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This was in the newspaper on sunday, but they seemed to try and make it more scandalous.





*Knew this would get people's attention

With a title like that, how could it not ?

Hope he doesn't get it fresh from the source. 

Thanks for keeping us abreast of the issue, Circus! 

He'll be here all week, ladies and gentlemen.  :teddyr:

Well, he did raise and educate the lass.  Tit for tat and all that.

It never ends...

 :bluesad:

No problem with a little nip now and then. 

 :bouncegiggle: I'm a "sucker" for a good breast joke...

Oh, make it stop.

 I just can't take the puns !

Stop being such a boob, mate.

These are some of the breast jokes around.

Perhaps we should stop now.  I would hate to create a cleavage in our membership.

*doggett bangs head against table.*

That's it, right ?

There are no more gags to make.

Please...

 :bluesad:

Yeah you guys, you're milking this thread for all it's worth.

Okay, now we're done.

There are definitely no more jokes to make.

Yeah, let's just let this thread become a distant mammary.  :teddyr:

Naah, , I think we should nurse it back to health. .

I don't know . . .  someone might be overly titillated if we did.

Sorry Doggett, I just had to get that last one off my chest.

That's OK, GHouck, you can let things bust out around here!

I'm udder-ly through with this thread. .

I think that's the breast decision you could make at this point . . .

Forget this thread. I'm gonna have some milk and aureoles...I mean Oreos.

You're not even trying...

Yep there are no more jokes to RACK up.

This thread is officially dead, I'm gonna nip on outta here . . . .

I wonder if they have knockers on their front door?

Okay, that was a stretch...mark.

This thread makes me feel like a deer in the HEADLIGHTS.
I think the deck is STACKED against future puns. 
I wouldn't want to be CANNON fodder. 

I would expect this sort of behavior from the others, but not from you, Allhallowsday !

Okay, to make up for this, I'll buy a round of beers for everybody down at Hooters.

I'll take a couple JUGS of beer, thank you. . .

I see this thread has gone three pages.  I was hoping it would stop at a nice pair . . .

Oh, that reminds me. I need to replace my dirty pillows with some clean ones.

Was the daughter's name Melon-ee?

Well, let's not be BOOBIES!  Really, you mustn't make MOUNTAINS out of MOLEHILLS.  I CAN't believe you'd be offended.   :wink:

We keep reaching further and further . . .  but I think all the good puns are milked out.

I actually swore when I read that.
It takes a lot to make me swear but that did it.

Ok, no more puns, , I promise, , CROSS MY HEART. . .

[EDIT] I bet anyone that Doggett isn't old enough to get that one. . .

That made me titter a bit.

Okay, I'm done here.  If I should have too many beers and post on this thread again, I'll accept negative karma.

When Bernardo Bertolucci got his Oscar for The Last Emperor he said:

"If New York is The Big Apple, then Los Angeles is The Big Nipple."

 :teddyr:

Even though it's been a while, I still support this thread, it's very uplifting.

It deserves some sort of award, I'll make a large cup!  :teddyr:

Personally, it's not that great.  I'd give it a D for content, and a D for originality . . .

That would be a double D, wouldn't it?

PARTON me, but I think it's bigger than that, it's become more than a HANDFUL.

Come on guys, sound off like you got a pair.

Wow. That guys a  jughead-I mean melon head.

I can't believe you guys let this thread SAG to the bottom like it has.

You've got my "support"  :teddyr:

I want to know how long he has been sitting on that one !  :lookingup:

Oh, come on! If I were to give a grade to this thread, it would be a D.
And another D for looks.

 F

It's been BOUNCING around in my head for a while now :)

This topic is heaving with replies !

I'd contibute, but I've been jiggling - er, I mean juggling too many things right now!

It needs strapping down...

This topic is just not Dogget's cup of tea.

He's just "wired" wrong.  :teddyr:

This is the breast thread ever!

I hear ya, bra.

I fancy some milk....

Are we trying to drain this topic to the last drop?  I don't think we can squeeze any more out of it.

Meh, this joke sucked. Wink, wink. :wink:

I know, I'm sure someone will post a couple of whoppers...

How are a woman's breasts like martinis?


(One is not enough and three is too many.)

We can't let this topic dry out like this!

(I hope no one posted this before)

No, that's as ripe as fresh melons.  :teddyr:

This topic has lost its bounce . . . starting to sag in fact!

Just give it another jiggle!

So..that's it? Was that the breast we could do?

(Yeah, I'm kinda sorta reusing my joke here, but I can't let this thread die...not yet.)

You sound like you've had a wee nip . . . or two.

the hubby would disagree

Uhm...tits?

Come on, I'm sure we can squeeze out some more of this.

(Was the squeeze joke already used? I hope not.)

Yeah it was, we're just groping for stuff now...

Yeah, we're desperate to get our hands on a new joke.

Even if it's just a soft pair, that don't need enhancing further....

There have to be a few more drops of comedy left in this story.


Yeah, that's probably been done.

You can't help being sucked in to this thread  :teddyr:

But we'll always have many fond mammaries.

You know that if a vampire with a breast obsession were to write a love song, it would be entitled:

"Fangs for the Mammaries"  :teddyr:

There once was a woman from Nizes
With breasts of two different sizes.  
One was small,
And nothing at all,
The other was large and won prizes.  

We've made it!
Five pages of breast jokes.
I love all of you.
Keep them coming!







Tits.

They always keep me coming...

Are you guys still nursing this thread along?

It sags a bit at times . . . other times it bounces.  But it never dies!

I thought there might be a reduction in posts by now.

This thread is really heaving with posts.

I know my bosom buddies will not let this thread die.

It really is SAGGING, isn't it?

Leave it to GHouck to implant some new life in it . . .

This thread has gotten really perky again.

Must be this cold weather.

C'mon guys, tit's not funny anymore.

However,  we're nippling and diming it to death just like we always do, and it's inDDeed cool that we've come this far.

"Support" this thread!

It's a-pair-ent to me that this thread is really sagging and showing its age . . .

Oh, good grief.
Bad pun central has returned !



I thought this thread had run dry. :wink:

Yeah, it's quite rare that these topics "perk" up again...

Yep, the WHOLE thread did, not just 1% or 2%.

From:


To:

. . in less than two years. We should be proud of how quickly and thoroughly we corrupted him. 

Ah, thats not corruption.
Thats me trying to become one of the team ! 
:teddyr:


But seriously, get Andrew to lock the thread now.
Its done, it was fun while it lasted but now there are no more jokes to make. Its over. Go home, folks, nothing to see here. Just the graveyard of bad jokes.

Doggett thinks this thread has turned sour...  :bluesad:

I dunno - you always seem to be able to squeeze another drop or two of giggles out of it . . .

I know. I'm a real "sucker" for bad booby jokes.  :tongueout:

Obviously, the thread lacked eight jokes...

Please tell me I wasn't the only one who took ten minutes to work that out.

I'll feel stupid if thats the case.

It only took me two tits...uh...minutes.

Bad form, old bean.  Should read:

"It only took me a couple of tits . . . er, tics!"

This thread is "heaving" with responses...

What drivel. 
(http://farawaybooks.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/spilled_milk.gif?w=294&h=254)

I just thought I'd LIFT this thread, maybe IMPLANT some interest in it again.

This thing is still bouncing along after two years?

Quit acting like boobs.

I heard the father was from Tittsburgh, Pennsylvania...

Nah, he was from Kensucky

Well once he's arrested, the world will be safer knowing he's behind bras.....

I think we've milked every possible pun from this thread!

Pro-boob-ly, but there's a cup or two more jokes where these came from...  :wink:

:bouncegiggle:

I see him locked behind double doors.... with huge knockers.

Haha!  :cheers:

Don't you mean DDouble DDoors?   :wink:

like sour breast milk perhaps....

There's so many jokes in this thread it's ridiculous.

Tit's not funny...  :wink:

It's fun to look back over all these old comments.  Ah, the mammaries...

Haha!  Good one. You'd have to be a real boob to think this thread was milked dry.

Sometimes it sags a bit though . . .

Yeah that's true, but it's all natural at least  :smile:

If anyone is hungry, I am making some ILBTs, er, I mean BLTs.  

And As the board's MD, I have to say that for writing this kind of lowbrow stuff, you all really need to start examining yourselves...

My mother told me not to examine myself while thinking about breasts. :teddyr:

*nods sagely*  Causes blindness, yep. 

Hey, what is tat, anyhow... and how do I exchange it for the other thing?

Speaking of old threads that made me laugh . . . this one is pure BMDO gold!

In a recent update, I heard that the man's daughter is now pursuing a career in live-in child care.

That's right, she's a au pair.

Her father says she has a nice pair, at least

*rimshot*
Thank you, folks, he'll be here all week!

This thread is the ultimate booby-trap.
Unsuspecting members read it, and here come the jokes!

Okay, fine.

I wanted to post nine jokes about this topic, but I lactate. So, just the one.

This is the Jason Voorhees of threads.
Every time you think it's dead, it springs back to life and flashes with new brilliance!