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the worst lines in a movie-GO!! :teddyr:

1. "I'll take you places where the hand of man had not yet set foot."  Erik Estrada, CAGED FURY (1989)

2)  "They're eating her, and then they're going to eat me.  Oh my Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egwD4jTo3GE#

The saucers are up there. (points) The graveyard is out there.(points) But I'll be locked up safely in there. (points) Now, off to your wild blue yonders!

Paula Trent in PLAN 9 FRM OUTER SPACE

4.) "Michael Myers is not a sound bite, spin off, some kind of celebrity scandal, Michael Myers is a KILLER SHARK IN BAGGY ASS OVERALLS that gets his kicks killing every one and everything he comes across!!" :O

--"Freddie" (Busta Rhymes) in HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION

4.
(At "The Space Foundation" Nukie's brother, Miko is hooked up to a machine showing his vital signs.)
Scientist: "Heart functions without a heart; brain functions without a brain; lung functions without a lung-- so far we don't know if this thing is animal, vegetable, or mineral!"

Point Break:
"You crossed the line. People trusted you and they died. You gotta' go down."

Also from Plan 9 From Outer Space:

Eros: Stronger. You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Or Criswell....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xes0F36eTJA

Another one from Plan 9 (it's just chock full of stupid lines):

"Inspector Clay is dead...murdered...and somebody's responsible!"

I think Plan 9 has the worst lines ever, then I'd say Troll 2 as the runner up.

8. Garbage day!!

From Silent Night, Deadly Night Part II

you had me at hello~ jerry maguire

It makes me want to throw up.

From Battaglie negli spazi stellari AKA War of the Planets
10. Amok the Sage:  I am Amok, strangers. My voice is pure thought that reaches the mind.

11)  At the end of the movie Volcano, when everyone is covered in soot -  Little kid:  "Look at their faces. They all look the same." 

12.
 "I now know why you cry, but it is something I can never do." - T2

*Groan*

I don't want to hear a Terminator getting sentimental !

13. "I feel weird.  What do you say we go back to your place and I eat your p****?"

From Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

RETURN TO HORROR HIGH: Upon discovering the demented black janitor is a white guy wearing an incredibly realistic mask, the also white protagonist exclaims -

14.) "(KILLER'S NAME)! You honky! ...'Dere nevah wuzzz an Amos!"

(And wait, did he say "anus"? It sure sounds like it. >.O)

15.
"Ro-Man: I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! "

Several times in Phantasm when Mike says "They're gonna get me!"

Geez, no wonder nobody believes him at first, when he can't express his fear better than a kid half his age.

"I'm sick and tired of these motherfu***ng snakes on this motherfu***ng plane!"


-snakes on a plane




..........why does hollywood keep giving movie roles to samuel L. jackson?

The part on Sssss, when the guy gets bitten by the snake in the shower and yells, "Got me!"

19.) SAW V. In lecturing a rather exasperated subject, John makes it known with his best "know-it-all-nerd" inflection that
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"KILLING-IS-DISTASTEFUL .....to meee".

20. "I reject your reality and substitute my own!" --THE DUNGEONMASTER (1985)

21. "Sharks come and go Ellen.  People have nothing to do with it."

From Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

* "Love means never having to say you're sorry."  (A very sappy line from LOVE STORY).

* "In here, there were two guys killing each other, but I guess that's better than twenty million. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!" (From ROCKY IV).

From Repo! The Genetic Opera

24 (I think). "Hell do you a$$ like dishes. - Luigi Largo

25 (?) Jar Jar Binks: I don't know. Mesa day startin pretty okee-day with a brisky morning munchy, then BOOM! Gettin very scared and grabbin that Jedi and POW! Mesa here! Mesa gettin' very very scared!

26.) Dave... is... A-FRIEND GAAAIILL... Ah owe 'im!

A noticeably poorly delivered line by the excellent Al Pacino in the more than solid Carlito's Way X)

My fave. line of 'em all! :bouncegiggle:

"Aw, Banana oil!" Mr. Sulu's dubb in GODZILLA RAIDS AGAIN!

From the dub of Burial Ground:

"You look just like a little w***e.  I like that look on you."

29.) "The thermal heat must have sped up their mutations!"

--Lady scientist, Raptor Island

One of the horrible lines that got me into b-movies. So "heat" is "thermal", and somehow speeds up mutations?

30.)

Sam: I love you Molly. I always have.


Molly: Ditto.


From Ghost (1990)

31.) "Too bad, YOU, will DIE!" from Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIt0VY7Yg2w

It's incoherent and horribly timed.

That one always stood out the most when I watched that movie.  Ugh.

Speaking of ugh...

32. "Hey!  Howard! (Makes in Inaudible quacking noise)" From Howard the Duck

It is when the Tim Robbins (That scientist guy) meets Howard backstage after the concert.  The Nostaglia Critc brought it up in his review, so go there if you need to fully understand it.

"I hate Robot Spiders!!!"


from THE LOST EMPIRE

34. "Looks like you won't be attending that hat convention in July!" from Hudson Hawk, said after Bruce Willis has just decapitated somebody.

I think that's one of those lines that deserves a place in both the best and worst lines in motion picture history.  

Here's another.

35. "Oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man, oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4

36.)"Ha Ha. You know when I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive."

-John Matrix to his 12yr old daughter in "Commando".

37. Anything anyone says in The Matrix. Anything.

Humanoids from the Deep:
Dr. Drake " Note the gills on the sides of the head... as far as we can tell their natural habitat is clearly the water."

From  4 Life, a ghetto cash-in on HBO's The Wire:

Gangsta Villain (trying to sound tough): Dessert is a dish best served cold.

Ed Woods films are a deep well of nonsense....bevare! Bevare!  :buggedout:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHkXFsK6UUg

"Dammit!  Who opened the radioactive container?"

-Creatures from the Abyss (aka Plankton)

42. I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I hate them! - Anakin in Attack of the Clones

43. "Gedren!  Where ARE YYuuOO!"

From Red Sonja

(See Nostaglia Critic's review to fully understand it)

44) "No one laughs at a master of Quack Fu!"

-Howard The Duck

*groan*

I can't help it.  This one was too hard to ignore.  The line delivery was just horrible.

45. You screwed us all... for a piece of ass?

From Cool World

Double groan.

46. Ready!  Aim!  Tickle!

From Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure

*triple groan*

the narration of the Creeping terror! :teddyr:

47. You kids get my goat!
-Sheriff, Contamination .7, aka Troll 3 (this guy is easily the worst actor I've ever seen. His emphasis is all over the place).

48. Say it! Say it, bag of b**ch!
-Don't Go in the Woods...Alone

"It's all on the wheel." - Megaforce

49. The whole "Warriors, come out to play-ee-ay" line in that stupid movie is one I personally hate. . .

Actually, you are 50 since AndyC had one earlier.  As for 50:

"I am Torgo.  I take care of the place while the master is away."

From Manos, the Hands of Fate

51. Charge! Once more into the breach mothergrabbers!! - Crazy Bull in Exterminators of the Year 3000 (1983)

Her facial expression makes that something great.

I know and the line delivery only makes it great.

"It's over, Anakin.  I have the high ground."
-Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith

WTF at this.  Like Anakin's just going to say, "Well, crap.  You got me.  Oh well, I guess I just wasn't cut out to be a dark master of the Sith and all.  Shucks."

53. Wuur-wilf? You mean Joel thinks this thing is a wuur-wilf?

From Werewolf (1996)

54-  "I went from a sewer rat to a queen of a new city" - julie strain battle queen 2020

55. Sister Ann: ...I'd like to give you some big words of wisdom, but I just don't have any. My mind's blank.

From Future War

"Indy, I love you"

Short Round, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

57. Nukie: "I'm tired of this planet; nobody talks, nobody listens! I'm tired, tired, tired-- I wish the Earth would swallow me up!"

58. McCreedy: The creatures!... I tried... to tell you... all my hard work... gone...

From Hobogoblins (1988)

59. Yor: Hunter from the Future
Roa: "They say I came here together with those men, there, caught in the ice. Why I am alive and they are dead I don't know, and why the ice has formed in this parched desert is a mystery without an answer..."

60. Battlefield Earth
Terl: "Well since that you rat-brains had such extra time to smelt it into bricks, I will be expecting my gold in seven days!"

61.  "What are dancers?  Hot goods for cold nights."--HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

62. "Just look at my splendid waistcoat."

-Highlander II: The Quickening

I like this line from Ninja Terminator. Awesome acting!  :tongueout:

On the phone - Richard Harrison: "The ninja empire is evil ... I have to reform the ninja empire! That is why I took away the golden ninja warrior."

Phillip Ko: "You got three days, in which to return the golden ninja warrior, or else you die!"

Richard Harrison: "GO TO HELL!" ... hangs up.

LoL, it's waaay better when you hear it.

I don't have a new line, but related to the above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51kFPa6DUDk

64. Smoke?  Smoking?  I'm smoking?  I'm smoking.  I'm smoking! (The way the line is delievered makes this line even worse than it is already)

From Sidekicks

65. "Touch a button. Things happen. A scientist becomes a beast."

the narrator from The Beast of Yucca Flats

Honorable Mention: every line from the movie Simon Sez

65. That snub jack is not collaborating.

From Troll 3/Contamination .7/Creepers

66) "Have you been playing with dead cats?"

-Troll (1986)

67) Suddenly there was no trail. There was no giant, no monster, no thing called Douglas to be followed. There was nothing in the tunnel but the puzzled men of courage who suddenly found themselves alone with shadows and darkness. With the telegram, one cloud lifts, and another descends. Astronaut Frank Douglas, rescued, alive, well, and of normal size some 8000 miles away in a lifeboat.
-Monster A Go Go

68) Trumpy, You can do Magic!
-Pod People

69.) Agent #2: Werewolves loose in the Soviet Union. I'm not telling them! Call Beckmeyer in Los Angeles and get his opinion. He's damn good on unexplained phenomenon. He knows how to deal with the White House and this weird s**t.
Agent #1: Weird s**t! I've got a weird feeling...
Agent #2: Indigestion?
Agent #1: No. Fear.

From The Howling III.

70. My mom!  They got my mom!

From Pocket Ninjas.  It's more of the line delivery that seals the deal...

71. "You know what happens to a toad when it gets hit by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else."   --Halle Berry, in the otherwise decent X-Men

I stand by this one being one of the worst..
72. "There's a dead chick in my bed and the world's gone mad!!!"  :teddyr:
--Seth, Hell Night

73. "Have you been circumcised?"

From the Nurse in Samurai Cop