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Title: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 09, 2009, 03:44:45 PM
I'll start with numero uno :teddyr:
ZAAT


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: RCMerchant on July 09, 2009, 07:13:02 PM
So bad...it's religion...(Andrew does a classic review of this fim...the best I've read! And I've read many!) ROBOT MONSTER

#2-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9IKsH9BXg

One of the most important pieces of film ever made. Ever. How many people remeber old epic religious films of the 50'S or Drama's? How many remember this and PLAN 9? I rest my case.



Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 09, 2009, 07:28:34 PM
3. Tremors 3

The worse of the entire Tremors series.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Nukie 2 on July 09, 2009, 08:33:20 PM
4.  The Brainiac
(http://www.atlasdvds.com/apix/thr_brainiac.jpg)
I ficken love this movie!


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Jack on July 09, 2009, 08:38:09 PM
5)  Yongari, the Korean Godzilla.  This part of the movie isn't really worse than any other part  :teddyr:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_E4dcbd67s#


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on July 09, 2009, 11:40:18 PM
6) The Abomination

I really wish I could find the trailer on YouTube.  Someone posted it on this site once.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: BUREINPARESU on July 10, 2009, 08:59:43 AM
5)  Yongari, the Korean Godzilla.  This part of the movie isn't really worse than any other part  :teddyr:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_E4dcbd67s#[/url]


Did this get released in America around 2000 with "updated" special effects that looked like something from a 3DO game?


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Jack on July 10, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
Oh yeah, it was a whole new movie with CGI that most Playstation 2 programmers would have been moderately satisfied with.  And a script that most fifth grade drama teachers would have tossed in the trash.

Deserving of the #7 spot, the 1999 version of Yongary:

(http://www.stomptokyo.com/scott/yongary/movies/yonggary-99/img/yong-standing.jpg)


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 10, 2009, 09:27:01 AM
8. Blood Beach

The killer monster only appears on the screen for about less than 2 minutes and then they blow it up.  The rest of the film is a complete borefest.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Doggett on July 10, 2009, 09:41:46 AM
3. Tremors 3

The worse of the entire Tremors series.



(http://www.cgfocus.com/gal_images/kevin_kutchaver/Tremors3_01_8c1e50f0106f704ed2d4b2f77985a102.jpg)

Yep, it's rubbish.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 10, 2009, 10:29:38 AM
9. Godzilla, or Zilla the american version of Godzilla. :teddyr:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 10, 2009, 10:29:58 AM
10. hobgoblins


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 10, 2009, 11:15:57 AM
11. DRACULA V. FRANKENSTEIN

Two terribly done monsters for the price of one.

(http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu10.jpg)

(http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu12.jpg)


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: The Burgomaster on July 10, 2009, 12:36:27 PM
12. The Milpitas Monster

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vCu4C1szCk


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: RCMerchant on July 10, 2009, 02:01:52 PM
11. DRACULA V. FRANKENSTEIN

Two terribly done monsters for the price of one.

([url]http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu10.jpg[/url])

([url]http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu12.jpg[/url])


It's a classic! God gave Al Adamson to me and you. Because he loves us.  :smile:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 10, 2009, 07:50:18 PM
11. DRACULA V. FRANKENSTEIN

Two terribly done monsters for the price of one.

([url]http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu10.jpg[/url])

([url]http://www.horror-wood.com/matchu12.jpg[/url])


It's a classic! God gave Al Adamson to me and you. Because he loves us.  :smile:


Not to sound ungrateful, but God can have him back.  Tell him thanks for Salma Hayek, though.  :wink:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 11, 2009, 09:18:45 AM
12. Werewolf (1996)

Werewolves are monsters after all and why not pick one of the worst movies for them to ever appear in?   No talent at all was used in this film in anyway or form. 


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: jimmybob on July 11, 2009, 10:21:58 AM
4.  The Brainiac
([url]http://www.atlasdvds.com/apix/thr_brainiac.jpg[/url])
I ficken love this movie!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nP1Sh6-yTE

I love when he randomly starts throwing paper around, then runs to the corner to get more paper to throw.

Paper tossing makes everything so much more dramatic.

Ahhh, mexicans and their movies...

-Jimmybob


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 11, 2009, 02:57:59 PM
13.  THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

(http://366weirdmovies.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/horrors_of_spider_island.jpg)

How cute!

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s_30zQFJp4g/Rq0N_8F_7xI/AAAAAAAAAU4/sCnzbSPYCg0/s320/hspiderisjo04.jpg)

How stupid!


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: RCMerchant on July 11, 2009, 09:22:12 PM
14.EW! You hit me again Rev! I Love HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND!  But-yes-the critters ae chezzy....but the big boned girls,,,,ahhhh!  :twirl:
 OK...the GIANT CLAW-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sKGz-hQ0yg


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Nukie 2 on July 11, 2009, 09:34:01 PM
(http://www.planetvideo.com.au/blog/2009/01/03/beverlygarland3.jpg)
(http://wiki.killuglyradio.com/images/thumb/8/85/It_conquered_the_world.jpg/400px-It_conquered_the_world.jpg)
      Beulah!  from "It Conquered the World!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOM0BfOE4Dw


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 11, 2009, 09:46:30 PM
14.EW! You hit me again Rev! I Love HORRORS of SPIDER ISLAND!  But-yes-the critters ae chezzy....but the big boned girls,,,,ahhhh!  :twirl:



But you love the movie because it's one of the worst... right?  BTWm I think you and I are about the only two who can stand that movie... even most bad movie fans can't find too much to love on SPIDER ISLAND.  I don't love the movie, but I respect it's big dumb power. 

How about

16.  THE MANITOU

(http://www.andyfilm.com/manitou07.jpg)

Is that a pimple on your neck, or is it a MANITOU?


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Allhallowsday on July 12, 2009, 08:45:25 PM
13.  THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND
([url]http://366weirdmovies.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/horrors_of_spider_island.jpg[/url])
How cute!
It's not cute when it bites your neck and turns you into "How stupid".   :bouncegiggle:

17.  THE HORROR OF PARTY BEACH (1964 ~ who hasn't remarked on the frankfurters?) 
(http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/BMovies_HorrorOfPartyBeach_560x330.jpg) (aw-uh, he's ashamed t'come out...)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2244/2419283099_f6edc47408.jpg?v=0) 

Thanks to Andrew for a good shot of the franks: 
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg)


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 12, 2009, 08:48:05 PM
18. Mansquito

I think a Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie should count.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 12, 2009, 09:01:40 PM

Thanks to Andrew for a good shot of the franks: 
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg[/url])



That reminds me of

19.  CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (Andrew's review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/))

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg)

Terrible movie, even worse monster


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: BUREINPARESU on July 13, 2009, 05:51:57 AM
I've always wanted to know what that thing is from since I first saw it in the intro to Malcom in the Middle.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 13, 2009, 07:12:46 AM
I've always wanted to know what that thing is from since I first saw it in the intro to Malcom in the Middle.

The same thing with me.

20. Mad Monster


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 13, 2009, 03:04:10 PM

Thanks to Andrew for a good shot of the franks: 
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg[/url])



That reminds me of

19.  CREATURE FROM THE HAUNTED SEA (Andrew's review ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/[/url]))

([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg[/url])

Terrible movie, even worse monster
by I love T.C.F.T.H.S. It's a really bad Corman movie, after all, he is the King of B's! :teddyr:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 13, 2009, 03:27:36 PM
21. Attack of the the eye creatures their "faces" is nothing but a gas mask(http://bp3.blogger.com/_s_30zQFJp4g/R3NJaHlOx2I/AAAAAAAACOc/_uQ4tktAZK8/s320/eye+creatures+monster.jpg) it sucks balls :hatred:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: RCMerchant on July 13, 2009, 05:08:15 PM
22.The paper mache-turkey headed pot smoking  BLOOD FREAK!

Here's Andrews review...http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/

And the trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw9ReA5H7ZY



Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: AndyC on July 13, 2009, 05:59:13 PM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg[/url])


Is it just me, or does the creature look an awful lot like Homer Simpson?


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: RCMerchant on July 13, 2009, 06:17:15 PM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg[/url])


Is it just me, or does the creature look an awful lot like Homer Simpson?


Homer as a giant turd!!!  :buggedout:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: BUREINPARESU on July 14, 2009, 03:04:42 AM
Cannot unsee such an image.


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Nukie 2 on July 14, 2009, 11:04:36 AM
([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg[/url])


Is it just me, or does the creature look an awful lot like Homer Simpson?


Homer as a giant turd!!!  :buggedout:

Could we all agree that is the worst movie monster ever? I'd say it's so!


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 14, 2009, 11:08:44 AM
23.  THE KILLER SHREWS (again, the picture is from Andrew's review (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/))

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews4.jpg)


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 14, 2009, 11:59:12 AM
23.  THE KILLER SHREWS (again, the picture is from Andrew's review ([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/[/url]))

([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews4.jpg[/url])
those dogs are p**sed


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: InformationGeek on July 14, 2009, 01:20:56 PM
24. Winterbeast

(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/winterbeast/winterbeast8.jpg)


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: El Misfit on July 15, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
24. Winterbeast

([url]http://www.badmovies.org/movies/winterbeast/winterbeast8.jpg[/url])
What the Fudge? :teddyr:


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: jimmybob on July 15, 2009, 01:19:36 PM
25. NIGHT OF THE BLOOD BEAST had a monster that failed to entertain.

(http://www.fissionchicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/blood_beast_A.jpg)

-Jimmybob


Title: Re: top one hundred worst monster films of all time
Post by: Rev. Powell on July 16, 2009, 08:06:51 PM
26. BLACK FRANKENSTEIN (better known as BLACKENSTEIN)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Black_frankenstein.jpg)