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Title: Let's take a moment
Post by: sprite75 on June 06, 2009, 01:44:56 PM
(http://www.pbs.org/thisoldhouse/about/images/abram.jpg)

"Before we go into main engineering, let's take a moment to talk about shop safety.  Be sure to follow all the directions and orders of Mr. Scott, chief engineer of the Enterprise.  Knowing how to listen to Mr. Scott and following his orders will greatly reduce the risk of personal injury. And remember this: there is no more important safety rule than to wear a nice bright red shirt....oh wait, crap...wrong shirt!"


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: Jack on June 06, 2009, 04:42:29 PM
For those of you who own $800,000 worth of power tools, you can build this project at home! 


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: Psycho Circus on June 07, 2009, 07:49:53 AM
"You too can harness the awesome power of the beard!"


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: AndyC on June 07, 2009, 08:13:54 PM
Yes, there's big money to be made in the time-honoured business of knock-off antiques. I'll show you how.


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: Flangepart on June 14, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
And what the best part of working with power tools? Using a power stapler to reattach missing body parts!


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: AndyC on June 14, 2009, 09:37:32 PM
Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: sprite75 on June 14, 2009, 10:31:08 PM
Next, I'm going to show you something you can do with a reciprocating saw that your wife will just love. Remember to take the blade off before trying this.


I assume you're referring to this (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html).


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: AndyC on June 15, 2009, 06:05:52 AM
I assume you're referring to this ([url]http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html[/url]).


Yup, we discussed it in Weird News Items a while ago.


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: AndyC on June 15, 2009, 10:31:00 AM
([url]http://www.pbs.org/thisoldhouse/about/images/abram.jpg[/url])


OK, let's say Rob Reiner and F. Murray Abraham had a kid.


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: Javakoala on June 18, 2009, 06:13:43 AM
(http://www.pbs.org/thisoldhouse/about/images/abram.jpg)

I can build a Victorian cabinet while blindfolded in the dark with one hand tied behind my back, and all in one afternoon, but fixing my teeth...well, no one's perfect.


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: Mr. DS on June 18, 2009, 08:44:24 PM
Wow Billy Mays really has let himself go. 


Title: Re: Let's take a moment
Post by: sideorderofninjas on June 18, 2009, 10:16:31 PM
With just a little transparent aluminum, you too can build this new holding tank...