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Title: Please help settle this argument
Post by: WyreWizard on May 16, 2009, 10:05:24 PM
Yes, hi badmoviephiles.  I need your help.  I'm having an argument with my good friend Dexter.  Here's how it goes

2 weeks ago, Dexter and his friends came over my place to watch with me the Disney/Pixar film Cars.  Like we do every week, we select a movie and nitpik all its reality flaws.  Cars had so many reality flaws its unreal.  But there is a little disagreement between Dexter and me concerning Cars's main character, Lightning McQueen.  You see, Dexter thinks Lightning is a 1976 corvette stingray.  But I think he's wrong.  Lightning McQueen's body style is more like a Dodge Viper.  Which one of us is right?


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Kester Pelagius on May 16, 2009, 10:34:24 PM
Have you considered trying IMDB?


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Bargle5 on May 16, 2009, 11:06:15 PM
Actually, I don't think either of you is. It looks more like Lightning is meant to be a generic sports car. It wouldn't surprise me if it isn't supposed to look like anything specific. That way, they don't have to share any royalties from the toy reproductions.


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: indianasmith on May 16, 2009, 11:14:48 PM
OK - why on earth would you waste time "nitpicking for reality flaws"  in an animated movie about talking cars????? :bouncegiggle:

It's not just fiction, it's a freaking FAIRY TALE!  It was not intended to have any resemblance to reality  whatsoever!!!


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: ghouck on May 16, 2009, 11:27:34 PM
OK - why on earth would you waste time "nitpicking for reality flaws"  in an animated movie about talking cars????? :bouncegiggle:

It's not just fiction, it's a freaking FAIRY TALE!  It was not intended to have any resemblance to reality  whatsoever!!!

Well first of all, I bet it's EASY. . .


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: WyreWizard on May 17, 2009, 09:09:39 AM
OK - why on earth would you waste time "nitpicking for reality flaws"  in an animated movie about talking cars????? :bouncegiggle:

It's not just fiction, it's a freaking FAIRY TALE!  It was not intended to have any resemblance to reality  whatsoever!!!

Ok first off, I didn't choose the film my friends and I nitpicked 2 weeks ago.  Its always put to a vote.  There's about 15 of us.  They come over my house to nitpick film because I have the best home theater setup of the 15 of us.  We have been doing this for the last 12 years.  I remember last year when we nitpicked The Devil's Rejects.  We unanimously agreed that was the absolute worst film in the history of filmmaking.  So we took the DVD, I brought out my bag of Kingsford and lighter fluid and...you can guess the rest.


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: RCMerchant on May 17, 2009, 09:27:56 AM


 I remember last year when we nitpicked The Devil's Rejects.  We unanimously agreed that was the absolute worst film in the history of filmmaking.  So we took the DVD, I brought out my bag of Kingsford and lighter fluid and...you can guess the rest.

               :hot:   BLASPHEMER!!!   :hot:


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Psycho Circus on May 17, 2009, 10:47:50 AM
You see, Dexter thinks Lightning is a 1976 corvette stingray.  But I think he's wrong.  Lightning McQueen's body style is more like a Dodge Viper.  Which one of us is right?

Aww, I think it's best you both agree this is all silly and make friends again in the playground tomorrow.  :smile:


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Javakoala on May 17, 2009, 01:07:30 PM
You see, Dexter thinks Lightning is a 1976 corvette stingray.  But I think he's wrong.  Lightning McQueen's body style is more like a Dodge Viper.  Which one of us is right?

Aww, I think it's best you both agree this is all silly and make friends again in the playground tomorrow.  :smile:

Wow, now I know why you disappeared for a while.  There's a ruptured pod somewhere with the deflated skin of the REAL Circus Circus near it.


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: the ghoul on May 17, 2009, 03:20:42 PM
Nitpick this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtSt5XZ7fq4


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: RCMerchant on May 17, 2009, 03:32:15 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: HAHAHHAHA!!!

oh...gawd...that's funny....!  :cheers:


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Javakoala on May 17, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: HAHAHHAHA!!!

oh...gawd...that's funny....!  :cheers:


I agree. I laughed so hard, I thought I was gonna pee. Oh that felt good.  Karma, ghoul!!


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: WyreWizard on May 18, 2009, 02:37:19 PM
Nitpick this

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtSt5XZ7fq4[/url]


Nah, I'll just do to that what I did with the Devil's Rejects DVD.  Beer anyone???


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: WingedSerpent on May 18, 2009, 05:09:31 PM

Nah, I'll just do to that what I did with the Devil's Rejects DVD.  Beer anyone???

No thanks.  None for me.  I'm driving.


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Joe on May 18, 2009, 08:50:47 PM
i think its funny that you get together to nitpick the reality flaws in movies and you have a Dark Crystal avatar.


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Skull on May 19, 2009, 01:55:05 PM
OK - why on earth would you waste time "nitpicking for reality flaws"  in an animated movie about talking cars????? :bouncegiggle:

It's not just fiction, it's a freaking FAIRY TALE!  It was not intended to have any resemblance to reality  whatsoever!!!

Ok first off, I didn't choose the film my friends and I nitpicked 2 weeks ago.  Its always put to a vote.  There's about 15 of us.  They come over my house to nitpick film because I have the best home theater setup of the 15 of us.  We have been doing this for the last 12 years.  I remember last year when we nitpicked The Devil's Rejects.  We unanimously agreed that was the absolute worst film in the history of filmmaking.  So we took the DVD, I brought out my bag of Kingsford and lighter fluid and...you can guess the rest.



hehehe... I dont have the balls to give Rob Zombie my 20 dollars... :)


Title: Re: Please help settle this argument
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 18, 2009, 12:59:30 AM
Nitpick this
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtSt5XZ7fq4[/url]
The footage, genuine; the sound, dubbed. 

I remember last year when we nitpicked The Devil's Rejects.  We unanimously agreed that was the absolute worst film in the history of filmmaking.  So we took the DVD, I brought out my bag of Kingsford and lighter fluid and...you can guess the rest.
             :hot:   BLASPHEMER!!!   :hot:
I sort of agree with the Elephant Man; THE DEVILS REJECTS bites.  It only bites less than HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES.