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Title: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: lester1/2jr on June 08, 2009, 06:01:11 PM I really haven't gotten any better at being able to tell if a movie is going to be good or not. I figured "a good day to be black and sexy" would be spirited and explicit, not confusing and depressing. Can't judge a movie by it's title I guess.
So, what's the single worst movie you've seen lately? I'm going to go with: GI Executioner. It's by Joel Reed, who did Bloodsucking Freaks, which is a classic and one of the first real grindhouse movies I ever saw and "the career Bed" which is one of Something Weird's best in my opinion. Unfortunatly the lead in GI Executioner, who is not a GI or executioner, is woefully miscast, wasting all the singapore scenery. There are bad movies and "good" bad movies but this is one that just didn't come off really at all in any way that could be called entertainment. (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/GIExecutioner.jpg) Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: The Burgomaster on June 08, 2009, 06:18:55 PM We had this on VHS in a video rental store I worked at about 22 or 23 years ago. I never had the courage to take it home and watch it . . .
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: akiratubo on June 08, 2009, 06:50:34 PM Fast and Furious.
Complete piece of s*** movie. Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Joe on June 08, 2009, 07:44:48 PM Death Bed:The bed that eats- Not horribly un watchable but not what i expected, clever in a few spots but it was pretty dull.
Mountain top motel massacre- eh, a few spots made me laugh ("hes been snake-bitten!") but all in all lame. i feel like i have seen all of the "so bad they are good" movies and nothings left but crap. i enjoy the ones i've seen but id like to find some new(old) stuff. Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: 3mnkids on June 08, 2009, 11:33:57 PM Forest of death~ It was so bad I felt stupid for finishing it.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: hellbilly on June 09, 2009, 12:08:41 AM (http://image.allmusic.com/00/adg/cov200/drt800/t802/t80251to7oh.jpg)
The Butcher (2006) Lame and boring Backwoods Bleeder directed by a somebody who writes porn screenplays (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0331355/) for a living. He should stick with the grind I suppose. Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Doc Daneeka on June 09, 2009, 01:00:02 AM Between NIGHTTHIRST and DWELLER... I have to say NIGHTTHIRST :P
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: El Misfit on June 09, 2009, 04:22:05 AM ZaAt. Even with the MST3K guys, I didn't finish it! :hatred: IT STINKS!!! :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/Blood_waters.jpg/200px-Blood_waters.jpg) Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Javakoala on June 09, 2009, 06:35:31 AM ZaAt. Even with the MST3K guys, I didn't finish it! :hatred: IT STINKS!!! :teddyr: ([url]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/Blood_waters.jpg/200px-Blood_waters.jpg[/url]) Aw, this one has a special place in my heart. Pointless and stupid with a god-awful monster costume. And I've always loved the movie poster. I want a special edition 3-disc director's cut. :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Mr. DS on June 09, 2009, 07:08:53 AM Curse Of King Tut's Tomb...I have the review written and will post it in the summer.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: lester1/2jr on June 09, 2009, 09:28:44 AM Quote Death Bed:The bed that eats- aw man I loved that Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: indianasmith on June 09, 2009, 11:24:09 AM Probably BRIAN LOVES YOU. So bad I watched the last half on Fast Forward.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Psycho Circus on June 09, 2009, 12:19:42 PM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!!
(http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3093/3093.jpg) Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Doggett on June 09, 2009, 05:47:51 PM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!! ([url]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3093/3093.jpg[/url]) Not when compared with the second one.... :bluesad: Watching it on E4 were you, C ? Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: 316zombie on June 09, 2009, 08:52:27 PM all hallow's eve.absolute suckola drivel!! pointless, bad effects, incredibly bad acting,and where in the hell was the director, anyway?
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Rev. Powell on June 09, 2009, 08:56:21 PM ONE MISSED CALL by Takashi Miike... not "terrible" bad, just disappointing, derivative and dull bad... come to think of it, that is the description of terrible bad.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Eyesore on June 09, 2009, 11:19:51 PM SURFER, DUDE (2008) With Texas' own McConnaughey and Harrelson as Malibu surfers. They couldn't pull it off, the movie blew on every level. Somewhere, 15 or 20 more deserving low budget scripts are gathering dust because this turd was made. Be p**sed about it!
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: hellbilly on June 10, 2009, 01:27:35 AM The Damned (2006) - Very dull and boring Vampire film trying to pass as semi-hip because of Hood-setting and gangsta violence. This homeboy gives The Damned :thumbdown:
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: InformationGeek on June 10, 2009, 06:46:33 AM Empire of the Ants
My cousin and me were watching this recently and when it all ended, he said, "I felt like I lost part of my soul." I couldn't agree more with him on that. Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Jack on June 10, 2009, 07:11:28 AM Quantum of Solace - I'm just astounded at how awful this was. Absolutely terrible script, abysmal directing, putrid editing, Bond is basically mute for the first two-thirds of the film, the "romance" scene made me laugh out loud, dopey holographic control panels, I had no idea what the hell was going on through most of it. Gawd, how much lower can they go?
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Doggett on June 10, 2009, 08:04:56 AM Tokyo Drift
:bluesad: :thumbdown: Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: El Misfit on June 10, 2009, 02:30:06 PM too many.
the creature from the haunted sea :thumbdown:, plan 9 :thumbdown:, and robot monster :thumbdown: Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Fire Inc. on June 10, 2009, 09:40:05 PM Robot Wars aka Robot Jox 2. In fact I don't even know why I own the movie.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: element19_98 on June 10, 2009, 10:06:31 PM recently, would have to be the remake of day of the dead with mira suvari i think her name was.the movie was very short about an hour shorter than the origional and there was barely any charachter development it was entertaing enough to finish, i love the survival of attacking hordes of zombies,and ive seen much worse but the thread says recently,in the past two days ive seen that and bloodlines,and bloodlines was pretty s**tty even though im a fan of canabal inbred backwood hillbilly films,but it was just poorly done over simplified,and they had some hot women in that one too but instead of naked mud wrestling they were forced to fight one another, each fight seen lasting about 10 seconds.although right now im about to watch the new land of the lost with will ferell and im sure that will be on this recently watched bad movie thread. good vibes and happy times my fellow bad movie watchers.
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Joe on June 10, 2009, 11:04:01 PM Quote Death Bed:The bed that eats- its not horrible bad, its just idk i guess i need to watch it again. i liked it but i feel like i was gypped. there were alot of things i really dug though as far as film making went and the budget. Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: crunkbot7 on June 10, 2009, 11:56:01 PM DONKEY PUNCH - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0988849/
Some Dork and his stupid friends bring a group of girls on a boat, Things get a little steamy and a girl is punched in the back of the head and dies. Remaining guys try to kill rest of girls. Girls fight back. This film reminded me of a stupid crossbreed of Mother's Day (which I love, FYI) and newer garbage like Hostel..It is terrible, atrocious, and some actors have such a thick British accent It sounded like my drunken uncle. DO NOT SEE THIS FILM! Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: Jack on June 11, 2009, 06:46:45 AM bloodlines was pretty s**tty even though im a fan of canabal inbred backwood hillbilly films,but it was just poorly done over simplified,and they had some hot women in that one too but instead of naked mud wrestling they were forced to fight one another, each fight seen lasting about 10 seconds. Oh great, that one's been sitting in my to-be-watched pile for months, and now I'm even less interested in seeing it :teddyr: Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: GilbyFromMagoombo on June 13, 2009, 05:52:44 PM Being *ahem*, "well-acquainted" with her past work, I finally rented Evil Breed:the legend of Samhain, with Jenna Jameson. It blew, and not in a good way. Is Zombie Strippers any better?
Title: Re: worst movie you've seen recently Post by: SynapticBoomstick on June 14, 2009, 02:43:23 PM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAADDD!!!! ([url]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/3093/3093.jpg[/url]) At least there was some decent light in the first one. I find trying to watch the sequel nearly impossible, it's so darn dark. |