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Title: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Doggett on July 09, 2009, 10:52:28 AM
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html)

Our friends in Eastern Europe...need to go back to school...


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: 3mnkids on July 09, 2009, 12:04:48 PM
Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    :lookingup:    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    :tongueout:


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Doggett on July 09, 2009, 12:16:51 PM
Some parents are oblivious.   sure, she got pregnant in the pool    :lookingup:    If stupid people keep having children we really are going to end up like the movie Idiocracy, its only a matter of time.    :tongueout:
:lookingup:
Agreed.

Everyone knows pregnancy is caused by holding hands !  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: akiratubo on July 09, 2009, 03:21:53 PM
More like whoever the father is has no money, so they're suing the hotel instead.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 04:08:13 PM
Doesn't chlorine kill spermatazoa?

And who wanks in the pool anway??


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 09, 2009, 04:36:42 PM
I bet they were dancing.  That's where it starts
-Ed


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 09, 2009, 05:06:52 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Raffine on July 09, 2009, 07:01:25 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: ghouck on July 09, 2009, 08:00:49 PM

And who wanks in the pool anway??

Well, if it's dark and I have the entire pool to myself. . .


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: meQal on July 10, 2009, 01:40:11 AM
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Jack on July 10, 2009, 06:14:26 AM
I can just imagine what the kid's going to look like.  I mean, with a swimming pool for a father and all.  Actually I can't imagine.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: meQal on July 10, 2009, 10:47:52 AM
I bet the kid will retain water.
He might even be a water head baby.
I wonder if the kid will be like it's father and let people pee in him?


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Mr. DS on July 10, 2009, 11:21:19 AM
Just curious, does this mean she can sue the swimming pool for child support?
The cholorine/filter costs alone will be monumental.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Javakoala on July 12, 2009, 01:36:43 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Doggett on July 12, 2009, 01:40:32 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

Not after last time...


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 12, 2009, 02:09:31 PM
Surely we're not going to wade into an exercise that shallow!  :teddyr:


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: meQal on July 12, 2009, 02:39:13 PM
Why not, we only began to skim the surface. We should just dive on in with them.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Doggett on July 12, 2009, 02:58:03 PM
OH, NO !

 :buggedout:


IT'S STARTED AGAIN !!!!!

OK, fellas, you wanna play hardball ?

Lets see if you can make this run as long as the breast milk story.

Go on...


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 12, 2009, 05:16:32 PM
We might need a lifeguard in case we drown in puns . . .


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 12, 2009, 08:13:22 PM
The kid is all washed up before it's even born.

I hope we're not going to be getting puns on this...

Not after last time...

If you don't want to hear the swimming puns, just pack your trunks and leave...


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 12, 2009, 11:17:46 PM
Come on in, guys, the water's fine!!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: BTM on July 13, 2009, 12:45:43 AM
Wasn't going to comment on this story at first, but then I decided I should go with the flow (which is probably what this girls baby will end up doing.)


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: meQal on July 13, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Careful, we might have to filter some of the puns we pump out or else we might be treading in deep water.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Mr. DS on July 13, 2009, 11:49:03 AM
We should cannonball this thread right now.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Javakoala on July 13, 2009, 05:10:00 PM
As a topic, I think this one belly-flops.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 13, 2009, 06:49:22 PM
C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: ghouck on July 13, 2009, 07:15:52 PM
Well, this thread was OK for a while, but it's become quite a dive. .


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Raffine on July 13, 2009, 07:18:23 PM
Ther humor in this thread is so shallow...





er...





BOOBIES!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: RCMerchant on July 13, 2009, 07:18:52 PM
Yes!!   Dancing is the root of all evil!


We've got trouble, folks, right here in River City!!!!!!!!!!!

With a capital T
And that rhymes with P
And that stands for POOL!


Which rhymes with tool!
That make baby! Don't mean maybe!
(groan!)  :bluesad:


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Raffine on July 13, 2009, 09:04:24 PM
HISTORICAL REFERENCE: Here's the classic accidental pregnacy story:

http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp (http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/bullet.asp)


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 13, 2009, 09:10:15 PM
At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: BTM on July 14, 2009, 03:51:03 AM
At least no one can say of this kid that he needed more chlorine in his gene pool . . .

Starting to think this thread needs to be flushed.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Doggett on July 14, 2009, 06:46:54 AM
C'mon, just one more pun involving a swimming term and Doggett will have a stroke!

*ouch*

...but quite clever...


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: ghouck on July 14, 2009, 09:55:38 AM
Wat-er you guys dragging this thread out for? Can't you see you're all in over your heads?


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Mr. DS on July 14, 2009, 12:07:06 PM
Perhaps we should have all stuck our toe in and tested the water before we go into this pun war.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: indianasmith on July 14, 2009, 12:23:03 PM
This is getting pretty deep.  You guys need to filter your remarks!


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: RCMerchant on July 14, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... :bluesad:


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Raffine on July 14, 2009, 07:20:50 PM
I shouldn't have ate before reading this....I'm cramping.... :bluesad:

You should wait at least one hour before reading any more posts in this thread.




Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Ed, Ego and Superego on July 17, 2009, 02:48:58 PM
YOu all are in too deep to stop now. 


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Jim H on July 28, 2009, 12:29:51 AM
Little swimmers is the right term this time, eh?


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: jennyleis on March 19, 2010, 09:23:51 AM
Maybe her daughter got some boyfriend, and they did something to make her pregnant, and she doesn't tell her mother for that. It might be really impossible to be pregnant just from the water in a swimming pool.


Title: Re: Swimming Pool gets girl pregnant (parents no idea how sex works)
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 19, 2010, 03:40:40 PM
 :buggedout:

OMG!  No, guys, the pool did get her pregnant.  Just like the car that got my neighbor's teen daughter pregnant!