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Title: I could have done without seeing that Post by: AndyC on May 07, 2009, 06:04:04 PM This is in the vein of WTF moments and scenes that ruined the whole film. We all enjoy scares and violence and surprises, but I'm sure we all know of scenes in movies that just went too far without furthering the plot in any way that justified them. Could be a good movie or a bad one, could be gratuitous violence or some ill-advised nudity or just about anything.
I've got a few good examples, but let's stick to one at a time. In Alexander, there are lots of things I probably could have done without seeing, but the one that stands out was a moment in one of the later battles, when an elephant gets its trunk sliced off by a sword. I know it was only CGI, and I have no doubt stuff like that really happened to elephants in battle, but it just seemed like an unnecessary act of cruelty. Sure, people are getting hacked to pieces, but they're combatants. The animals don't know any better. What's more interesting is that it doesn't bother me to see elephants shot down with bows in movies. It's just the thought of an elephant unable to eat or drink or groom itself, assuming it doesn't bleed to death. I didn't need to see that. So, what other examples are there? Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Javakoala on May 07, 2009, 08:58:53 PM Other than the rest of the American version of "The Ring" (yes, I'm one of the haters), the whole horse going over the side of the ferry was uncalled for. It could have been implied and been just as effective. But they had to trot out (yup, pun intended) the CGI and show you EVERY FREAKIN' SECOND of the horse's miserable death. I'm stunned they didn't show it getting yanked into the props and being chunked up. But, that's the American film creedo: If a drop is good, an oil tanker load will be better.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on May 08, 2009, 05:56:35 AM Shortbus...the whole freaking film...but there is one bit in particular...
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Skull on May 08, 2009, 08:57:26 AM Mansion of the Living Dead
(http://www.coffeecoffeeandmorecoffee.com/archives/filmstills/livingdead3.jpg) There is one scene that ^ this ^ girl is walking up the stairs (naked) and it looks like she didnt wipe her butt... :buggedout: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Eric454 on May 08, 2009, 09:37:18 AM Let the right one in has a quick shot that pushes the borders of pedophila.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2009, 11:04:50 AM The real cockfights in the otherwise excellent Monte Hellman/Warren Oates COCKFIGHTER.
Also, about 95% of PINK FLAMINGOES. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: AndyC on May 08, 2009, 11:38:12 AM AVP Requiem was, for me, not a terribly enjoyable movie. Found most of it dull and rather nonsensical, but inoffensive. Then they just had to put the aliens in the maternity ward. I really could have done without seeing that.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: schmendrik on May 08, 2009, 12:10:47 PM Also, about 95% of PINK FLAMINGOES. Well, it's hard to go into PINK FLAMINGOES expecting to be uplifted. But I could have lived without the chicken death. That for me was, believe it or not, the most truly disgusting thing in the movie and one thing I wished wasn't there above all else. Not that I can think of any reason to see this movie again. But I felt I needed to see it once. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Ash on May 08, 2009, 12:17:50 PM Any of the animal killing scenes in Cannibal Holocaust.
Great movie, but the animal death scenes were completely unnecessary. Especially the turtle scene, which was absolutely disgusting. Those animals were actually killed during the making of that film. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Raffine on May 08, 2009, 12:21:33 PM I have to agree to scenes of violence against animals, particularly if they are supposed to be 'funny'.
I could also do without any more scenes of guys being comically grossed out by the thought of someone being gay. When I see this stuff, I always assume somebody responsible (writer, director, etc.) can be found late at night lurking around your friendly neighborhood reststop tapping footsies with politicians. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Skull on May 08, 2009, 12:27:05 PM The real cockfights in the otherwise excellent Monte Hellman/Warren Oates COCKFIGHTER. Also, about 95% of PINK FLAMINGOES. 5% was... hehe, it must be the opening and closing credits? Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: wickednick on May 08, 2009, 12:29:27 PM The blue penis in the Watchmen. Could have have found someway to cover that up.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: InformationGeek on May 08, 2009, 02:48:30 PM I could have done without seeing part of the Lap Dance in Cool World or seeing the woman's skin get ripped off in Silent Hill. Those aren't easy images to push out your brain.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Jim H on May 08, 2009, 06:23:12 PM Any of the animal killing scenes in Cannibal Holocaust. Great movie, but the animal death scenes were completely unnecessary. Especially the turtle scene, which was absolutely disgusting. Those animals were actually killed during the making of that film. What's most incredible about those scenes is that unlike somewhat similar scenes I've seen in a couple of other films, the sequences in Cannibal Holocaust are shot in a way (especially the turtle) where it is deliberately meant to be both as disgusting as possible and actually sad (just listen to the score). How are we supposed to take that? It's like irony wrapped in hypocrisy in-between two slices of outrage. I'd agree the scenes weren't needed, particularly not to kill actual animals, but the scene with the turtle is at least used for foreshadowing. I'd say the ripoff animal killing sequences in Cannibal Ferox are even less important to the narrative than those in Cannibal Holocaust. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Rev. Powell on May 08, 2009, 06:34:19 PM Also, about 95% of PINK FLAMINGOES. Well, it's hard to go into PINK FLAMINGOES expecting to be uplifted. But I could have lived without the chicken death. That for me was, believe it or not, the most truly disgusting thing in the movie and one thing I wished wasn't there above all else. I believe you. It was the most disgusting thing to me, too. And if you listen to the director's commentary, it's the one thing Waters regretted putting in the movie. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: ghouck on May 08, 2009, 07:20:28 PM The part in Caligula when Caligula is fisting the guy, that's totally brutal.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on May 09, 2009, 12:35:51 PM AVP Requiem was, for me, not a terribly enjoyable movie. Found most of it dull and rather nonsensical, but inoffensive. Then they just had to put the aliens in the maternity ward. I really could have done without seeing that. That was the best bit of the film for me. It was the first time i could actually see the monsters do something...all that horrid dark ,flashy light stuff...barely watchable film... Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: AndyC on May 09, 2009, 09:15:52 PM AVP Requiem was, for me, not a terribly enjoyable movie. Found most of it dull and rather nonsensical, but inoffensive. Then they just had to put the aliens in the maternity ward. I really could have done without seeing that. That was the best bit of the film for me. It was the first time i could actually see the monsters do something...all that horrid dark ,flashy light stuff...barely watchable film... Well yeah, I do have to agree that it was one of the few scenes lit well enough to show anything. :teddyr: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: CheezeFlixz on May 09, 2009, 11:16:15 PM Kathy Bates in About Schmidt enough said.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: ChuckSplatt on May 09, 2009, 11:24:40 PM I believe it was the 3rd Hellraiser movie I had to stop playing in my VCR.
I can handle gore, but they took gore to another level that I didn't need to see. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: JaseSF on May 12, 2009, 06:06:17 PM The exploding frog in THE REFLECTING SKIN although that is one of the more memorable scenes.
Most of THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT and STRAW DOGS. Tough sloughing. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on May 12, 2009, 06:20:46 PM I believe it was the 3rd Hellraiser movie I had to stop playing in my VCR. I can handle gore, but they took gore to another level that I didn't need to see. I didn't think the 3rd was as bad as the second. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: BELIAL on May 12, 2009, 06:30:07 PM Savage Vengeance...this movie had no redeeming qualities. lots of rape scenes with fully clothed victims. WHY CAMILLE!?! WHY!!??
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on May 16, 2009, 03:08:00 AM Although it is not thankfully shown, Colin Farrell's comment about he and Bridget Moynihan going to the Smithsonian to see John Dillinger's penis in The Recruit was a little tooooo much information for me. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: bladerunnerblues on May 22, 2009, 02:07:51 AM Kathy Bates in About Schmidt enough said. Kathy Bates in,At Play In The Fields of The Lord...........enough said. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Bargle5 on May 23, 2009, 01:36:16 PM Whichever Austin Powers movie had the 'coffee tasting' scene. That could have been left on the cutting room floor.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Amanda on May 25, 2009, 10:03:32 PM I have to agree with the Last House on the Left....that film has NO redeeming qualities for me whatsoever.
The tongue cutting scene in Oldboy.....I love gore, but it was almost too much, for some bizarre reason. Maybe I was still reeling from the previous revelation... Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: WingedSerpent on May 26, 2009, 01:19:13 PM I have one that's a little different. But there are several threads on the board right now about specific scenes in movies that were bad and mine fits into this one the best.
It's in the 2005 remake of King Kong. Near the end, Kong escapes and rampages through the streets. In order to calm him down Ann Darrow goes to Kong. When she arrives, the movie just sort of stops for a moment. Ann walks down the street, back lit in silohoute while heavenly music plays. I guess it was to show she had an angelic nature or something, but I thought it was a little much. It didn't ruin the movie for me, and really wasn't a WTF moment. It was just sort of out of place, and could have been done better. I know a lot of people also didn't like the scene where she and Kong played in the snow-but I really didn't mind it that much. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on May 26, 2009, 02:00:24 PM I know a lot of people also didn't like the scene where she and Kong played in the snow-but I really didn't mind it that much. I really likes that bit. It's kinda sad as everyone knows how it ends... An underrated film King Kong (2005), it's much better than Transformers. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on May 27, 2009, 06:34:29 AM There is a scene in Michael Apted's Gorky Park which still makes me go :buggedout: :buggedout: after all these years and I wish I hadn't seen it.
When Irina (Joanna Pacula) refuses to believe that her friend Valerya is dead (she thinks Valerya is free), the dogged Russian cop Arkady Renko pulls Valerya's reconstructed head out of a hatbox and shows it to Irina, causing her to scream and collapse on the floor. Judging by her reaction, it's no wonder Ms Pacula was honoured with a Golden Globe nomination for that film. :thumbup: Watch that scene without sound and it is still damn scary. :buggedout: :buggedout: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: D-Man on May 27, 2009, 07:40:26 AM I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me.
Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene. I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor. It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous... :bluesad: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: InformationGeek on May 27, 2009, 05:10:37 PM Could've done without the popcorn sex scene in Troll 2. Sort of puts off my hunger for popcorn.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: schmendrik on May 29, 2009, 08:58:49 PM I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me. Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene. I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor. It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous... :bluesad: That's kind of why DUMB AND DUMBER lost me. Note to writers: farts do not replace the need to actually write, you know, JOKES if you're writing a comedy. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Bargle5 on May 31, 2009, 12:15:59 PM I second the coffee tasting scene in Austin Powers 2...that and the whole character of fat bastard just ruined that whole movie for me. Another movie I can't see ever again is Not Another Teen Movie, and its rather infamous toilet scene. I get absolutely disgusted by toilet humor. It's not that I'm some kind of snobby film elitist, it just makes me physically nauseous... :bluesad: That's kind of why DUMB AND DUMBER lost me. Note to writers: farts do not replace the need to actually write, you know, JOKES if you're writing a comedy. They could have left them out of Scooby Doo, too. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Psycho Circus on May 31, 2009, 12:19:32 PM Brundlefly in "The Fly" (1986) regurgitating on doughnuts has completely put me off them.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on May 31, 2009, 01:01:49 PM Brundlefly in "The Fly" (1986) regurgitating on doughnuts has completely put me off them. It was the arm wrestleing scene that grossed me out...oh, and Jefff Goldblums underpants... :bluesad: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 31, 2009, 02:55:18 PM Virtually every scene in The Prey. Honestly, I think they could have cut out all the nature stock footage and made it an effective short slasher. But those don't make money. :lookingup:
One of the Silent Night, Deadly Night movies (can't remember which) had a living mannequin or something like that, and he came to regard the protagonist as his mother. He took his clothes off to show he was hung like a Ken doll, and then began pelvic thrusting the protagonist, saying, "Oh mommy! Oh mommy! Oh mommy!" or something like that. Yeah, could have done without that. Or The Paper Boy. I think that entire movie isn't so much creepy as awkward and uncomfortable. I'm not talking about the situations, but the paper boy's acting. Pretty much any Joe D'Amato movie. I know the people who've seen Anthropophagus probably think I'm referring to the fetus feast scene, but I'm referring to his directing style. It takes him way too long to get down to business. How many long camera shots do we need of entire rooms? It doesn't really build atmosphere, Joe, it just wastes time. Ah, the many times have I seen a D'Amato movie and yelled, "Get on with it!" The biggest perp of this, though: The Killing Birds. WTF, a horror movie with an 80's style montage? Could this be any more out of place? And just how effing long does it take to get this house? Couldn't he have shortened the beginning just a bit, or at least added in something moves the movie forward more than the characters playing grab ass? Sorry, get me started about D'Amato and I'll talk all day. On the flip side, I heard he was an awesome porn director. :tongueout: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: inframan on June 02, 2009, 12:22:49 PM Visitor Q, too many to name. Miike is a madman and I think he just put all the most digusting and wrong ideas he had into this one movie.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Saucerman on June 02, 2009, 12:31:44 PM The penis severing scene in TOKYO GORE POLICE. I almost walked out and went to a bar when that scene happened.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: InformationGeek on June 04, 2009, 06:43:41 PM The penis severing scene in TOKYO GORE POLICE. I almost walked out and went to a bar when that scene happened. That reminds me... I didn't see, but I don't need to see. How about the scene in Teeth where... you know bites off you know what. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Ash on June 04, 2009, 06:53:51 PM Another one was the scene in Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay when they go to the "bottomless party" and their friend Raza stands up in the pool to show them his...uh...bush and junk.
EWWW!! :buggedout: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Jack on June 05, 2009, 06:49:12 AM The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie. A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave. Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel. They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: trekgeezer on June 05, 2009, 07:08:37 AM I could've done without most of "Requiem for a Dream".
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Torgo on June 05, 2009, 09:25:13 AM The full frontal Harvey Keitel nudity in "The Bad Lieutenant". Well there's also the scene of him graphically simulating jerking off in public while he verbally humiliates & degrades two teenage girls that he's pulled over for a broken brake light..........
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Rev. Powell on June 05, 2009, 11:26:10 AM The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie. A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave. Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel. They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on. Ooh, I LOVE that scene! Very creepy and unexpected and establishes Karloff's character perfectly! Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Jack on June 05, 2009, 01:36:03 PM The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie. A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave. Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel. They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on. Ooh, I LOVE that scene! Very creepy and unexpected and establishes Karloff's character perfectly! But...but...don't you care about the poor little doggy? Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on June 05, 2009, 01:39:02 PM The Body Snatcher (1945) - Boris Karloff movie. A guy dies, and his little dog stays at his grave. Then the grave robber comes and whacks the little dog with a shovel. They don't actually show it of course, but it's guaranteed to make me change the channel every time that movie is on. Ooh, I LOVE that scene! Very creepy and unexpected and establishes Karloff's character perfectly! But...but...don't you care about the poor little doggy? Hey, man, don't bring me into this... Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: AndyC on June 05, 2009, 02:32:44 PM I didn't see, but I don't need to see. How about the scene in Teeth where... you know bites off you know what. Well, at least that is what the movie's about, so it's necessary and expected. I just choose to avoid the movie altogether. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: skully13 on June 08, 2009, 02:29:19 PM Ugh, one of the worst things in a film that I could have gone without seeing was a scene in a low-budget film called Faces of Death. In one town somewhere not in America, monkeys are eaten alive and are like a delicacy. In the movie, the monkey is placed in a cage beneath a table. The guests at this particular restaurant actually pelted the monkey with little hammers and ate its brain...I really could have gone without seeing that. And yes, the monkey was really "harmed" in the making of this film. :hatred:
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: AndyC on June 08, 2009, 05:20:11 PM Ugh, one of the worst things in a film that I could have gone without seeing was a scene in a low-budget film called Faces of Death. In one town somewhere not in America, monkeys are eaten alive and are like a delicacy. In the movie, the monkey is placed in a cage beneath a table. The guests at this particular restaurant actually pelted the monkey with little hammers and ate its brain...I really could have gone without seeing that. And yes, the monkey was really "harmed" in the making of this film. :hatred: I'm glad I've avoided that movie. I've been hearing about that scene for years, and I don't think I'd handle it very well. Even when it's not real, I can't stand to see kids or animals mistreated. One movie in the same genre I did make the mistake of renting, back in the golden age of independent video stores, was Shocking Asia. I could have done without seeing the sex change. Mind you, I didn't see all of it, as I was peeking between my fingers during the entire scene. I'd seen a fair bit of the horror genre by that time (I was about 19 or 20), and I thought slasher flicks were more fun than scary, but some guy getting his shlong turned inside-out was more than I could bear to watch. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Jack on June 08, 2009, 08:42:50 PM I'm glad I've avoided that movie. I've been hearing about that scene for years, and I don't think I'd handle it very well. Even when it's not real, I can't stand to see kids or animals mistreated. The worst part is the monkey is totally freaking out, as if it fully realizes what is going to be done to it. The people that just smack the little thing over the head with their hammers is utterly repulsive. I would happily do the same to them. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: El Misfit on June 09, 2009, 04:28:32 AM this scene from the creature from the haunted sea (http://bp1.blogger.com/_s_30zQFJp4g/Rq7FCzJWg4I/AAAAAAAAAVg/NmD-5ff1k30/s320/Creature1.jpg)
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Ash on June 09, 2009, 04:34:36 AM I'm glad I've avoided that movie. I've been hearing about that scene for years, and I don't think I'd handle it very well. Even when it's not real, I can't stand to see kids or animals mistreated. The worst part is the monkey is totally freaking out, as if it fully realizes what is going to be done to it. The people that just smack the little thing over the head with their hammers is utterly repulsive. I would happily do the same to them. I last saw that monkey scene when I was 13 years old back in 1987 and can still picture it in my head. (I only saw it that one time) Yeah, you're better off not seeing it. It's quite disturbing. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: 3mnkids on June 10, 2009, 10:55:35 AM The toilet scene in Trainspotting as well as the crap in the sheet scene while the family is having breakfast.
The ending of Eden Lake. I dont know if its because im a woman that it bothered me so much but I just felt ill after seeing it. Martyrs. so many scenes are disturbing but the ones of her just getting the crap beat out of her over and over were a little much. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on June 10, 2009, 12:16:33 PM I'm glad I've avoided that movie. I've been hearing about that scene for years, and I don't think I'd handle it very well. Even when it's not real, I can't stand to see kids or animals mistreated. Yeah, there's a film called Nekromantik that I'd like to see but I heard that a real animal was killed for the footage and that put me off. Having sex with a corpse...fine. Killing an animal, well, that I draw the line at. Unless I'm going to eat it. But for the sake of entertainment, well, we're not in the dark ages anymore... Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Psycho Circus on June 10, 2009, 12:47:45 PM Pretty much all of Cannibal Ferox. :bluesad:
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: ghouck on June 10, 2009, 02:12:48 PM Ugh, one of the worst things in a film that I could have gone without seeing was a scene in a low-budget film called Faces of Death When I was in Jr. high or even a bit before, there were a few kids in school that constantly talked about those movies. I never understood the attraction, BUT, one thing that strikes me is that each and every one of those knucklehead kids at last count was a complete F-ing loser idiot. Coincidence? Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on June 11, 2009, 08:18:55 AM Seeing Leonard Nimoy's character die (for a while) in the TV movie Baffled.
Hope Lange getting rocks and boards piled on her in Crowhaven Farm Seeing the old guy's ass in In The Mouth of Madness :buggedout: The faceless life size painting that came to life in the McCloud episode Someone's Out To Get Jenny ~ I still haven't got over that one. :buggedout: Seeing James Hazeldine becoming a conduit for evil in the second episode of the creepy TV series The Omega Factor :buggedout: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: InformationGeek on June 15, 2009, 06:56:02 PM Well that whole singing scene from North when the kid is in Texas. That was wild.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Allhallowsday on June 15, 2009, 11:43:58 PM Pretty much all of Cannibal Ferox. :bluesad: Agreed! :thumbup: Not too long ago,I sat thru THE DAM BUSTERS a decent flick except I couldn't stop laughing at it... with apologies to RICHARD TODD... (who by the way is 90 years old and still working!! :thumbup:) :drink: This film was a revelation to me; I've only seen a couple of TODD's films that spring to mind, both made in Hollywood like A MAN CALLED PETER and THE VIRGIN QUEEN. What a difference between how films were shot in Hollywood compared with England... :drink: :lookingup: Okay, please forgive me, Mr. TODD, but I never realized that you are so damned short!!! :drink: I mean sitting thru THE DAM BUSTERS was like not watching JOSE FERRER play TOULOUSE LAUTREC... :drink: :lookingup: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: BUREINPARESU on June 18, 2009, 04:09:01 PM I hope this isn't a necropost, but I'd have to say the whole of Eden Lake.
My Film teacher actually put this on for s**ts and giggles as we were doing shocking cinema as part of our course. The whole thing is brutal and rage-inducing, largely because the kids in that movie were the same type of s**ts that killed my old cat several years ago (if any dumb teenager ever does that to an animal I'll be sure to torture them myself, maybe). Despite what most people say on the IMDB board, it is not a terrible movie, it's just one that cannot be stomached, it's one of the movies that only a rare breed of person could find pleasant without being mentally unstable. I'm perhaps exaggerating. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: 3mnkids on June 18, 2009, 07:00:21 PM I hope this isn't a necropost, but I'd have to say the whole of Eden Lake. My Film teacher actually put this on for s**ts and giggles as we were doing shocking cinema as part of our course. The whole thing is brutal and rage-inducing, largely because the kids in that movie were the same type of s**ts that killed my old cat several years ago (if any dumb teenager ever does that to an animal I'll be sure to torture them myself, maybe). Despite what most people say on the IMDB board, it is not a terrible movie, it's just one that cannot be stomached, it's one of the movies that only a rare breed of person could find pleasant without being mentally unstable. I'm perhaps exaggerating. The entire movie was brutal but that ending.. :thumbdown: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on June 23, 2009, 03:04:21 AM The alternate ending to Ronin where Natasha McElhone's character is kidnapped by the IRA as she's about to get in her car and most likely shot. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: El Misfit on June 24, 2009, 01:26:20 PM (http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews/20mill2b.jpg)
I could have been pleased to not see that. the ymir killing the elephant. :thumbdown: :bluesad: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr: Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Fausto on June 24, 2009, 05:19:20 PM Ugh, one of the worst things in a film that I could have gone without seeing was a scene in a low-budget film called Faces of Death. In one town somewhere not in America, monkeys are eaten alive and are like a delicacy. In the movie, the monkey is placed in a cage beneath a table. The guests at this particular restaurant actually pelted the monkey with little hammers and ate its brain...I really could have gone without seeing that. And yes, the monkey was really "harmed" in the making of this film. :hatred: I caught this one a while back. From what I understand, whatever was not stock footage was faked. In fact, several effects and make-up artists have been trying for years to get credit for their work on it (their names were intentionally left off the credits to make it seem like an actual documentary). A 2008 special edition version contains an interview with one of the people who worked on the film, and he reveals a lot of the secrets about how it was made. Here's the part involving the infamous monkey scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJfZfberH-E Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: skully13 on June 25, 2009, 04:14:16 PM I am relieved to know that scene and monkey were fake...otherwise, I'm sure there would be some p.o.ed peta members out there!
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Jim H on July 05, 2009, 01:14:52 AM I am relieved to know that scene and monkey were fake...otherwise, I'm sure there would be some p.o.ed peta members out there! I'd suggest skipping Cannibal Holocaust. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: BUREINPARESU on July 05, 2009, 06:17:15 AM I am relieved to know that scene and monkey were fake...otherwise, I'm sure there would be some p.o.ed peta members out there! I'd suggest skipping Cannibal Holocaust. I've always been tempted to see that one day, but as I really can't handle animal death, I think I'm gonna leave it. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: skuts on July 10, 2009, 10:41:30 AM Try "The Bad Lieutenant". A cracked-out Harvey Keitel wandering around naked with his little weiner hanging out.
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on July 23, 2009, 01:41:03 AM Dylan Moran's pasty white pimply backside in Run Fat Boy Run. THAT was not a pretty sight. :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:
Judging by the amount of :buggedout:'s, you can see how it affected me, can't you? Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: metalmonster on July 23, 2009, 07:16:56 PM In The Movie DIE YOU ZOMBIE BA***RDS! Where The Bad Guy Is Smearing Ketchup and mustard on his penis
Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Mofo Rising on July 23, 2009, 08:14:15 PM In The Movie DIE YOU ZOMBIE BA***RDS! Where The Bad Guy Is Smearing Ketchup and mustard on his penis I could have done without seeing the entirety of "Die You Zombie Bastards!" Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: RCMerchant on July 24, 2009, 06:23:55 AM At about 9:43 in this clip from COMBAT SHOCK-Frankie drinks a glass of lumpy sour milk. The whole movie is disturbing-but of it all-the lumpy milk. Ugh.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvrGth9E4ys Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Doggett on July 24, 2009, 06:35:23 AM In The Movie DIE YOU ZOMBIE BA***RDS! Where The Bad Guy Is Smearing Ketchup and mustard on his penis I could have done without seeing the entirety of "Die You Zombie Bastards!" Me too. :thumbup: I wanted more naked green women ! :bluesad: Whole film was rubbish. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on July 24, 2009, 08:51:04 AM Uma Thurman's face in... any Uma Thurman movie. Also, Quentin Tarantino suckin' toes in From Dusk Till Dawn. Ew, ew, ew. Speaking of Tarantino, basically any scene in his movie involving feet. Blech. Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: p1zl3 on July 24, 2009, 08:12:18 PM In 28 Days Later, I thought the introduction to Jim (Cillian Murphy), wang-out in a hospital bed, was a little unnecessary...
(http://s31.photobucket.com/albums/c372/p1zl3/th_cillian-murphy-naked-28-days01-thum.jpg) ...also the rotted/infected penis slide in Planet Terror (during the hospital scenes) was completely f*cked! (http://facultyanonymous.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/censored.jpg) (Not even gonna give an example) Title: Re: I could have done without seeing that Post by: Trevor on July 27, 2009, 02:33:10 AM A seriously hung-over Don Johnson puking on a suspect in Dead Bang. :buggedout: :buggedout:
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