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Title: garden gnome party Post by: ChuckSplatt on July 17, 2009, 11:36:12 PM (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Garden_gnomes_-_commonwealth_park_canberra.jpg)
'Twas the largest secret garden gnome party on this planet thus far... Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: sprite75 on July 18, 2009, 12:30:09 AM The Travelocity Gnome always threw the best parties.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2009, 01:43:33 AM It's wondering where they seem to be going, that bothers me.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Jack on July 18, 2009, 06:29:30 AM Oh man, I shouldn't have done so much acid back in the '60s. Oh wait, I didn't...
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Mr. DS on July 18, 2009, 08:47:34 AM The original Woodstock crowd sure has shrunk with age.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: ghouck on July 18, 2009, 10:54:20 AM Only minutes later, two cars full of the rival gang "Smurfs" attacked the unsuspecting Gnomes in a drive-by shooting. It is believed the attack was in retaliation for the destruction of the dam in Smurf Village and the gang rape of Smurfette.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: LilCerberus on July 18, 2009, 12:45:19 PM "In this scene from outside the local unemployment office, it becomes clear that the recession has hit literally everybody."
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Mr. DS on July 18, 2009, 08:56:38 PM "No, no, no...the garden is this way morons..."
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: sideorderofninjas on July 18, 2009, 10:27:56 PM At parties, the cool garden gnomes always segregate the uncool garden gnomes...
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: sp33dy on July 19, 2009, 06:36:51 AM Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes - Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes - Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes
Hi Im Al Harrington Of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arms Flying Two Man Emporium As An Unwanted Result Of A Recent Lawsuit Im In Possession Of Hundreds Of Crudely Painted Not So Funny Gnomes And Its Just Waiting To Turn Yourn Uncut Trash Full Lawn In To A Living Work Of Art That Tells People That Pass By That A Real Funny Bugger Lives Here Your Neighbours Will Chuckle Warmly And Drivers Will Slow Down And Applaud When They Cast Their Eye's On Such Favourites As Sorta Ben & Jerrys Looking Cow Black Silhouetted Cowboy Leaning On Barn And Everybody's Favourite Fat Woman Bending Over Tending To Her Garden And Big Polka Dot Bloomers Most Of This Stuff Is Priced To Move And Until It Does Its A Massive Fire Hazard So Please Come See Me Look For The Crudely Painted Not So Funny Sorta Ben & Jerrys Looking Cow Gnome Out Front Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: InformationGeek on July 19, 2009, 01:12:42 PM A scene from the Goosebumps story, Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Monster Jungle X-Ray on July 20, 2009, 06:12:09 AM By the time anyone realized what was happening it was too late... the Garden Gnome Holocaust had begun.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Fausto on July 20, 2009, 08:03:40 PM Only minutes later, two cars full of the rival gang "Smurfs" attacked the unsuspecting Gnomes in a drive-by shooting. It is believed the attack was in retaliation for the destruction of the dam in Smurf Village and the gang rape of Smurfette. You'd think smurfette would be used to that by now. Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: AndyC on July 21, 2009, 08:31:34 AM "Sorry, no flamingos allowed."
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: Flangepart on July 21, 2009, 05:49:19 PM Word of advice : Never honk off a wizard when he sneaks into your Ren-Fair.
Title: Re: garden gnome party Post by: AndyC on July 22, 2009, 08:42:22 AM Hey, it's my Grandma's yard.
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