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Title: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on May 07, 2009, 01:10:45 AM
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Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm sorry I walked in on you like that before.  I had no idea you would be busy.  Next time I'll remember to knock.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 07, 2009, 01:24:33 AM
"It feels weird sleeping in a separate bed, Bert."


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: RCMerchant on May 07, 2009, 07:09:45 AM
Bert...I...I ....have to tell you the truth. There's another man. The Swedish Cheif.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Mr. DS on May 07, 2009, 08:37:35 AM
Bert...I'm sorry please talk to me.  I didn't mean to eat cookies in your bed again.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: ghouck on May 07, 2009, 10:45:30 AM
I went to the doctor today Bert. The results aren't back yet, but based on the symptoms, , well, , it's just that, , you should probably get checked also. I mean, it could be nothing, , but . .


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on May 07, 2009, 11:06:55 AM
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Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: I'm pregnant!


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Ash on May 07, 2009, 11:15:29 AM

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"Why do you close your eyes when we make love?!"



Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: ghouck on May 07, 2009, 05:15:03 PM
Really Bert, it's OK, it happens, you've been under a lot of stress, you're tired, it happens to lots of guys and it doesn't matter, I'll always love you.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: ChuckSplatt on May 07, 2009, 09:14:09 PM
'Lemme show you my bottle cap collection. C'mon it's VERY exciting.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Mr. DS on May 08, 2009, 07:47:05 PM
"Bert I forgot to tell you earlier...if you ever correct me in front of Big Bird again, I'll cut your throat while you sleep.   Pleasant dreams..."


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Javakoala on May 09, 2009, 06:39:17 AM


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Being gay is okay, Burt. It's hard not to be gay when you go through life with some guy's hand up your butt.




Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Mr. DS on May 09, 2009, 11:21:49 AM
Burt, I'm sorry about the rubber duckie in your rectum.  I got a bit carried away. 


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Pennywise on May 12, 2009, 01:19:42 AM
"It's the 21st century, Bert. Can't we just have one king sized bed we can share now that we're married?"


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: AndyC on May 12, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
"Burt, I don't know why I shouted out 'Kermit!' during climax, but it's nothing, really."


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: avenger the eagle on May 13, 2009, 08:48:47 AM
I woke up , you weren't there I hate that.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: AndyC on May 13, 2009, 02:43:27 PM
"Well Burt, when I can't sleep, I give Gordon a call. He's got the best ho's in the city."


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on May 14, 2009, 01:03:07 AM
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Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah, Ernie?
Ernie: What's with all the yellow feathers in the bathroom?


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on February 13, 2010, 09:14:20 AM
Ernie, I have to be honest with you.  I found some pictures on the computer.  Pictures of you and Grover....(sob) on a date.


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Mr. DS on February 13, 2010, 12:12:40 PM
Ernie:  "Bert, I'm sorry but I just don't know why you have to do it 'pigeon style' with me all the time."


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: El Misfit on February 13, 2010, 12:47:59 PM
Night


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Psycho Circus on February 13, 2010, 03:28:31 PM
Night


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXenuOScA-o


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: El Misfit on February 14, 2010, 01:13:26 AM
...but i must admit, I'm bi


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: El Misfit on February 14, 2010, 02:16:03 AM
Look, i-i'm sorry that i made you watch Monster A-go  go and Disaster Movie today, but i thought it would be fun-
Bert secretly told Elmo to get his gun and shot Ernie 


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on April 05, 2010, 09:19:26 PM
Bert's sleep number is a 90, Ernie's is a 5.  What's your Sleep Number™?


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: retrorussell on April 05, 2010, 11:45:27 PM
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Ernie: Bert, I'm sorry about tonight.. but when I saw you bending over, well.. a bottle of clorophorm and 10 minutes later you made me the happiest man alive.
Bert (still in shock): Ernie.. please.. don't talk to me now.. ugh.. (shakes violently)


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on April 09, 2010, 11:06:01 PM
Bert: Next time Ernie get the extra extra large size condoms.  Those large sized ones you got just don't cut it - I feel like my dick's going to get squeezed right off every time I put one of those on!


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on February 05, 2011, 12:42:16 PM
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Ernie: Pardon me, but would you have any Grey Poupon?
Bert: But of course!


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Umaril The Unfeathered on February 06, 2011, 12:41:45 PM
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Bert: No, Ernie, it's over. I told you, I'm not your puppet anymore, I'm noone's puppet!





Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: Hammock Rider on February 08, 2011, 01:14:21 PM
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I followed you tonight Bert. You didn't go to your Mother's. You went out dancing with Statler and Waldorf....Tomorrow I'm calling a lawyer. And don't bother packing your Judy Garland records, I already gave them to Bob.





Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: sprite75 on April 08, 2011, 10:36:19 PM
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Bert: Ernie?
Ernie: Yeah, Bert?
Bert: Where exactly do you plan on putting those two clawfoot tubs that UPS dropped off today?


Title: Re: I'm sorry Bert
Post by: SPazzo on April 08, 2011, 10:49:20 PM
Ernie: Bert?
Bert: Yeah Ernie?
Ernie: Do you like movies about gladiators?