereafter.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on May 02, 2009, 01:01:41 PM
"Tell Circus all he has to do to get back to the 80's is - EEAARRGGHHHHHH.............."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Javakoala on May 02, 2009, 01:30:11 PM
"But I have dinner cooking in the slow cooker...on High."

or

"You know, this didn't work the last eight times. What makes you think you can take down El Gato this time, fool."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: AnubisVonMojo on May 10, 2009, 09:12:53 PM
"Kiss my black ass..." :tongueout:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ghouck on May 10, 2009, 11:15:41 PM
"Kill, me, torture me, whatever you want, but it will NOT change the fact that I boned your mom. Yep, quite the tramp she is, just ask any man, or most women, some farm animals, the aliens in area 51, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, King King, the ancient Egyptians, that giant oak tree in your front yard. . . "


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ChuckSplatt on May 11, 2009, 01:55:04 AM
Funny Games was REALLY good.
They did a good job making you want to BEAT the head yuppie beyond recognition.

Prey they don't come to my home to suck on my shotgun.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on May 11, 2009, 05:50:27 AM
Tell Circus, ghouck, JJ80, The Darksider and the Rev that I love them...not in a gay way or anything...platonic man love...


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on May 11, 2009, 01:15:42 PM
Tell Circus, ghouck, JJ80, The Darksider and the Rev *that I love them...not in a gay way or anything...platonic man love...

*...and RC :wink:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doc Daneeka on May 11, 2009, 08:50:34 PM
"Oh.... Oh.... Oh, Doggett... Why did you never return my feelings... I-- AAAAARGH!!! *splat*" :bluesad:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ZorakTheMusician on May 11, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
Killer: Anything to say?
Me: "...Groovy"
*Splat*


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Doggett on May 12, 2009, 07:01:21 AM
"Oh.... Oh.... Oh, Doggett... Why did you never return my feelings... I-- AAAAARGH!!! *splat*" :bluesad:


 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: wickednick on May 15, 2009, 08:41:43 AM
Your going to think of me the next time you have sex

Go ahead the heart monitor in my chest will detect that I am dead, triggering the explosives planted in the house

You have the safety on





Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Saucerman on May 15, 2009, 10:13:34 AM
Grab the killer by the collar and rasp, "Avenge me!" before dying. 


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 16, 2009, 09:14:18 AM
"Everybody Wang Chung Tonight"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: ER on May 20, 2009, 01:17:20 AM
"It is so rape if they're dead."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: El Misfit on March 24, 2010, 09:59:20 PM
"You know what, I will EMBRACE death, I'm not afraid to met him and live in Hell! oh yeah, here's the real reason why the don sent you- the don has also put a hit on you! HAHAHAHA, i need a Nos now."


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: indianasmith on March 24, 2010, 10:51:56 PM
"I forgive you.  But will God?"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: retrorussell on March 24, 2010, 11:25:02 PM
(to killer): I leave you.. with something.. to remember me by..
(pees on killer)


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: joejoeherron on March 25, 2010, 03:39:38 AM
"huh, wonder how this happened"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Skull on March 25, 2010, 07:23:52 AM


But it got me thinking...

What if you were in a situation where you have been subjected to sadistic torture and you know that the people doing it to you are going to kill you?




My last words would be so profound and graphic that I'll be baned from the internet... So its best that I dont say...  :wink:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Newt on March 25, 2010, 09:13:09 AM
I have always thought that If I see it coming, regardless of circumstances, chances are I will be very unoriginal and simply channel HellBoy:

"Oh crap"


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Vik on April 04, 2010, 08:33:27 PM
I'd probably yell somthing like " SUCK MY C**CK "  :lookingup:


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Psycho Circus on April 05, 2010, 05:36:20 AM
I shall forever haunt your urethra.


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: jimmybob on April 05, 2010, 07:16:53 PM
I'd tell him a scary story so he has nightmares for the rest of his life.

-Jimmybob


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: eli2plax on April 07, 2010, 07:57:01 AM
I CURSE YOU!!!! You will see this face everyday until the day you die!!! *while pointing at my face*


Title: Re: Last Words (You're Going To Be Murdered)
Post by: Tyler on April 08, 2010, 08:17:07 AM
I would probably say something like "Tell my wife.. That dinner's in the fridge, heat it to 30° for 10 minutes".