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Great! Now we can smell like Amy Winehouse!

http://www.popcrunch.com/amy-winehouse-fragrance-winehouse-perfume-deal/

I love the scent of vomit on a woman.

For some reason I cant stop giggling. I would love to ask the genius behind this what the hell they were thinking. what was the pitch? uh, its a cross between the sweet smell dew kissed rosses and... amy winehouse. so basically,it smells like a dumpster behind a florist.

Would it not be cheaper to just soil yourself and tell people you are wearing her new perfume when they complain about the smell.

I never really liked the way bathrooms in bars smell just before closing time on a Friday night, but apparently there's a market for it  :question:

Who's gonna buy this when you can rub yourself up against a tramp for free ?

What's the alcohol %  :question:

Does it smell like urinal cakes and stale cigarette smoke?  That what I imagine she smells like.  Love her voice though, when she isn't utterly bombed.

My thought was GIN, urinal cakes, and stale smoke.

Yes, fans, now ever you can smell like a meth lab.

lol... even her surname is posh slang for a drinking hole, fer christs sakes

on a related note, there was an e-bay auction for 'a jar of air captured just after brad pitt and angelina jolie had walked past'....the mind boggles

(http://home.earthlink.net/~snailstales/opossum.JPG)

Funny how that possum looks like Amy herself.

No, the possum is cute.

Anybody remember a thread a while back, about celebrities who look like they might smell bad? This thread made me think of that. Amy sure belongs in that category.

I'm trying to remember what the bar hags at my local watering hole used to smell like. Can't say I ever got close enough to get a really good whiff, but booze, urinal cakes and stale cigarette smoke are only part of the scent of a (really skanky) woman. We cannot forget the strong stench of chemicals from the hair salon. And one of the ingredients in Amy's perfume would have to be another brand of really cheap perfume.

So, to recap: Booze, urinal cakes, stale smoke, hair chemicals and cheap perfume. Oh yes, and toilet water. I mean real water from a toilet.

(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/amy-winehouse-burn.jpg)  :question:

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Just add a slight breeze from my undies and all will be OK for great sales, I suppose.  :buggedout: :buggedout:

Seriously, I liked Amy Winehouse before she started on a steady diet of drugs, booze and cigarettes ~ she was good looking and was talented. After she started doing the bad stuff, her rapid decline shocked me and I thought: "What the hell is she doing to herself and more, where are her family and friends to give her a huge kick in the ass to get her right again?"

Hey, GRINDHOUSE (2007)!

I'll make you guys a deal, since we're such a tight group here: Find out how much her perfume costs, reduce it by 75%, and that's the price I'll charge to dump an ashtray in your hair, let the neighbor's dog pee on you, and I will PERSONALLY barf some Tequila on you. The end result is the same, except you're realize a HUGE savings. Shop smart, shop G-Mart!

 :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: +  :buggedout:

Okay, for the record, I am a huge fan of Back To Black.  I don't care if a jazzy Pop chick looks like a worn out rag doll; and though sorry to see her sad spiral of intoxication and waste (it's disgusting) I don't need to look at her to enjoy her records.  Actually, her wreck of a life informs the stunning performances of her records, just like BILLIE HOLIDAY might. 

On the otherhand, the perfume idea stinks.

I knew this thread would be legendary by title alone.  No one can pass up eau de skank jokes, certainly not me.